Oh ya, JD Vance is making that move, oh ya, he's gonna pull a public upgrade. JD Vance is putting the moves on Charlie Kirk's couch. I think that's what happening, it's hard to tell. The conservatives are too busy losing elections to explain why anybody would ever need a ballroom. It's the worst.....
Ya, let's just pretend president dumbnuts won a Nobel prize and maybe he'll stop destoying the economy and finally bring down the price of groceries. Ya, that's the ticket.
Also we talkin' about Bad Bunny cuz he's the most popular. singer that ever was. We love saying Bad Bunny cuz it helps the SEO and keyword stuff. Bad Bunny. Taylor Swift. Neom. 6 7
I had Grok write the description-
Join us for Worstcase Scenario, a weekly podcast blending sharp-witted comedy with bold liberal perspectives. Hosted by Jerk & Strange, we dive into politics, culture, and current events with humor and heart, offering fresh takes on progressive issues. Expect lively discussions, hilarious farts, and interviews with thought-provoking nobodies. Perfect for fans of political comedy and liberal talk shows. Tune in for laughs, insights, and unapologetic takes on today’s biggest topics. Also, blah blah blah.
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The world is on fire and Gen Z is taking down governments and Americans are complaining about Cracker Barrel logos and Taylor Swift lyrics about dongs. We don't cover any of that this week, we aren't current and we have no desire to stoop down to the listeners level. We be bangin and ya'll can recognize or not, either way we gonna eat your lunch, this is the worstcase.......
Oh ya, Commander Bone Spurs addresses his generals with a speech about how great Obama was at walking down stairs. You know, old man type of stuff. Trump is weird and gross and we don't want no part of that mess, it's the worstcase...
Hey, it's a podcast description. It's an hour full of two old guys talking about things they can't possibly understand. Jimmy Kimmel came back because the company caved. Go fash, lose cash!
We don't watch Kimmel and don't even really like him, but hey when then come for comedy it's time to prep the go bags. Get 'r done biatches, it's the worst case....
Jerk tells a fun story about a trip to a local park after we discuss how Matt Damon is gonna feel about Jimmy Kimmel or whatever. Free speech! You can't be patriotic if you hate half your neighbors. America is made of the people in it, not the dirt. So ya, a lot of the people seem kinda angry and stupid right now, and not at the price of groceries for some reason. Have you bought coffee lately? Damn! Stop being angry about stuff that don't touch you and get mad at the cost of cheese for god's sake. Meh.
Well, I guess Trump saved free speech! Yay! Free Speech, that thing in the constitution? Ya, you can say what you want, unless you disagree with Great Leader, but who would do that? Oh, what a grand time to be alive! When you can lose your job for your opinion! Yes, that is Free Speech, the freedom to not say some things cuz they make some people feel bad about the things they say and do. Sliding into the end times baby, we named this podcast the right thing cuz it's all over kids. Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Blah Blah Blah, it's two old white dudes complaining about things. Yay, he says ironically. Ya, we got topics and jokes, we got an hour of entertainment for you. We got jump cuts due to bad editing and batteries running out. This is real! So ya, listen up dummies, it's the worstcase.....
Descriptions mean nothing. What's the point? Do you actually read this? Am I supposed to put keywords here like funny politics? Maybe a new keyword like Trumpstien? Broligarchy made it into the dictionary this week, which is kinda messed up. Who cares, it's the worstcase......
Oh Yes! We Back! Oh ya Bishes, we in the house, we gonna argue about Trump and Epstein and Puffy cuz every day is repeat in the damn news. Don't question the party! It's the Worstcase......
It's a placeholder. Summer vacations overlapped, hangovers happened, we missed a few weeks, this is just a joke to hold you over, we will be right back to normal programming in next week.
Another day another link between Trump and Epstein. Those guys were close friends. It's sad that Donald has to pretend to not like his good friend, especially when Donald has so few friends. He loved Jeffery so much that he drew pictures for him. This is just gross and conservatives are still the worst. Whenever I hear him say 'witch-hunt" I remember that conservatives will lie if means they get to kill a woman. That is what a witch hunt is.
This world is f'd. Straight up lost, like to the point of being silly. It's another dumb week and Elon made his A.I. start being as nazi as he is, trump is all caught up in Epsteingate, but they won't care maybe. It's just all so stupid.
-and ya, I know, the sound quality is garbage, we know, we have fixed the problem and hopefully it's better next week. But hey, it's free, so take it.
Oh, we're just so clever. You know it.
We do have some sound issues on this episode, lot of echo and such. We know and we will try to do better. Meanwhile the Republicans started building concentration camps and dismantling the social safety net. I miss America.
Trump bombed Iran for money. That is the reason. Those bunker bombs cost more than you can imagine. The company that made them just got so rich that they now have more money to give to our conservative slave masters. Good job!
Taco fell? Kanye showed up at the Puffy trial? What? Now WW3 is starting? Nobody went to the Taco parade? Everybody protested at No Kings instead?
What a bunch of douchy douche-nuggets, it's the Worst......
Stephen Miller having a week? He lost his hair, he's losing his wife, her new man is dissing his boss. Good times, yo, I'm gonna pop some popcorn and settle in.
Also, don't say Elon is just trying to win back the left. He's over. You don't comeback from that salute and we hated him before all this.
Puff Diddly out here putting apple sauce on his chicky nuggys and I just can't take it no more. Stephen Miller is a punk and his wife left him for a goofy drug user that pees himself. This is your government now! it's the worst........
More Puffy news, more groc A.I. news, more dumb trump updates. It's a stupid world and we are stupid people. welcome to the worstcase.....