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Strap in, legends — this episode detonates harder than a dhuie on 10lb line.
E-Dawg finally snaps over the Western Australian fishing ban, and it’s safe to say…
Roger may not be safe.
Not the government, not the fisheries department, not even that one bloke at the ramp who “only kept two”. No one is spared as the Big Dawg howls into the mic like a wounded seal that knows it’s about to be tagged and released forever.
Meanwhile, The Lord cracks open his soul and takes us on a very spiritual healing journey — the kind of journey that can only be achieved through trauma, introspection, and a large pizza that “made him hole again” (yes, hole, not whole — you’ll understand).
And then there’s Evo, who’s aging like a sun-baked crab pot. He forgets more than he remembers, tells half a story, starts another one, then loops back to the start like a pensioner stuck in a roundabout. It’s chaos. It’s beautiful. It’s disturbing.
Expect:
🦐 Fishing rage
🍕 Pizza therapy
🧓 Memory loss (aggressive)
🐟 Zero actual professionalism
💩 Maximum amounts of rude, crude nonsense
If you're easily offended… this ain’t for you.
If you're not — welcome home.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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This week on The Unprofessionals Podcast, the boys officially lose the plot.
For reasons unknown (and probably medical), everyone sounds like a different animal:
And speaking of the Big Dawg — the team spends a full week celebrating his journey into the ancient realm. He’s older, he's slower, he’s louder, and he’s claiming it’s all "wisdom" when really it’s just his knees giving out.
From animal impressions to mid-life revelations, this episode is a beautiful blend of chaos, ageing denial, and the unmatched energy of the Unprofessionals.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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This episode is basically what happens when you mix poor decisions, caffeine, and a questionable moral compass.
The boys dive into the big life question:
“You’ve got 9 months left to live — what the hell are you doing?”
Normal people say travel, family time, skydiving…But the Unprofessionals? ...... hmmm and what sets E-daweg off on a rant ??? is it the Karen
Meanwhile, The Lord rocks up with drinks — and in true Lord fashion, it’s some questionable Kwinana camel piss you wouldn’t even serve your mother-in-law after she keyed your car.
And then there’s Evo — the big-dicked, blessed, degenerate fuck who somehow adds zero value to the entire episode.
If chaos, stupidity, and poor life choices had a baby — this episode would raise it.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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It finally happened. After 107 episodes of carrying him like a busted wheelbarrow, The Big Tool Man has finally stepped up to the plate — swinging harder than a drunk uncle at Christmas. This week, the boys witness a miracle: the Tool actually brings the goods. Jokes land, stories hit, and for once he’s the 33.3% of the room that isn’t just eating the snacks.
E-Dawg and The Lord sit back in disbelief as the Big Fella proves he’s more than just background noise and a big cock. It’s rude, it’s raw, and it’s the closest thing to character development this show’s ever seen.
If you’ve ever wondered what it sounds like when a man finally earns his mic time — this is it. Strap in, Tool Nation.
#TheUnprofessionalsPodcast #Episode108 #TheBigToolMan #33Point3Percent #StepUpOrShutUp
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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The Unprofessionals are back — and this week’s sugar-fuelled chaos hits harder than a dodgy servo coffee. What starts as a simple chat about jelly beans somehow spirals into a full-blown psychological breakdown of childhood trauma
Evo swears he’s found the secret to eternal life in a red bean, The Lord claims he can taste emotions, and E-Dawg’s just there trying to stop anyone from snorting the purple ones mid-record.
It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and 100% unprofessional — exactly how you like it.
#TheUnprofessionalsPodcast #Episode107 #JellyBeans #NSFP (Not Safe For Pick-n-Mix) #SweetChaos
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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The boys hit Perth for the “once-in-a-lifetime” Metallica concert… and left wondering if the band accidentally sent out their wax museum doubles.
What should’ve been a night of heavy-metal glory turned into a lukewarm soup of mid-tempo dad riffs, $18 beers, and a crowd that looked like it had been up since 1991.
The LORD lost his voice before James Hetfield even found his tuning pedal, E-Dawg spent half the night arguing with security about why the sound system had less punch than his Bluetooth speaker, and the crackheads from Kwinanna and The Lord then was last seen trying to revive the mosh pit with interpretive dance #dancedad
Tune in as the lads roast the world’s most famous metal band for phoning it in harder than a FIFO worker on night shift, debate whether Lars still knows how to play drums, and review the true headliner of the night — the kebab shop on the way home.
⚡️Warning: This episode contains strong opinions, louder laughter than the concert itself, and several rude words aimed squarely at ageing rock gods.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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Swipe right on chaos, because this one’s a certified trainwreck. Evo, E-Dawg, and The Lord dive head-first into the red-flag jungle of modern dating — from bio catastrophes to bedroom negotiations that’d make a HR manager faint. 💋
The boys unpack what happens when your “situationship” turns into a swingers-ship, the dangers of matching with your neighbour’s wife, and how not to confuse “open minded” with “open marriage.”
It’s crude. It’s wrong. It’s everything your mum warned you about.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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Yo, it’s The Unprofessionals, mate — Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord in the booth.
No rules. No filter. Just straight-up truth.
This week the lads hit the mic like rap royalty — spinning tales from Kalgoorlie nights to Perth street fights, burgers to brothels, and every unhinged moment in between. Expect chaos, confessions, and comedy gold as they debate toilets, drop truth bombs, and shout out the legends who make Tuesday nights worth a pint.
🎵 Dead-set legends. Wild confessions. Zero pretensions. 🎵
From peggin’ sisters to roundabout stressin’, from Froth Town dreams to MILFs on deck — nothing’s sacred and everything’s funny.
So crack a tin, kick back, and let the madness unfold.
It’s The Unprofessionals Podcast — raw, reckless, and downright glorious.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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The lads are back and the walls are coming down — literally and metaphorically. In this unfiltered, hung-over masterpiece we storm The Castle with zero plan, maximum chaos, and enough foul language to get us permanently banned from Sunday school. Expect filthy stories, dodgy confessions, and at least one moment where someone definitely should’ve stopped talking (but didn’t).
It’s beer-soaked honesty, garage-grade wisdom, and absolutely no professionalism — just the way you like it. Lock the gates, hide the kids, and crack a tin... the kings of chaos have entered The Castle.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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Strap the f*** in — this one’s chaos from start to finish. The Unprofessionals lock down the biggest content creators in the game and dial them straight into the madness. No filters, no rules, just pure unhinged energy. Expect laughs, arguments, and maybe a few things that’ll get us cancelled (again).
It’s loud, it’s wild, and it’s definitely not safe for work — welcome to the circus. 🎪
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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The lads are back — louder, looser, and even less qualified to have microphones in front of them. Episode 101 of The Unprofessionals Podcast is a full-blown circus of bad opinions, questionable logic, and stories that probably should’ve stayed at the pub.
Expect chaos, swearing, and moments that’ll make you say “they really left that in?” No filters, no structure, no shame — just raw, unedited stupidity at its finest.
🔞 Listener discretion advised — this one’s rude, crude, and proudly unprofessional.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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Congratulations, you absolute degenerates—you’ve somehow survived 99 episodes of this circus and decided to show up for #100. Honestly, we don’t know what’s more impressive: our ability to keep recording or your lack of standards for entertainment.
In this episode, we celebrate by doing exactly what we’ve always done: talking too much, saying nothing of value, and probably offending someone’s nan in the process. Expect zero growth, no wisdom, and the same three clowns talking over each other like it’s an Olympic sport.
If you came here for heartfelt reflection—jog on. This is 100 episodes of proof that anyone with a microphone and no shame can call themselves “podcasters.”
So grab a beer, lower your expectations (further), and witness the triple-digit disaster.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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We’re limping into 99 like an old Holden with three bald tyres and a dodgy alternator. The Lord’s been busy trying to get us cancelled by making jokes even your uncle with a Facebook ban would call “a bit much.” Meanwhile, the rest of us are just counting down to the big 100 like dogs waiting for scraps.
Do we have problems? Absolutely. Are we dealing with them? Absolutely not. One more episode till the century mark, and somehow we’re still on air (probably a clerical error).
Got something to say? Abuse? Praise? A cease-and-desist? Slide it into our inbox ya filthy animals—before the cancel bus finally runs us over.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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The boys are back and the world feels like it’s tipped upside down. The shocking shooting of Charlie Kirk sparks a raw discussion: are podcasters and commentators now at risk just for speaking their minds? Is this where freedom of thought and banter leads us in 2025?
Despite the madness and heavy headlines, The Unprofessional Podcast still delivers what it does best—laughter, nonsense, and good times. The crew find the lighter side of life, roast each other as always, and remind you why tuning in every week is worth it.
Chaos outside, laughs inside. Welcome to the madness.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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This week on The Unprofessionals Podcast, E-Dawg and The Lord officially hit rock bottom. With R U OK Day around the corner, let’s just say… they are absolutely not. The week from hell only got worse, the boys are clinging on with duct tape and bad decisions, and things may never be the same.
Meanwhile, EVO decided to take a European sabbatical—got plastered in some dodgy German pub, spoke fluent nonsense, and somehow came out looking like the most stable member of the crew. Which says it all, really.
Expect zero wisdom, questionable banter, and a full-blown car crash of an episode. Basically… peak Unprofessionals.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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This week on The Unprofessionals Podcast, we dive headfirst into the terrifying world of being courageous… which, for us, usually means ordering extra chili on our kebabs or finally checking the bank balance after a weekend out.
We’ll talk about the difference between real courage (firefighters, astronauts, people who cut their own hair) and ourversion of courage (sending that risky text, arguing with a GPS, or pressing “Reply All” by mistake).
Expect questionable life lessons, stories that should probably never leave the group chat, and the reminder that bravery doesn’t always look heroic—it sometimes looks like someone holding back tears while asking, “Do you guys take Afterpay?”
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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With EVO finally off doing something useful (like not babysitting two adult toddlers), the big dogs are officially off the leash—and chewing through the furniture. Left unsupervised in the studio, the two self-proclaimed stars of the show take full control, and things spiral faster than a toddler with espresso. Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable advice, and the kind of hot takes that’ll get this whole podcast flagged by HR—if we had one. It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s definitely unprofessional. Just the way you like it.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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The lads are back – loud, loose, and heading down to the cricket centre to watch the undisputed kings of indoor cricket, DEEP HEAT, take on a team of no-name flogs who probably still call their mum after every game.
The Lord and E-Dawg have rocked up, full kit on, ready to watch EVO dominate… but the bloke absolutely bottles it. Drops sitters, sprays throws, gives away runs like he’s Santa in December. The crowd turns. The team fractures. Relationships are ruined. Fines are flying. Is EVO the reason Deep Heat might have to sell the fkn team? Honestly, yeah.
The wheels fall off, the chat gets spicy, and the result comes down to the very last ball. Does Deep Heat rise… or do the flogs walk off with the dub and the dignity?
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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Strap in, you nostalgic gremlins – we’re going back to a time when your phone could kill a man, your car had less computing power than a toaster, and your Tamagotchi died more often than your dreams.
We’re talking about the unkillable Nokia 3310, the cars that looked like shoeboxes on wheels, Nintendo’s golden era before they got all motion-sensory and weird, and those digital pets that somehow caused more emotional trauma than your first breakup.
It’s a love letter to the 90s – a time when your internet screamed at you, your jeans were massive, and your parents still thought “email” was a disease.
Prepare to laugh, cringe, and question how any of us made it out of that decade without permanent neck injuries from Walkman headphones.
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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This week we’re boiling you're bits, psychoanalyzing mass murderers, and deep-throating Tim Tams like our lives depend on it. From Yoni steaming disasters (spoiler: someone definitely scorched a lip) to casually unpacking the minds of history’s most deranged killers, it’s the kind of chaotic energy your therapist warned you about. We also crown the world’s best Tim Tam and almost cry from joy… or lactose intolerance.
🔥 DISCLAIMER:
We are WILD. We are RUDE. This podcast contains foul language, inappropriate humor, medically questionable decisions, and the occasional orgasmic biscuit moment. Not for prudes, Karens, or anyone with delicate earbuds.
Listen now—before the internet cancels us (again).
Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too.
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