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The Vesta Clinic
thevestaclinicpodcast
54 episodes
2 weeks ago
The Vesta Clinic tells hopeful and compassionate tales of sentient life from the Asteroid Belt and Beyond. Follow Dr Underwood as she pieces together a patient’s complaints into something like a convincing diagnosis.
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The Vesta Clinic tells hopeful and compassionate tales of sentient life from the Asteroid Belt and Beyond. Follow Dr Underwood as she pieces together a patient’s complaints into something like a convincing diagnosis.
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Science Fiction
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Episodes (20/54)
The Vesta Clinic
34. Fulminant
Patient: Asmaada Sinander, Adrilaen  Date: 578/2/2729 Patient ID: 0978372   Presenting Complaint: Gill pain   I never knew ‘Dr A’ from the Adrilaen ethics lectures was my Dr A.   __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Soill’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Plastic mop bucket with water inside, mop splash around, soak; Plastic mop bucket with water inside, mop movements, splashes, rinse out 2; Mop rinse out water into plastic mop bucket; Humpback whale song, noise isolated; Water pour out of plastic bucket onto concrete, very fast; Plastic empty bucket drag on hard ground; Hair gel squeeze from plastic pouch, squirt 1; Rubbing sunscreen, suncream in hands 1; Motorcycle helmet take off, slide off head; Hollow metal pole, snapped broom handle, set down on concrete surface 2; Motorcycle helmet set down hard with visor vibrate, rattle 1 from Zapsplat.com  Wet Swab by Kastenfrosch -- https://freesound.org/s/521948/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 dustpan_bucket_toppled.wav by mezcel -- https://freesound.org/s/339905/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Squeaky Scrape 34 by Department64 -- https://freesound.org/s/669042/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Content Warnings: Reference to medicolegal proceedings; surgery; patient harm; deception; cleaning of a great big eye; suspected child abuse; nepotism
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2 weeks ago
30 minutes

The Vesta Clinic
33. Buffer
Date: 80/1/2733 Patient: Exal None, Human  Patient ID: 5681938 Lab ID: γΩ90-W1-ENH-38   Presenting Complaint: Headache    You just buffered, mate.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Xaelest’s Computer.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by AMC   Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Reference to traumatic injuries; cyborg character using bionic accessories as disability aids; drug use; reference to previous addiction; drug/weapon smuggling; mental illness; psychiatric hospitals; catfishing
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3 weeks ago
22 minutes

The Vesta Clinic
32. Ghost Hunting
Date: 73/1/2733 Patient: Urbinjienye "Jien" Hayentiak, Human.  Patient ID: 77347786    Presenting Complaint: Skin lesions    Dr Underwood, the hatch is this way.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org; Sci-fi glitch, servo shutdown; Science fiction, digital organism, glitches; Laptop notebook put down on table; Small empty plastic water spray bottle drop on concrete 2; Small empty plastic water spray bottle drop on concrete 3; Plastic tape measure place down on wood surface; Tablet computer slide on table, pick up; Metal filing cabinet open and close from Zapsplat.com   Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; grief; skin cancer; reference to sexual contact resulting in pregnancy; moles; reference to accidental injury and bleeding; unethical science
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1 month ago
29 minutes

The Vesta Clinic
31. Thea
Patient: ????? Date: ?????? Patient ID: ??????   Presenting Complaint: ?????   Send message.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Aerglo Rae, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari  AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by AMC.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Jobsworthl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Garden Ambience.wav by mixxythepixxy -- https://freesound.org/s/348011/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Gore, small organ or bloody flesh or guts short movement, squelch; USB A cable plug in 2; Body impact, gore, bone break with flesh and blood squelch. Version 3; Science fiction machine, pulsating; Game sound, trumpets fanfare, completed, finished; Lid remove from small metal tin 2; Lid place onto small metal tin 3;  Person roll over in bed on mattress; Ambience of countryside with single bee occasionally flying around; Metal kitchen scales set down on surface 4; all by Zapsplat.com    Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Content Warnings: Reference to known character death; accidental injury; stitches; swearing; bleeding; squelchy sound effects; chemotherapy; chronic illness 
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1 month ago
35 minutes

The Vesta Clinic
30. How Blue?
Date: 64/1/2733 Patient: A'oo'da, Troglodan  Patient ID: 9583928    Presenting Complaint: Difficulty vocalising   Sec asks exactly the right questions.   __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Content Warnings: Phlegm; viral illness; alien bonding rituals with reference to human sexual encounters; concern about coercion with reference to domestic violence (this is excluded); reference to perinatal famine affecting character’s health; co-dependency; reference to known character death   
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2 months ago
23 minutes

The Vesta Clinic
29. High Achiever
Patient:  LeíLeì Date: 55/1/2733  Patient ID: 78367492 Presenting Complaint: Arm Pain Hi, is that the vascular surgeon on call?    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Dr Bestie as The Hiloovians.  Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by AMC.     Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Submit your own patient ideas here: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Divided’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Rudeness from a colleague; bleeding; blood clots; biting; novel medical therapy
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2 months ago
22 minutes

The Vesta Clinic
28. The Human Club
Date: 628/2/2731 Patient: Hafín Tracktee-326, Hygan Patient ID: 584209   Presenting Complaint: Blower pain   IF this was their last case . . . better make it a fun one.   __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Professor Aerglo Rae. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell and AMC.       Thanks to Shelby and Leon Egan whose ideas inspired this episode. Submit your own patient ideas here: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions   Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Yasmodynamic’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org  Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 9 by Zaplsplat.com Small hollow wood item slide, drag on wooden floor 3 by Zapsplat.com Chocolate bar in wrapper handling movement, short by Zaplsplat.com Sci-Fi Engine.wav by Jandre160108 at freesound.org   Content Warnings: Reference to syringe pump; Reference to feeling nauseous; Reference to perceived medical negligence; Reference to overstimulation; Lying
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3 months ago
32 minutes 34 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
27. Dark Orbit Blood Letter
Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan Date: 48/1/2733  Patient ID: 9583728 Lab notes: Ωτ28-J4-GKS-05   Presenting Complaint: Dental prosthetic insertion.    You need to forget everything Dr Underwood said right this second.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Housekeeping’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead -- https://freesound.org/s/274666/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Content Warnings: Bat-like creatures; blood drinking; xenophobia and racial stereotyping of an alien population and their culture; reference to character death; screaming; violent sound effects (with narration explaining that these are fake); dental care; reference to cannulation; reference to deceased character; sting injury 
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3 months ago
20 minutes 33 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
26. Membrane Saw
Date: 44/1/2733 Patient: Prithini Anaarda, Adrilaen  Patient ID: 7458293    Presenting Complaint: Delayed emergence    Please note: No actual saws were using during the treatment of this patient __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Green Room’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Reference to recreational drug and alcohol use; deceitful behaviour 
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4 months ago
22 minutes 46 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
The Night Market (A Listen Closely Tie-in)
We have something very special on the feed today! The Night Market is a fictional show set in the world of LISTEN CLOSELY a new YA romcom from creator of Tell No Tales, Leon Egan. The book is an absolute joy to read and this fictional pilot is no different! Be sure to listen to the other fictional pilot episode from the book: Unfathomable Depths on the Tell No Tales podcast feed and buy Leon's book! The Night Market was written and produced by Leon Egan, and performed by Maggie Bain, who also plays Jude in the Listen Closely audiobook. Theme songs were created by AMC. All concepts and characters were inspired by the book Listen Closely by Leon Egan.  
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4 months ago
12 minutes 35 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
Season 2: Midseason Q&A
Join AMC, Kamen, Ruby and Chris as they answer listener Qs and talk clinic cuties and the challenges of a second season!   Regular episodes will return on 24th July.    Submit an idea for season three here! ✨ __________________________________________________________   Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
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4 months ago
42 minutes 12 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
Bonus Episode 5: Medical Students
The gang reminisce . . . most of them.   __________________________________________________________   We’re taking a brief midseason break! Regular episodes will return on 24th July. Be sure to catch our mid-season Q+A before then!    You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨ __________________________________________________________     (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari .Theme music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Content warnings: reference to blood tests; fainting; public humiliation; second-hand embarrassment
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5 months ago
6 minutes 50 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
Bonus Episode 4: Performance Review
Aren’t you glad Computer isn’t transcribing this professional review?  __________________________________________________________   We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect another bonus episode and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July!   ✨ Submit your questions here! ✨   You can also submit an idea for season three here!  __________________________________________________________   At the start of the episode, you heard my earnest love for Travelling Light by Monstrous Productions. Learn more here!!  __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Theme music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 
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5 months ago
11 minutes 39 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
25. Calculated Risk
Date: 40/1/2733 Patient: Olea Aander, Adrilaen Patient ID: N/A    ‘Hi, I’m about to have a heart attack.’ __________________________________________________________   We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect two bonus episodes and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July!   ✨ Submit your questions here! ✨   You can also submit an idea for season three here!  __________________________________________________________     (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Dr Wifey as the Radio Announcer, AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and The Radio Announcer, Christopher Stoops as Olea Aander, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by AMC.     Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘[Comms ID Unavailable]’  and can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions:  Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org    Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Airy whoosh into impact, electricity spark 4 by ZapSplat   Couch creak, squeak, someone sitting down or movement by ZapSplat   Metal lever pull, yank fast and lock 1 by ZapSplat   Industrial metal hand cart very short pull or movement, metallic screech. Version 1 by ZapSplat   Adhesive sticky tape rip 1 by ZapSplat     Sticky tape strip handling with fingers 2 by ZapSplat   Australia to UK mains plug adapter plug in 2 by ZapSplat   Lifepak 12 touched.wav by residentsparking -- https://freesound.org/s/243638/ -- License: Creative Commons 0   Typing on an iPhone.mp3 by Caitlin_100 -- https://freesound.org/s/365543/ -- License: Creative Commons 0   A mid heavy body fall. By ZapSplat   Loose plastic object set down, rattle 3 by ZapSplat   Hospital electronic monitor machine dull beeping, high pitched by ZapSplat      Bone Break (Celery).wav by ralph.whitehead -- https://freesound.org/s/471594/ -- License: Creative Commons 0   Air blow into plastic bag and inflate 2 by ZapSplat Vape sound 5 from FilmCow SFX  Hand tap or slap wet skin 2 by ZapSplat Jewelry, Metal bracelet catch in hand by ZapSplat Latex rubber mask handling movements 1 by ZapSplat Electricity spark (sound design) 1 by ZapSplat finger snap 02.aiff by SoundCollectah -- https://freesound.org/s/109400/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Full open can of cola, lemonade or other soft drink set down then slide on table 1 by ZapSplat   Content Warnings: Patient is insulting to staff members; ignoring medical advice; swearing
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6 months ago
22 minutes 18 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
24. Chromatophore
Date: 36/1/2733 Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur  Patient ID: 2348739    Presenting Complaint: Star Map Pain    Dr Adra has a long day. __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Mechanic’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org    Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    App or voip software ringtone, electric piano style 2 by ZapSplat    Soda beverage can, 250ml, pick up from floor 3 by ZapSplat   Mug place down on surface by ZapSplat   Mug slide or move on table by ZapSplat    Content Warnings: Work-related trauma (undisclosed); reference to medical errors
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6 months ago
19 minutes 46 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
Announcement: Midseason Break & More!
Hi all! Just an announcement to let you know that we have planned a midseason break after episode 25! We have two fun little bonus stories to bring your way and will aim to record a Q&A to answer any burning questions you might have about the show so far!  Submissions are open! Get your ideas for S3 together and send them our way!  Transcript:  Hello lovely listeners, AMC here. We hope that you’re having fun with season two, and we’re either so grateful that you’ve stuck with us after such a long break between seasons OR delighted that you’ve joined us as a new listener. I just wanted to pop in and give you a heads up about the timeline for the rest of season 2. We’re planning a six week midseason break as Ruby and I put the second half of season 2 together. The last episode before the break will be episode 25, due to be with you on the 29th May and it’s a biggie, it’s a biggie, it’s goy lots of fun sound design, the whole gang and about 5 seconds of audio from my favourite person in the whole world - so listen out for that.    During the break, we will be bringing you 2 new bonus episodes and we’ll arrange a little mid season Q+A so we can be really annoying and refuse to spoil anything about the rest of season 2! I’ll share the details for how to submit questions on our social media in due course, we’re most active on Tumblr, Bluesky and instagram in that order and our handle is @vestaclinicpod.    And just one last thing! We are turning our hearts and minds to season three and I’m delighted to re-open the submissions form on our website. If you’re a little alien and you need to speak to one of our team - please get in touch! I can’t wait to share the rest of the submissions from this season with you, there is so much fun stuff to come!    Lots of love, stay safe and please enjoy the rest of S2! 
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6 months ago
1 minute 27 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
23. Code Squeaky
Date:  30/1/2733 Patient: Calyxy L’Torra, Vestafolk Patient ID: 1000000   Presenting Complaint: General medical review    Cometh the saviour, cometh the scientist! __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by AMC.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Release the Squikir’’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org    Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    rat noises.m4a by BurgerBoys -- https://freesound.org/s/482678/ -- License: Attribution 3.0   Rat Scurry by alexyquest42 -- https://freesound.org/s/630473/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   40 hn_batscratching.wav by cmusounddesign -- https://freesound.org/s/71983/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Circular metal fan cover grille spin to a stop on hard ground 1 at Zapsplat.com   Circular metal fan cover grille set down on hard ground 1 by Zapsplat.com   Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 4 by Zapsplat.com   Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 9 by Zapsplat.com   Small hollow wood item slide, drag on wooden floor 3 by Zapsplat.com   rubber gloves hospital 2.WAV by howardrichard232 -- https://freesound.org/s/568493/ -- License: Attribution 4.0   Aerosol, metal insect spray can, grab, pick up 4  by Zapsplat.com   Clothes hanger slide on metal rail 1 by Zapsplat.com   Chocolate bar in wrapper handling movement, short by Zapsplat.com   Content Warnings: Discussions of death; discussions of hereditary terminal illness; divorce; death of a family member; rodent-like creature sound effects; discussion of killing an animal 
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6 months ago
19 minutes 49 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
22. Magic
Date: 24/1/2733 Patient: Amelia MacGriffen, human Patient ID: 68392743   Presenting Complaint: Distress    Dr Underwood attempts magic.   __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruby Campbell.      Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scrungly’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org    Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Large wood impact, hit, split, splinter and collapse at Zapsplat.com   Content Warnings: Care of an autistic child by a medical professional; non-verbal character using communication tools; self-harm; reference to scratching; reference to biting (self and others); child distress; parental distress; discussions of kidnapping 
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7 months ago
20 minutes 49 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
21. Mucilaginous
Date: 345/1/2730  Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob Patient ID: 98573928   Presenting complaint: Auditory Hallucinations    The Professor solves a mystery. Sec does prefer it when their patients don’t ooze.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra,  and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruy Campbell.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Lumpectomy’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org    Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Discussion of symptoms of psychosis including hallucinations, thought disturbance, and mood changes; brief mention of harm to self/others (of which there is none); terminally ill character ignoring medical advice; euphemistic discussions of illness and death; stoma mention; non-oral feeding mention
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7 months ago
19 minutes 57 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
20. Haemohalter
Patient: Aqsa Hakim, Human Date: 11/1/2733 Patient ID: 2754839   Presenting Complaint: Nosebleed    It was the Ecchus Chasma of nosebleeds.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra,  and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.  Credits read by Ruy Campbell.    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Pearls and Pitfalls’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod    You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.   Sound Effect Attributions: Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface slow, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface fast, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com    Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org    Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org    Content Warnings: Blood (nosebleeds and other types of bleeding); menstruation mention; squeaking, cleaning sounds at the start of the episode; character makes jokes about own mental health condition
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8 months ago
24 minutes 6 seconds

The Vesta Clinic
The Vesta Clinic tells hopeful and compassionate tales of sentient life from the Asteroid Belt and Beyond. Follow Dr Underwood as she pieces together a patient’s complaints into something like a convincing diagnosis.