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The Whole Nine Yards
Milton and Vivian
174 episodes
3 days ago
From the office water cooler to the mic: Milton, Vivian, and the occasional special guest break down the intriguing world of the NFL, rant about our super competitive fantasy leagues, and the meaning of life after football.
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From the office water cooler to the mic: Milton, Vivian, and the occasional special guest break down the intriguing world of the NFL, rant about our super competitive fantasy leagues, and the meaning of life after football.
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The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 28: You Win Some, You Lose Some + Week 18 Chaos 🏆🌪️

The Vibe: The confetti has cleared for fantasy champions like Vivian (who won her 10th 'Ship) and the smoke has settled for heartbroken runners-up like Milton. As we ring in the New Year, the real NFL descends into the beautiful chaos of Week 18, where playoff seeds, divisions, and draft positions are all on the line.

Championship Week Heroes: A salute to the players who delivered titles.

  • Record Breakers: Bijan Robinson broke the Falcons' single-season scrimmage yards record. Puka Nacua finished as the overall WR1.

  • Clutch Performers: Brock Purdy (5 total TDs), Christian McCaffrey, Derrick Henry, and Drake Maye were league-winners.

  • Milton's 2026 Fades: A vow to avoid the Raiders (dysfunction), players who celebrate Donald Trump ("curse"), and anyone playing on "depressed" teams during Netflix holiday games.

The News: Major off-field drama and key injuries hit as the playoffs loom.

  • Legal Trouble: Patriots WR Stefon Diggs is charged with felony strangulation, casting doubt on his playoff availability.

  • Season-Ending Injuries: Saints WR Chris Olave (blood clot) and Browns TE Harold Fannin Jr.(quad) are done.

  • Resting Starters: Packers, Eagles, Bills, and Chargers are expected to sit key players like Jordan Love, Jalen Hurts, Josh Allen, and Justin Herbert.

  • Playing Through: Joe Burrow will start. Lamar Jackson is back at practice.

The Game Script: Week 18 Chaos Navigating a slate where motivation is everything.

  • Win-And-You're-In Battles: Panthers at Bucs (NFC South title), Ravens at Steelers SNF (AFC North title).

  • Playing for Everything: Seahawks at 49ers (NFC #1 seed), Jaguars vs. Titans (AFC #1 seed), Patriots vs. Dolphins (AFC #1 seed).

  • Playing for Pride (or Stats): Games like Browns at Bengals and Cowboys at Giants where starters play but stakes are low.

  • Tank Bowl: Chiefs at Raiders – a race for the #1 draft pick.

The Depth Chart: Week 18 Survival Guide

  • START: Players on teams with everything to play for (SF, SEA, JAX, NE, CAR, TB, BAL, PIT).

  • SIT: All rested starters (GB, PHI, BUF, LAC). Fade players on eliminated teams with nothing to gain.

  • CONSIDER: Backups and handcuffs in games where starters are resting (Josh Johnson, Malik Willis, etc.). Stat-chasers like Tony Pollard (incentives) and Michael Wilson (93 yards from 1,000).

Lock It In: For the final week of the regular season, follow the motivation. Start players whose teams are fighting for playoff lives or seeding, and bench anyone whose team has already packed it in.

Tune in for our full breakdown of the Week 18 madness. Thank you for joining us all season long—fantasy football never sleeps, and neither will we. And just like anyone who faced Bijan Robinson in their championship, we are DONE!

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4 days ago
40 minutes 16 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 27: Twas The Night Before Championships 🎄🎁

The Vibe: On Christmas Eve, our souls belong to the NFL and the fantasy championship. Milton is alive in one final league, going for the grand prize. Vivian pulled off a "miracle" (or just great management) to overcome Puka Nacua's 158-point onslaught and advance.

Week 16 Pick 6: Our six biggest takeaways from the semifinals:

  1. Cleveland is a Fantasy Graveyard: Milton's one ironclad rule held true. Josh Allen was held to a ridiculous 6.9 points in the "cursed" Cleveland stadium.

  2. Purdy's MNF Masterclass: Brock Purdy threw 5 TDs on Monday Night, making history and leading the 49ers to a blowout win.

  3. Injury Heartbreak: Key injuries to Lamar Jackson and TreVeyon Henderson in the Patriots-Ravens thriller ended many fantasy seasons.

  4. Bears' Miraculous DNA: Chicago won its 6th game this year after overcoming a deficit in the final 2 minutes, an NFL record.

  5. Jags Are For Real: Trevor Lawrence played the best game of his career to end Denver's 11-game win streak, proving Jacksonville is a legitimate contender.

  6. Late-Season Casualties: Brock Bowers is shockingly on IR, DK Metcalf is suspended and lost $45M in guarantees, and Justin Fields is on IR.

The News: The injury report is the final boss of the fantasy season.

  • Major Losses: Vikings QB JJ McCarthy (hand) is out. Chiefs WR Rashee Rice is almost certainly out (concussion). Rams WR Davante Adams could be shut down.

  • RB Roulette: Jaylen Warren will be limited. TreVeyon Henderson is in concussion protocol. Jordan Mason is a "long shot."

  • Questionable Stars: Amon-Ra St. Brown (knee) is expected to play. Josh Allen (foot) plans to play but didn't practice.

  • Returns: Woody Marks practiced in full.

The Game Script: A festive, chaotic slate with everything on the line.

  • Christmas Games: Cowboys at Commanders – Dak Prescott owns Washington. Lions at Vikings– A must-win for Detroit against a backup QB.

  • Saturday: Texans at Chargers – Houston can clinch a playoff spot. Ravens at Packers – Green Bay fights for the NFC North.

  • Sunday Marquee: Bears at 49ers (SNF) – A massive clash for the NFC's #1 seed and the division title.

  • Playoff Implications: Almost every game has major seeding consequences, from the Jags at Colts to the Eagles at Bills.

The Depth Chart: Your final lineup decisions for all the marbles.

  • Key Context: Trust no one in Cleveland. Start anyone facing the Commanders (Dak). Bench anyone reliant on JJ McCarthy.

  • Injury Leverage: If Jaylen Warren is limited, Kenneth Gainwell becomes a premium start. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is limited, Jameson Williams gets a boost.

  • Must-Win Spotlights: Players on teams fighting for playoff lives (Jaguars, Packers, Bears, 49ers, Texans) have extra motivation.

Lock It In: Our final advice for the championship: Trust players on teams with everything to play for, fade those on eliminated or locked-in teams, and may your studs stay healthy for one more week.

Tune in for our full, festive breakdown to set your championship-winning lineup. Raise a toast, and may the fantasy gods deliver your title. And just like DK Metcalf's guaranteed money, we are GONE!

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1 week ago
37 minutes 50 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 26: Thursday Night Cinema + One Last Playoff Push 🎬🏆

The Vibe: It's the fantasy semifinals, and the week started with ABSOLUTE CINEMA on TNF—a heartbreaking, record-setting thriller. Milton is still alive in two leagues, miraculously avoiding the Puka Nacua (225 yards) explosion that ended many seasons. The push for the championship is on.

TNF Recap: The Seahawks stunned the Rams 38-37 in an all-time classic. Seattle overcame a 98.6% win probability deficit, winning on a 2-point conversion in OT. Puka Nacua set a career-high with 225 yards, while Jaxon Smith-Njigba woke up in the second half to lead the comeback. The Rams' historic offensive output (581 yards) wasn't enough.

The News: Major quarterback changes and key injuries define the championship push.

  • QB Shakeup: The Dolphins are benching Tua Tagovailoa for rookie Quinn Ewers. Patrick Mahomes is out for the year.

  • Major Injuries: Packers RB Josh Jacobs and WR Christian Watson are questionable. Bears WRs Rome Odunze & Luther Burden are out. Saints RB Alvin Kamara is out.

  • WR Woes: Jets WR Garrett Wilson is done for the year. Chiefs WR Rashee Rice is out.

  • Returns Imminent: Bengals WR Tee Higgins is questionable. Falcons WR Drake London is expected to play. Cardinals WR Marvin Harrison Jr. is practicing.

The Game Script: Navigating the win-or-go-home semifinals.

  • Sat: Packers at Bears (+1): A critical NFC North rematch with major playoff implications and banged-up receiving corps.

  • Bengals at Dolphins (+4.5): The Quinn Ewers era begins in Miami. Can he provide a spark?

  • Bills at Browns (+10.5): How will Josh Allen operate in the "cursed, freezing" environment of Cleveland?

  • SNF: Pats at Ravens (-3): A massive AFC showdown with playoff seeding on the line.

  • MNF: 49ers at Colts (+6.5): Grandpa Philip Rivers gets the prime-time spotlight against the 49ers.

The Depth Chart: Your championship-round lifeline.

  • WR: Jayden Reed (GB - target share could spike if Watson/Wicks are out)

  • RB: Michael Carter (ARI - lead back vs. ATL's 25th-ranked run D), Chase Brown (CIN - safer floor vs. MIA than Etienne vs. DEN)

  • TE: Colston Loveland (CHI - could benefit from depleted WR room), Darren Waller (MIA - red-zone threat with new QB)

  • QB: Brock Purdy (SF - safest floor vs. IND), Tyler Shough (NO - high-upside dart throw vs. NYJ)

Lock It In: Our strongest semifinal picks are Michael Carter, Jayden Reed, and Brock Purdy.

Tune in for the full, desperate strategy to reach your fantasy championship. Our "All-Kickers" experiment is over, but the fight for real glory isn't. And just like the Tua Tagovailoa era in Miami, we are DONE!

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2 weeks ago
43 minutes 53 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 25: This isn't a Hallmark movie 🙅‍♂️🎬

The Vibe: Reality bites. It's the brutal reality of the fantasy playoffs, full of cinematic drama and cruel endings. Milton is down to 2 out of 6 leagues, his most expensive team a casualty of the "Kyle Pitts-krieg." Vivian enjoyed a stress-free bye week as chaos reigned.

Weekend Blitz: A playoff weekend of shutouts, comebacks, and heartbreak.

  • Bills 35, Patriots 31: Josh Allen did it again, leading a historic comeback from 21 points down.

  • Broncos 34, Packers 26: Denver proved they are "for real," with Courtland Sutton (7-113-1) hailed by Sean Payton as "our best player."

  • SNF Implosion: Brandon Aubrey missed multiple FGs, and the Cowboys' season is officially over.

  • Chiefs' Collapse: Kansas City lost to the Chargers, and Patrick Mahomes is out for the year after ACL surgery.

  • MNF Drama: The Dolphins got rolled, putting Tua Tagovailoa's job in jeopardy, while Darren Waller (2 TDs) finally got involved.

The News: The injury toll is catastrophic as the season winds down.

  • QB Chaos: Patrick Mahomes (ACL) is done. Jayden Daniels is shut down. The Dolphins are considering benching Tua. Philip Rivers will start again.

  • Major Injuries: Cowboys LB Micah Parsons (torn ACL) is out for the year. Jaguars RB Bhayshul Tuten (finger) is out a few weeks. Rams WR Davante Adams (hamstring) is week-to-week.

  • RB Carousel: Michael Carter is the last man standing in Arizona. RJ Harvey is dealing with a rib injury. Josh Jacobs is battling through pain.

Off The Waivers: The final desperate adds for a championship run.

  • QB: Jacoby Brissett (ARI - matchup-proof 20-point floor), Tyler Shough (NO - sneaky streamer)

  • TE: Darren Waller (MIA - finally a focal point), Colby Parkinson (LAR - TE4 since Week 10, red-zone threat)

  • WR: Jayden Reed (GB - returning to form), Rashid Shaheed (NO - increasing volume and return upside)

  • RB: Michael Carter (ARI - lead back by default), Blake Corum (LAR - consistent role), Tyrone Tracy (NYG - volume-based flex)

First Look: A massive Thursday Night Football preview: Rams at Seahawks (-1). An NFC West showdown featuring MVP candidate Matthew Stafford and his arsenal of weapons against the league's #4 defense and league-winner Jaxon Smith-Njigba. A defensive battle with major playoff seeding implications.

Tune in for the full, last-ditch strategy to win a championship. The reality is brutal, but the fight isn't over. And just like the Kansas City Chiefs' season, we are DONE!

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3 weeks ago
40 minutes 13 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 24: Falcons Fly, Playoff Teams Die 🚀🪦

The Vibe: The fantasy playoffs are a graveyard, and Milton is the latest victim, buried alive by Kyle Pitts' historic 3-TD explosion on TNF. A painful reminder that in the playoffs, anyone can rise from the dead to end your season. Vivian enjoys a peaceful bye week.

TNF Recap: The Falcons stunned the Bucs 29-28 in a meltdown for the ages. Kyle Pitts delivered the greatest TE fantasy performance since 1997 (11-166-3). Meanwhile, Baker Mayfield kept overthrowing Emeka Egbuka, and a healthy Mike Evans (12 targets) returned just in time for Tampa's heartbreaking collapse.

The News: A legend returns, and the injury list grows.

  • The Ageless Wonder: Philip Rivers, older than 12 current head coaches, is on track to start for the Colts, getting his number back with Daniel Jones on IR.

  • Major Absences: Tee Higgins, Alvin Kamara, David Njoku, and Tyrod Taylor/Justin Fields are all ruled out.

  • Questionable Stars: Davante Adams (hamstring) is expected to play. Christian McCaffrey is ill but likely fine. CeeDee Lamb has cleared concussion protocol.

  • Scary Injury: Steelers' T.J. Watt suffered a "tiny" hole in his lung during treatment but is expected to be okay, though he's unlikely to play Monday.

The Game Script: Survival guide for the playoff bloodbath.

  • Bills at Pats (+1.5): Could this be the "Game of the Week" in a massive AFC showdown?

  • Jets at Jags (-13.5): A get-right spot for Jacksonville against a Jets offense averaging 146.5 passing yards per game.

  • SNF: Vikings at Cowboys (-5.5): Can Justin Jefferson finally explode, or is JJ "Nine" McCarthytoo much of an anchor?

  • MNF: Dolphins at Steelers (-3.5): A sneaky-good game with major playoff implications, especially with T.J. Watt out.

The Depth Chart: Finding life after the Pitts-pocalypse.

  • WR: Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG - top target with Nabers out), Christian Watson (GB - smashing man coverage, emerging WR1)

  • RB: Chris Rodriguez (WSH - lead back vs. NYG's 2nd-worst RB defense), Devin Neal (NO - lead back if Kamara is out again)

  • TE: Isaiah Likely (BAL - vs. CIN's historically terrible TE defense), Harold Fannin (CLE - top-5 TE with Shedeur Sanders)

  • QB: Marcus Mariota (WSH - mobile QB vs. NYG's soft defense), Jaxson Dart (NYG - get-right spot vs. WSH's 29th-ranked pass D)

  • DEF/K: Stream the Dolphins (vs. PIT), Jaguars (vs. NYJ), or 49ers (vs. TEN). For kickers, target Cameron Dicker or Andre Szmyt.

Tune in for the full, desperate strategy to claw your way out of the playoff grave. Light a candle for your lineup. And just like Mike Evans storming off the field last night, we are DONE!

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3 weeks ago
48 minutes 41 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 23: Dead In The Water 💀⚓

The Vibe: The fantasy regular season is dead. Milton is "dead in the water" in half his leagues but still fighting for cash, trophies, and pride in three others—a lesson in karma after his early-season trash talk. Vivian, meanwhile, enjoys a luxurious 12-2 bye week.

Weekend Blitz: A week that reshaped playoff brackets and broke hearts.

  • Steelers 27, Ravens 22: Pittsburgh took control of the division, stunning Baltimore with a late comeback of their own.

  • Titans 31, Browns 29: Tony Pollard emerged from the shadows for a massive game, while Shedeur Sanders was named Cleveland's starter for the rest of the season.

  • Dolphins 34, Jets 10: De'Von Achane was electric, and Tua Tagovailoa finally won in the cold against a Jets team that is "THIS BAD."

  • SNF Disaster: Patrick Mahomes posted a 19.8 passer rating with 3 INTs in a shocking Chiefs loss.

  • MNF Fantasy Nightmare: Jalen Hurts lost 4 fantasy points on one play (INT + fumble recovery), possibly "the worst fantasy play of all time."

The News: Devastating injuries are ending seasons at the worst possible time.

  • Crushing Blows: Colts QB Daniel Jones (torn Achilles) is done for the year. Commanders TE Zach Ertz (torn ACL) is also out.

  • QB Carnage: Jayden Daniels re-aggravated his elbow. The Colts brought Philip Rivers in for a workout.

  • WR Woes: Tee Higgins is back in concussion protocol. Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, and Drake London are all doubtful for Thursday.

  • Positive Signs: CeeDee Lamb is progressing through his protocol. Jayden Reed returned immediately to his slot role in Green Bay.

Off The Waivers: The last lifeline for your playoff run.

  • WR: Jayden Reed (GB - immediate slot role upon return)

  • RB: Blake Corum (LAR - lead back with 100+ yards, 2 TDs), understand the Dolphins' new RB split: Ollie Gordon (TD-dependent) vs. Jaylen Wright (Achane's role)

  • TE: Harold Fannin Jr. (CLE - leads NFL TEs in missed tackles forced)

  • QB: Marcus Mariota (WSH - safe floor if Daniels is out), Tyler Shough (NO - sneaky streamer with rushing upside)

  • Playoff D/ST Stashes: 49ers (vs. TEN, IND), Jaguars (vs. NYJ), Bears (vs. CLE)

First Look: A preview of Thursday Night Football: Falcons at Bucs (-4.5). Two battered NFC South teams fight for playoff life. With injuries decimating both receiving corps, the game may hinge on Bucky Irving (vs. ATL's 25th-ranked run D) and Emeka Egbuka stepping up as the Bucs' WR1.

Tune in for the full, desperate strategy to survive the first round of the playoffs. The stress is real, the stakes are high. And just like Daniel Jones's and Zach Ertz's seasons, we are DONE!

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4 weeks ago
39 minutes 24 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 22: Aubrey Is My QB1. And Dak Is My Kicker🦵🤠 (A Prelude to Week 14)

The Vibe: It's the final bye-mageddon in the most crucial week of the fantasy season, and Milton is fuming at Roger Goodell. The Cowboys lost, but kicker Brandon Aubrey's 23-point performance is carrying teams. Milton also wishes a belated happy birthday to the ever-wise Vivian.

TNF Recap: The Lions outgunned the Cowboys 44-30 in the dome shootout we predicted. While Dak and the offense came alive late, the loss crushes Dallas's playoff hopes (now just 8%). The cost was high: Lions S Brian Branch is out for the year with an Achilles, and CeeDee Lamb is in concussion protocol.

The News: The injury report is a final hurdle for playoff hopefuls.

  • Major Losses: Lions S Brian Branch (Achilles) is done. Falcons WR Drake London (knee) is out.

  • WR Woes: Cardinals WR Marvin Harrison Jr. and Bears WR Rome Odunze are not practicing and are out. Parker Washington is limited.

  • QB Updates: Jayden Daniels is practicing in full. Tee Higgins has cleared protocol. JJ McCarthyis cleared from concussion protocol.

  • Returns Imminent: Mike Evans has a real chance to return. Omarion Hampton feels great and could play Monday.

The Game Script: Navigating the last bye week with playoff dreams on the line.

  • GAME OF THE WEEK: Bengals at Bills (-5.5): Huge for both real-life and fantasy reasons. Milton needs a bad Josh Allen game for his playoff hopes.

  • Colts at Jags (+1.5): A massive AFC South battle with direct playoff implications.

  • SNF: Texans at Chiefs (-3.5): Both teams are fighting for their playoff lives in a tight wild card race.

  • Bears at Packers (-6.5): A crucial NFC North clash. The Bears haven't clinched and face a tough remaining schedule.

The Depth Chart: Your key to a playoff-clinching victory.

  • WR: Christian Watson/Romeo Doubs (GB - primary targets in a great matchup), Chris Olave (NO - vs. TB's vulnerable secondary, if healthy)

  • RB: Chris Rodriguez (WSH - lead back vs. MIN's soft run D), Kimani Vidal (LAC - boom/bust vs. PHI's 24th-ranked run D)

  • TE: Dalton Kincaid/Dawson Knox (BUF - vs. CIN's TE-friendly defense), Brenton Strange (JAX - high usage vs. IND's TE-weak defense)

  • QB: Jordan Love (GB - vs. CHI's generous pass D), Jacoby Brissett (ARI - garbage time king vs. LAR)

  • DEF/K: Stream the Buccaneers (vs. NO), Browns (vs. TEN), or Commanders (vs. MIN). For kickers, target McManus, Santos, or McPherson.

Lock It In: Our strongest picks to secure your playoff spot are Christian Watson, Jordan Love, and the Buccaneers D/ST.

Tune in for the full, final push to the fantasy playoffs. May the fantasy gods be with you. And just like the Dallas Cowboys' 2025 season, we are DONE!

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1 month ago
38 minutes 51 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 21: Thanksgiving Feast or Famine 🦃🍂

The Vibe: We're back from a bye week and heading into the FINAL WEEK of the fantasy regular season for many leagues. Milton's cortisol levels are through the roof, and the NFL's state is perfectly encapsulated by the enigmatic Carolina Panthers. He's hoping to finally sit down and watch a full, glorious football game as the playoff race hits its climax.

Weekend Blitz: A week of historic performances, stunning upsets, and playoff-altering results.

  • Record Breakers: Chase Brown set a Bengals franchise record with his 6th straight 100-yard game. Swift & Monangai became the first Bears RB duo to each hit 100+ yards in a game since 1985.

  • Stunning Upsets: The Panthers stunned the Rams to become the "greatest 7-6 team," while the Seahawks D/ST delivered a season-saving 30-point performance in a shutout.

  • Playoff Heroes & Zeros: Davante Adams leads the NFL with 14 TDs. Justin Jefferson had the worst game of his career (2 catches, 4 yards). Lamar Jackson laid a critical egg for fantasy managers in a prime matchup.

  • Streak Watch: The Broncos won their 9th straight in OT, and the Patriots notched their 10th consecutive victory.

The News: The waiver wire and injury report are in playoff form.

  • Surprising Moves: The Vikings waived Adam Thielen at his request, and the Steelers quickly claimed him.

  • Major Injuries: Lions CB Terrion Arnold is done for the year. Sauce Gardner will miss a few weeks. Amon-Ra St. Brown is banged up ahead of TNF.

  • QB Limbo: Kyler Murray, Jayden Daniels, and Tee Higgins are still not cleared to play.

  • Returns Imminent: Mike Evans, Omarion Hampton, and Jayden Reed are all trending towards returns.

Off The Waivers: Your last-chance lifeline for the playoffs.

  • WR: Jakobi Meyers (JAX - clear WR1, building chemistry with T-Law)

  • RB: Blake Corum (LAR - consistent role, TD upside)

  • TE: Darren Waller (MIA - healthy and a focal point, "a true warrior"), Brenton Strange (JAX - immediate role upon return)

  • QB: Marcus Mariota (WSH - safe floor with rushing upside)

  • Playoff D/ST Stacks: Target the Texans, Broncos, Seahawks, or the KC/NO combo for Weeks 16 & 17 vs. the sack-prone Titans.

First Read: A massive Thursday Night Football preview: Cowboys at Lions (-3). This "Silver and Blue Bowl" is a potential shootout with major playoff implications. Can a banged-up Lions secondary contain a red-hot Dak Prescott? Detroit needs this win to secure a playoff spot and "bring Cowboys fans back to reality."

Tune in for the full, final-week waiver wire strategy and matchup breakdown. It's win or go home. And just like the resilient Darren Waller, we are DONE and BACK!

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1 month ago
40 minutes 44 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Texans Cook The Bills + Weak Slate Energy 🧑‍🍳🪫

The Vibe: The playoff picture is getting messy, and the Bills are looking vulnerable after getting cooked by the Texans' backup QB. Milton braces for a week of "ugly and tough matchups," placing his trust in the strategic mind of the 10-1 Vivian to navigate the weak slate energy.

TNF Recap: The Texans beat the Bills 23-19 in a defensive masterclass. The Houston defense was historic, sacking Josh Allen 8 times—a career first for him—and forcing 3 takeaways. Davis Millsremains undefeated as a starter, while questions swirl in Buffalo after a healthy-scratch Keon Coleman watched his struggling offense from the sidelines.

The News: The injury report remains a brutal gauntlet.

  • Major Injuries: Falcons QB Michael Penix Jr. will have season-ending ACL surgery. Falcons WR Drake London and Cardinals WR Marvin Harrison Jr. (appendicitis) are out.

  • RB Roulette: Chiefs RB Isiah Pacheco is out. Raiders RB Josh Jacobs is questionable. Jaguars RB Travis Etienne is limited.

  • QB Updates: Joe Burrow is active and could start. Jaxson Dart is practicing but Jameis Winstonwill start for the Giants.

  • Drama Alert: The Browns have named Shedeur Sanders the starter, setting up a "morbid curiosity" game against the Raiders.

The Game Script: Navigating a week of lopsided matchups and high drama.

  • Browns at Raiders (-3.5): The main event for "morbid curiosity." Can Shedeur Sanders prove himself against a vulnerable Raiders team?

  • Eagles at Cowboys (+3.5): A high-drama NFC East grudge match in Dallas. Can an emotional Eagles team overcome their offensive woes?

  • Pats at Bengals (+8.5): The potential return of Joe Burrow, but without his top weapon Ja'Marr Chase.

  • Steelers at Bears (-2.5): Does an injured Aaron Rodgers still own Chicago?

The Depth Chart: Finding value in a tough week.

  • WR: Luther Burden (CHI - rising role vs. PIT's slot coverage), Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG - QB-proof target share vs. DET)

  • TE: Hunter Henry (NE - consistent targets vs. CIN), Juwan Johnson (NO - vs. ATL's TE-friendly defense)

  • QB: Jacoby Brissett (ARI - garbage time king vs. JAX's soft pass D)

  • DEF/K: Stream the Browns (vs. LV's swiss cheese O-line) or Packers (vs. struggling MIN). For kickers, target Cairo Santos, Cam Little, or Daniel Carlson.

Lock It In: Our strongest picks for a tough slate are Luther Burden, Jacoby Brissett, and the Browns D/ST.

Tune in for the full breakdown to survive a critical week. Next week's schedule is altered for the holidays, so stay tuned for a special Black Friday episode! And just like Michael Penix Jr.'s season, we are DONE!

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1 month ago
35 minutes 54 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 19: Record Breaking Weekend + 2 Cents for a Quarterback 🏆🪙

The Vibe: A wild Week 11 is in the books, featuring historic highs and crushing lows. Milton is licking his wounds after Vivian (now a dominant 10-1) took him down, but he's still fighting for a playoff spot amidst a whirlwind of QB drama and season-ending injuries.

Weekend Blitz: A week for the record books.

  • Historic Highs: Jacoby Brissett set an NFL record with 47 completions, while Jaxon Smith-Njigba became the first player ever with 75+ receiving yards in his first 10 games.

  • Historic Lows: The Bengals' defense tied a Super Bowl era record by allowing 27+ points for the 9th straight game.

  • QB Carousel: The Jets benched Justin Fields for Tyrod Taylor. Aaron Rodgers is playing through a broken wrist, while Shedeur Sanders' brutal debut (13.5 passer rating) has everyone questioning the hype.

  • Statement Wins: The Bills (Cook & Allen) and Broncos (another walk-off FG) kept rolling, while the Eagles' defense won a grudge match against the Lions.

The News: The injury bug and disciplinary action strike again.

  • Suspension: Ja'Marr Chase is suspended one game for spitting on Jalen Ramsey.

  • Major Injuries: Titans WR Calvin Ridley (broken fibula) and Eagles RT Lane Johnson (Lisfranc) are out for the year. Sam LaPorta is on IR.

  • QB Chaos: CJ Stroud is out. Jaxson Dart is still in the protocol. Michael Penix is on IR.

  • RB Shakeups: JK Dobbins is done for the season. Josh Jacobs is day-to-day.

Off The Waivers: Finding value in the chaos.

  • WR: Mack Hollins (NE - target share rising with Boutte out)

  • RB: Emanuel Wilson (GB - lead back if Jacobs is out), Chris Rodriguez (WSH - clear RB1 role), Sean Tucker (TB - RB1 with Bucky Irving out)

  • Stashes: Keep an eye on Jayden Reed (GB) returning to practice.

First Read: A look ahead to Thursday Night Football: Bills at Texans (+5.5). Can Josh Allen and James Cook overcome the league's #1 overall defense? Or will Davis Mills and the Texans continue their surprising success against Buffalo?

Tune in for the full breakdown to navigate a thinning waiver wire and a critical week. And just like the value of a Ja'Marr Chase this weekend, we are DONE!

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1 month ago
43 minutes 40 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 18: The Witching Hour Is Upon Us 🧙‍♂️🕰️

he Vibe: The fantasy playoff push is here! With only four weeks left in the regular season, Milton's teams are all still in the hunt. His excitement for football is back, fueled by Vivian's insights and a little help from The Darkness.

TNF Recap: The Patriots beat the Jets 27-14, becoming the first team to 9 wins. TreVeyon Henderson exploded for 3 TDs in Rhamondre Stevenson's absence, while Justin Fields continued to struggle, putting his job in jeopardy.

The News: A serious note on mental health headlines a busy week.

  • Mental Health Focus: All-Pro CB Jaire Alexander is stepping away from football to focus on his physical and mental health, potentially contemplating retirement.

  • QB Carousel: C.J. Stroud is out, so Davis Mills starts again. Jaxson Dart is in the protocol, so Jameis Winston gets the nod for the Giants.

  • RB Roulette: Isiah Pacheco and Sam LaPorta are out. JK Dobbins is not practicing, paving the way for more RJ Harvey.

  • Positive Signs: Calvin Ridley, Brian Thomas Jr., and Brock Purdy are all on track to return.

The Game Script: Key matchups for your playoff life.

  • Commanders vs. Dolphins (Madrid): Can the hot Dolphins handle business abroad against a fading Washington team?

  • Bears at Vikings (-3): Chicago goes for its 7th straight win. Can Justin Jefferson finally find "savage mode" against them?

  • Chiefs at Broncos (+3.5): A massive AFC West showdown in Denver.

  • SNF: Lions at Eagles (-2.5): "One team has identity and the other doesn’t." A must-watch game.

  • MNF: Cowboys at Raiders (+3.5): A potential trap game for Dallas, with Brock Bowerslooming as a Raider weapon.

The Depth Chart: Your key to surviving the witching hour.

  • WR: Jaylen Waddle (MIA - elite vs. man coverage), George Pickens (PIT - in a projected shootout)

  • RB: Jaylen Warren (PIT - vs. CIN's best RB matchup), Woody Marks (HOU - vs. TEN's generous run D)

  • TE: Pat Freiermuth (PIT - most efficient Steelers TE), Colby Parkinson (LAR - dart throw in 3-TE sets vs. SEA)

  • QB/DEF/K: Aaron Rodgers (GB - great revenge matchup vs. CIN), JJ McCarthy (MIN - vs. CHI's soft pass D). Stream the Texans (@TEN) or Chargers (@JAX) D/ST.

Lock It In: Our strongest picks for a critical week are Jaylen Waddle, Jaylen Warren, and the Texans D/ST.

Tune in for the full breakdown to secure your playoff spot. And just like Jaire Alexander's unexpected exit, we are DONE!

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1 month ago
46 minutes 23 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 17: Daboll Dropped + Blast From Waivers Past 🪓🔙

The Vibe: Milton is in a funk, feeling a lack of excitement around the NFL due to bad football, penalties, and injuries. But the news of Brian Daboll's firing—a move Vivian predicted weeks ago—offers a jolt of reality as the coaching carousel begins to spin.

Weekend Blitz: A week of historic performances and shocking upsets.

  • Jonathan Taylor's Record Day: The Colts' RB set a new franchise record with 286 scrimmage yards and 3 TDs, delivering a monstrous 48.1 fantasy points.

  • Bills Upset by Dolphins (30-13): The most surprising unsurprising upset of the week, fueled by the Bills' inability to run against the league's 30th-ranked rush defense.

  • Davis Mills, QB1? The Texans' backup led a 4th-quarter comeback, finishing as the overall QB1 for the week with 28.68 points.

  • MNF Snoozefest: The Eagles-Packers game was a "boring ass football game" featuring dominant defenses and a crucial missed field goal.

The News: The axe has fallen, and the injury report remains grim.

  • Coach Fired: The New York Giants have fired Brian Daboll after a 2-8 start. Mike Kafka takes over as interim HC.

  • Major Injuries: Travis Hunter (knee) is out for the season. Cardinals WR Zay Jones (Achilles) is also done. Jaxson Dart is in concussion protocol.

  • QB Updates: Joe Burrow returned to limited practice, targeting a Week 13/14 return. CJ Stroudremains in the protocol.

  • Returns Imminent: The Jaguars designated Brenton Strange to return from IR.

Off The Waivers: Blast From The Past: Revisiting previously recommended pickups who are relevant again.

  • WR: Troy Franklin (DEN - usage trending up), Christian Watson (GB - consistent target share), Parker Washington (JAX - WR1 with Hunter out), Jayden Higgins (HOU - looks like Nico Collins, great with Mills)

  • RB: Tyler Allgeier (ATL - plug-and-play starter in a run-heavy offense)

  • TE: Theo Johnson (NYG - Dart's favorite target), Cade Otton (TB - volume should rise post-bye), Brenton Strange (JAX - high pre-injury volume)

  • QB: Aaron Rodgers (GB - get-right spot vs. CIN)

First Read: A look ahead to Thursday Night Football: Jets at Patriots (-11.5). With Garrett Wilsonout, can the Jets' anemic offense score on the Patriots' 9th-ranked defense? The path for New England is clear: force Drake Maye to beat them through the air, as the Jets have been gashed by scrambling QBs.

Tune in to help shake off the mid-season blues and get your team ready for a push. And just like Brian Daboll's tenure in New York, we are DONE!

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1 month ago
47 minutes 6 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 16: Don't Be a Raider: Your Guide to Not Fumbling the Fantasy Stretch 🏈💎

The Vibe: The fantasy stretch run is here! With just a few weeks left in the regular season, Milton warns against fumbling this critical period, using the hapless Raiders as a cautionary tale. Meanwhile, 8-1 Vivian is here to guide you to the playoffs. We also take a moment of silence for Marshawn Kneeland.

TNF Recap: The Broncos beat the Raiders 10-7 in one of the ugliest games in recent memory. It was only the second game since 1950 where both teams had more penalties than first downs. Bo Nix struggled, and Brock Bowers came crashing back to earth, while a late Daniel Carlson miss sealed the Raiders' fate.

The News: Key updates as we head into the home stretch.

  • QB Carnage: Jayden Daniels (elbow) is out but won't need surgery. CJ Stroud (concussion) is out. Kyler Murray (foot) is on IR.

  • RB Roulette: JK Dobbins (foot) is injured again. Rhamondre Stevenson (toe) is out. Kyle Monangai is in line for more work in Chicago.

  • WR Woes: Brian Thomas Jr. (ankle) is out. Tetairoa McMillan (hamstring) is questionable. Kayshon Boutte (hamstring) is out.

  • Positive Signs: Saquon Barkley, AJ Brown, Puka Nacua, and Garrett Wilson are all on track to play.

The Game Script: Navigating the Week 10 landscape:

  • Falcons at Colts (Berlin): A defensive battle? The Falcons have a stifling pass defense, while the Colts boast a top-tier run defense.

  • Browns at Jets: A "paradox game" featuring two struggling offenses. Expect a low-scoring grind.

  • Bills at Dolphins: A major AFC East showdown. Can the Dolphins' offense show up against a rival?

  • MNF: Eagles at Packers: A revitalized Jaelan Phillips called his trade to Philly "the greatest thing that's happened to me."

The Depth Chart: Your key to a winning lineup.

  • WR: Alec Pierce & Josh Downs (IND - great zone-coverage matchups vs. ATL), Jaylen Waddle(MIA - plus matchup if Bills' CB is out), Matthew Golden & Romeo Doubs (GB - favorable coverage)

  • RB: Kyle Monangai (CHI - hot hand vs. NYG's soft run D), Quinshon Judkins (CLE - vs. NYJ's 26th-ranked run D)

  • TE: Theo Johnson (NYG - Dart's favorite red-zone target), Oronde Gadsden (LAC - must-start territory vs. PIT), Dalton Schultz (HOU - vs. JAX's TE-friendly defense)

  • QB/DEF/K: Jaxson Dart (NYG - rushing upside vs. CHI), Marcus Mariota (WSH - top matchup vs. DET). Stream the Seahawks (vs. ARI) or Ravens (vs. MIN) D/ST.

Lock It In: Our strongest picks for a critical week are Kyle Monangai, Theo Johnson, and the Seahawks D/ST.

Tune in to ensure you don't fumble the fantasy stretch run. Stay sharp, and just like the Las Vegas Raiders' 2025 season, we are DONE!

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2 months ago
38 minutes 14 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 15: Mahomes Gets Spooked, Fantasy Hell, TRADES! (Anyone Got a Spare ACL?) 👻🦴🤝

The Vibe: Milton is soaring with his teams at 7-2, loving the Cowboys' and Chiefs' struggles. But the weekend was a brutal mix of blockbuster trades and a devastating wave of injuries, leaving everyone asking if they have a spare ACL to donate.

Weekend Blitz: A record-breaking, chaos-filled week.

  • Bears 47, Bengals 42: A legendary shootout. Joe Flacco (450+ yards) joined an elite group of 40+ year-old QBs, while Caleb Williams caught a TD pass.

  • Panthers 16, Packers 13: The largest upset of the season, as Carolina stunned Green Bay as 13.5-point underdogs.

  • Chiefs 21, Bills 28: Patrick Mahomes had the worst game of his career, completing less than half his passes with no TDs.

  • Commanders' Collapse: Jayden Daniels dislocated his elbow, joining Terry McLaurin on the sideline in a grim injury double-whammy.

The News: The trade deadline was a whirlwind, and the injury report is a war zone.

  • Blockbuster Trades: The Jets traded star CB Sauce Gardner to the Colts. The Cowboysacquired DT Quinnen Williams. The Saints sent WR Rashid Shaheed to the Seahawks.

  • Injury Carnage: Packers TE Tucker Kraft (torn ACL) is done for the year. So are 49ers DE Mykel Williams (ACL) and Saints CB Marshon Lattimore (ACL). Chargers LT Joe Alt is out for the season, crippling their O-line.

  • QB Chaos: Jayden Daniels (elbow) is out indefinitely. CJ Stroud is in concussion protocol, making Davis Mills the likely starter.

Off The Waivers: Navigating the wreckage for Week 10.

  • WR: Parker Washington (JAX - target hog with Hunter on IR), Christian Watson (GB - chemistry with Love is back)

  • RB: Devin Singletary (NYG - may have taken the lead role), Tank Bigsby (PHI - clear handcuff to Saquon)

  • TE: Theo Johnson (NYG - Dart's favorite red-zone target), Cade Otton (TB - volume should rise with Evans/Godwin out)

  • QB: Jaxson Dart (NYG - QB4 since becoming starter, plus rushing upside)

First Look: A peek at Thursday Night Football: Raiders at Broncos (-9.5). Denver goes for its 7th straight win against a struggling Raiders team. The key will be seeing if Brock Bowers and the Raiders' offense can bounce back from a short week.

Tune in for the full breakdown to help your team survive the trade and injury chaos. And just like Jakobi Meyers's time in Las Vegas, we are DONE!

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2 months ago
39 minutes 11 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 14: The Nightmare Before Kickoff (RIP Scary Terry) 🎃⚰️

The Vibe: Happy Halloween! The ultimate fear in fantasy isn't ghosts or goblins—it's the Thursday night start/sit decision that haunts you all weekend. Milton confesses this weekly dread, while breaking news of Terry McLaurin's re-injury makes the nightmare a reality for his managers.

TNF Recap: The Ravens dismantled the Dolphins 28-6, a horror show for Miami. Lamar Jacksonthrew 4 TDs, Mark Andrews caught two, and the Ravens D/ST finally woke up, leaving many managers who benched them kicking themselves.

The News: A spooky mix of front-office changes, trades, and injuries.

  • Front Office Shakeup: Dolphins GM Chris Grier is out after over 20 years with the team.

  • Trade Deadline Moves: The Jets acquire John Metchie, the Patriots trade pass-rusher Keion White to the 49ers.

  • Injury Horrors: Terry McLaurin (quad) is out again. Travis Hunter is on IR and may miss the regular season. Rhamondre Stevenson (toe) is ruled out.

  • Positive Signs: J.J. McCarthy, Jayden Daniels, Nico Collins, and Puka Nacua are all on track to return.

The Game Script: Navigating the Week 9 fright fest:

  • Bears at Bengals (+2.5): A potential shootout if Joe Flacco (shoulder) plays. If not, the Bears D/ST becomes a sneaky streamer.

  • Saints at Rams (-14): New QB Tyler Shough starts for New Orleans. It can't get much worse for Alvin Kamara, but don't expect a miracle.

  • Chiefs at Bills (+2): A classic AFC showdown with major playoff implications.

  • MNF: Cardinals at Cowboys: A potential shootout against a Cowboys defense that is one of the worst in the league.

The Depth Chart: Your treat bag of sneaky starts:

  • WR: Tre Tucker (LV - vs. shaky Jags secondary), Michael Pittman/Josh Downs (IND - vs. Steelers' 26th-ranked coverage)

  • RB: Kimani Vidal (LAC - vs. TEN's league-worst run D), Kareem Hunt (KC - lead back with Pacheco out), Kyle Monangai (CHI - heavy favorite to score vs. worst rushing D)

  • TE: Colston Loveland (CHI - vs. CIN, the best matchup for TEs), Oronde Gadsden (LAC - target share and red zone role growing)

  • QB/DEF/K: Caleb Williams (vs. CIN's 30th-ranked pass D), Sam Darnold (vs. WAS's soft secondary). Stream the Chargers (vs. TEN) or Lions (vs. MIN) D/ST.

Lock It In: Our strongest picks to conquer your fears are Kimani Vidal, Colston Loveland, and the Chargers D/ST.

Tune in for the full breakdown to set a lineup with no regrets. Stick to your guns, laugh in the face of danger, and just like the Miami Dolphins' season, we are DONE!

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2 months ago
40 minutes 46 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 13: Packers Send A-Rod Packing + Week 9 Waivers: Handcuff Edition (or Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy) 🐎🤠

he Vibe: Milton is seeing red after a brutal week of fantasy losses, culminating in a profound understanding of the "you mad, bro?" meme. He's officially calling Dak Prescott's MVP season over after a disastrous performance.

Weekend Blitz: A wild week where tight ends stole the show, but not the ones we expected.

  • Tight End Explosion: 10 different TEs scored touchdowns, including Dallas Goedert (2 TDs) and Tucker Kraft (2 TDs), but Cade Otton and Tyler Warren were nowhere to be found.

  • Jets Stun Bengals (39-38): Justin Fields and the Jets' offense came alive, while Ja'Marr Chaseput up a legendary 16-catch, 161-yard, 23-target performance in a loss.

  • Cowboys Crushed by Broncos (44-24): The Dallas defense is "worse than their offense is great." Bo Nix and Troy Franklin connected well, and Joe Milton looked like a "demi-god" in garbage time.

  • Packers Dominate Steelers (35-25): Green Bay sent Aaron Rodgers packing with a dominant second half. Christian Watson was heavily involved, and Tucker Kraft is a stud.

  • Jonathan Taylor's Historic Run: JT is now the 5th player since 2000 with at least 3 scrimmage TDs in four games in a season, joining legends like LaDainian Tomlinson.

The News: The trade deadline looms and the injury bug keeps biting.

  • Trade Rumors: The Jaguars are listening to offers for Brian Thomas Jr., the Saints may trade Rashid Shaheed, and Tony Pollard is reportedly available.

  • Major Injuries: Carson Wentz is out for the season (shoulder), Cam Skattebo (dislocated ankle) is done, and Quinshon Judkins (AC joint sprain) will miss time. Isiah Pacheco (knee) is week-to-week.

  • Returns Imminent: Lamar Jackson, Jayden Daniels, Puka Nacua, and Nico Collins are all expected back this week.

Off The Waivers: Handcuff Edition: The key to surviving the stretch run.

  • Top Priority: Tyler Allgeier (ATL - proven 3-down back in a run-heavy offense)

  • Immediate Starters: Tyrone Tracy Jr. (NYG - lead back with limited competition)

  • High-Upside Stashes: RJ Harvey (DEN - high-end RB2 if Dobbins goes down), Tyjae Spears(TEN - would skyrocket if Pollard is traded)

  • Deep Leagues: Isaiah Davis (NYJ - three-down skill set), Ollie Gordon (MIA - earning more work)

First Read: A look ahead to TNF: Ravens at Dolphins (+7.5). Can Lamar Jackson's return and Derrick Henry exploit the league's worst run defense? Or will the Dolphins' hot offense and De'Von Achane expose the Ravens' struggling defense in their warm-weather comfort zone?

Tune in for the full waiver wire strategy to secure your backfield for the playoff push. And just like Dak Prescott's MVP hopes, we are DONE!

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2 months ago
44 minutes 33 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 12: National TE Week! 🏈🎉

The Vibe: It's National TE Week, and the Chargers' Oronde Gadsden kicked off the celebration with a huge TNF performance. Milton feels for TJ Hockenson, who was left out of the fun thanks to a painful-looking Carson Wentz, and for anyone who started the now-dead Quentin Johnston.

TNF Recap: The Chargers dominated the Vikings 37-10. The story was the rise of Oronde Gadsden, who led the team in routes and has 19 catches for 309 yards in his last three games. Meanwhile, Quentin Johnston hit season lows across the board, seeing 0 targets for the first time in his career.

The News: The injury report remains a novel.

  • QB Updates: Brock Purdy is out, so it's the Mac Jones show again. Vikings hope JJ McCarthy is ready for Week 9. Jayden Daniels might only miss one week.

  • WR Woes: Garrett Wilson, Nico Collins, Christian Kirk, and Calvin Ridley are all ruled out. AJ Brown is questionable after not practicing all week.

  • Positive Signs: Lamar Jackson, Stefon Diggs, Terry McLaurin, and Deebo Samuel are all on track to return.

  • Trade Rumors: The Packers have reportedly called the Dolphins about De'Von Achane.

The Game Script: Navigating a six-team bye week:

  • Jets at Bengals (-6.5): The Joe Flacco Revenge Game is on! The Jets are banged up and won't name a starter.

  • Bills at Panthers (+7.5): A sneaky-good spot for the Panthers' top-10 run defense against a shaky Bills O-line.

  • Giants at Eagles (-7.5): The Eagles look to take out their frustrations after the Giants were fined for a concussion protocol violation.

  • SNF: Packers at Steelers: Aaron Rodgers claims it's not a revenge game, but a win would make him the 5th QB ever to beat all 32 teams.

  • MNF: Commanders at Chiefs: A "lamb going to the Arrowhead slaughterhouse."

The Depth Chart: Finding starts during the bye-pocalypse:

  • WR: Rome Odunze (CHI - vs. BAL's 28th-ranked pass D), Troy Franklin (DEN - vs. DAL's terrible secondary)

  • RB: Rico Dowdle/Chuba Hubbard (CAR - vs. BUF's 31st-ranked run D), Isaiah Davis (NYJ - if Breece Hall is out)

  • TE: Kyle Pitts (ATL - target share rising), Dalton Schultz (HOU - if he plays, volume is there)

  • QB/DEF/K: Joe Flacco (CIN - revenge game), Bo Nix (DEN - shootout potential). Stream the Falcons (vs. MIA) or Patriots (vs. CLE) D/ST.

Lock It In: Our strongest picks for Week 8 are Joe Flacco, Rome Odunze, and the Falcons D/ST.

Tune in for the full breakdown to conquer the byes. And just like Carson Wentz's performance, we are DONE!

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2 months ago
39 minutes 24 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 11: BYEmageddon Is Upon Us 🗓️💥

The Vibe: The bye-pocalypse is here, with six teams off in Week 8. Milton warns to never get ahead of yourself in fantasy, a lesson he learned after a humbling 50-point week. Meanwhile, Vivian is quietly dominating at 6-1. We also take a moment of silence for former RB Doug Martin.

Pick 6: Our six biggest takeaways from a chaotic Week 7:

  1. London Jags Myth Busted: The Rams flew in late and demolished the "experienced" Jaguars abroad.

  2. Dolphins Freeze Again: A hint of cold and the Miami offense shuts down, losing 31-6.

  3. Judkins Unleashed: Quinshon Judkins exploded for 3 TDs and 26.4 fantasy points.

  4. The Bo Nix Comeback: The Broncos scored 33 points in the 4th quarter to complete a historic 19-point comeback, led by Bo Nix.

  5. Panthers RB Battle: Rico Dowdle is outplaying Chuba Hubbard and is a must-add during Byemageddon.

  6. JSN is Matchup-Proof: Jaxon Smith-Njigba leads the NFL in receiving yards and is chronically open.

The News: The injury carousel spins on.

  • Major Injuries: Bucs WR Mike Evans (broken clavicle) will miss most of the season. Panthers QB Bryce Young (high ankle sprain) is out, making it the Andy Dalton show. Saints RB Kendre Miller(torn ACL) is done for the year.

  • QB Chaos: Jets benched Justin Fields for Tyrod Taylor. Vikings will start Carson Wentz as JJ McCarthy isn't ready. Ravens' Lamar Jackson remains sidelined.

  • Returns Coming: The Vikings are opening Aaron Jones' 21-day practice window.

Off The Waivers: Your lifeline for the bye-pocalypse:

  • RB: Kyle Monangai (CHI - bruiser back getting red-zone work)

  • WR/TE: Oronde Gadsden (LAC - target share trending way up), Romeo Doubs (GB - consistent target), Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG - Jaxson Dart's #1), Zach Ertz (WSH - target share rising with injuries)

  • QB: Aaron Rodgers (GB - revenge game matchup), Joe Flacco (CIN - averaging 229 yds/game, faces his old Jets team)

First Read: A look ahead to Thursday Night Football: Vikings at Chargers (-2). It's a battle of two teams desperate for a win. Can the Vikings' stout defense travel, or will Justin Herbert and the Chargers' offense get right at home? The key matchup is Minnesota's run game against a Chargers defense that has allowed the second-most rushing TDs.

Tune in for the full waiver wire strategy to survive the byes. And just like Justin Fields's aggressiveness, we are DONE!

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2 months ago
39 minutes 51 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 10 You're Fired and Everyone Is Dead 📉⚰️

The Vibe: Vivian returns from her Greek Bye to a brutal week of firings and broken bodies. But Milton found a bright spot in a thrilling, vintage Joe Flacco vs. Aaron Rodgers shootout on TNF that had him feeling like a kid again.

TNF Recap: The Bengals outlasted the Steelers 33-31 in an old-man QB battle and TE showcase. A petty Aaron Rodgers froze out DK Metcalf after two first-half INTs. The Bengals won despite surprise inactives on defense, making Trey Hendrickson a major trade target?

The News: The coaching and injury carnage continues.

  • FIRED: Titans HC Brian Callahan is out, replaced by the uninspiring Mike McCoy.

  • QB Updates: Lamar Jackson is expected back Week 8. Joe Burrow is on track for a mid-December return, setting up a potential QB controversy in Cincinnati.

  • Injury Bloodbath: A massive list of key players are out or questionable, including Garrett Wilson, Puka Nacua, Terry McLaurin, Deebo Samuel, Brock Bowers, Calvin Ridley, and David Njoku.

  • Returns Imminent: CeeDee Lamb, Mike Evans, George Kittle, and Jalen Coker are all on track to return this week.

The Game Script: Navigating the Week 7 minefield:

  • Dolphins at Browns: A fantasy wasteland. Expect 50-60 mph wind gusts and heavy rain. STAY AWAY.

  • Eagles at Vikings: A get-right spot for Philly, especially if Carson Wentz can't even start for Minnesota.

  • Pats at Titans: Drake Maye is playing MVP-level football and gets a dream matchup.

  • Raiders at Chiefs: Rashee Rice is back and will be thrown into a "heavy workload" immediately.

  • Commanders at Cowboys: A potential shootout with both secondaries battered by injuries.

The Depth Chart: Finding starts in the wreckage:

  • WR: Jaxon Smith-Njigba (SEA - leads NFL in yards), Rome Odunze (CHI - strong matchup)

  • RB: Rhamondre Stevenson (NE - vs. TEN's league-worst run D), Quinshon Judkins (CLE - weather-proof role vs. MIA's soft run D)

  • TE: Tyler Warren (IND - Colts' best pass-catcher), Zach Ertz (WSH - target share rising with injuries)

  • QB/DEF/K: Jayden Daniels (WSH - shootout potential), Jordan Love (GB - vs. ARI). Stream the Patriots (vs. TEN) or Seahawks (vs. HOU) D/ST.

Lock It In: Our strongest picks for Week 7 are Rhamondre Stevenson, Jaxon Smith-Njigba, and the Patriots D/ST.

Tune in to help your team survive the chaos. And just like the freshly fired Brian Callahan, we are DONE!

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2 months ago
39 minutes 30 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
Ep. 9: No One Is Safe (Not Even Your Kicker) 🦵💀

The Vibe: The injury apocalypse rages on, claiming even kickers now. Milton is surviving, going 3-6, while Vivian checks in from Greece, proving her ultimate fantasy football commitment knows no borders.

Pick 6: Our six biggest takeaways from a wild Week 5:

  1. Never Trust Cardinals RBs: The backfield is a chaotic vulture-fest.

  2. Justin Fields: A fantasy sweetheart, even in real-life losses.

  3. Rehabbed QBs: Baker Mayfield and Sam Darnold are fully revived after early career turmoil.

  4. Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold: Stefon Diggs torched his old Bills team with 10 catches for 146 yards.

  5. Chiefs & Eagles Exposed: Both top teams showed major flaws in shocking losses.

  6. The Great WR/CB Swap: Travis Hunter had his best offensive game, while Ja'Marr Chase logged a career-high 3 tackles.

The News: The injury report is a horror show.

  • Kicker Down! Colts K Spencer Shrader is out for the season after a brutal collision.

  • Major RB Hits: Patriots' Antonio Gibson (torn ACL) is done. Chargers' Omarion Hampton (ankle) is on IR. Bucs' Bucky Irving (shoulder) out at least two weeks.

  • QB Concerns: Lamar Jackson (hamstring) and Brock Purdy (toe) are still question marks for Week 6.

  • Potential Returns: CeeDee Lamb, Saquon Barkley, JJ McCarthy, and Terry McLaurin are all trending towards returning soon.

Off The Waivers: Scouring the wire for healthy bodies:

  • RB: Michael Carter (ARI - new RB1), Kimani Vidal (LAC - more upside than Haskins), Rico Dowdle(CAR - solid handcuff with standalone value)

  • WR: Kendrick Bourne (NE - target hog with Mac Jones), Tory Horton (LAR - big-play potential, a good stash)

First Read: A look ahead to Thursday Night Football: Eagles at Giants (+7.5). The Eagles are reeling after a 4th-quarter collapse and held a players-only meeting. Can they get right against a Giants defense that ranks 27th and can't stop the run? Or will the Giants continue their bizarre trend of beating good teams and losing to bad ones?

Tune in for the full breakdown to navigate another scary week. And just like Joe Flacco's time in Cleveland, we are DONE!

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3 months ago
33 minutes 3 seconds

The Whole Nine Yards
From the office water cooler to the mic: Milton, Vivian, and the occasional special guest break down the intriguing world of the NFL, rant about our super competitive fantasy leagues, and the meaning of life after football.