Jake and Eli FINALLY record again after one of our notorious delays. My (Eli) bad guys. This episode is shorter, but hey, you’re gonna hit that play button anyway okay, bud?

ITS OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Join Jake and Eli as they answer Nikos’ weird but intriguing questions and as they discuss the 3rd season of the 90s X-Men Cartoons. Leave us a good review or Wolverine will chop your fingers off

Jake and Eli unite once more to review the X-Men Animated Series’ second season. Before that, they have some news on The Super Bowl Multiverse of Madness trailer drop. Also, WE ARE ALMOST AT 1,000 LISTENS! So please be good little boys and girls and click that play button so Uncle Jake and Uncle Eli can acquire their hard earned $15.

Jake and Eli kick off their third season with a banger. Corny Dad Jokes, NFL Playoffs, and a review of the best X-Men Series in the world. What more can you ask for? (Btw please leave us a good review or rating on whatever podcast app you use. We’re not getting desperate, but PLEASE. or don’t we don’t care. Actually we do care. So leave a good review/rating before Jake leaves a stink bomb in your bed tonight.)

Today Jake and Eli answer more RWYRQTHNTDWXBWC and review Fox’s final attempt at developing a decent X-Men movie; 2019’s X-Men: Dark Phoenix, to celebrate their last episode of season 2!

This week we transition from R.Q.T.H.N.T.D.W.X.B.W.C.?. to Random Would You Rather Questions That Have Nothing To Do With X-Men But Who Cares? After that topic, Jake and Eli delve into a movie that has no idea what the word continuity means; X-Men: Apocalypse.

Today Jake and Eli take a stroll down memory lane as they revisit everyone’s favorite main topic: Random Questions That Have Nothing To Do With X-Men But Who Cares? Then they review 2014’s X-Men: Days of Future Past. Will it live up to the hype? Will it actually make it as Jake and Eli’s highest graded movie? Do they ever want to see it again? Will you ever stop reading these so you can listen to the podcast?

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Everyone! Jake and Eli kick off the first day of 2022 with their favorite memories from 2021 and review Fox’s second attempt at revealing Logan’s backstory; 2013’s The Wolverine.

*this was recorded 12/18/2021 Jake reluctantly watches and reviews 2011’s X-men: First Class. The 5th movie in Fox’s moribund attempt to adapt the classic 60’s X-men story.

Finally, we review the long awaited movie that critics hate. How will Jake and Eli rate 2009’s X-Men Origins: Wolverine?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Jake and Eli return in this festive fall week to review 2006’s X-Men: The Last Stand. Will it earn its title as the ending of the first trilogy? Will it be a total bomb? Will the Juggernaut meme ever die????

Jake and Eli unite to review the second X-Men movie: 2003’s X2 (aka X-Men United) [aka Wolverine and Friends 2: Wolverine and Friends United]. And RQTHNTDWXBWC (Random Questions That Have Nothing To Do With X-Men But Who Cares) Is BACK. How will this movie fair against our thorough review? Will it be an A or an F? a B or a D? Possibly a C?…….

Jake and Eli share their thoughts on the Shang-Chi movie and review the first X-Men movie: 2000’s X-Men

To finish off our season of X-Men characters, we’ve asked Eli Hollingsworth to join us on this episode (more like he forced us to do this episode) about Deadpool. Eli’s goal: Cause Jake and me to rethink our opinion of Deadpool being useless. Our goal: To absolutely slaughter this sorry excuse for a character and potentially ruin our relationship with Eli. (Maybe that’s more of my goal.) We may laugh. We may cry. We may verbally and physically kill each other. So why don’t you figure out by pushing the play button already!!!

Jake and Eli are finally able to do random questions that have nothing to do with X-men but who cares? in time to review the last official X-Man of this season; Mr. Sinister

Things are winding down as Jake and Eli review the 3rd to last character of this season; Mistique. They also talk about the recently released trailer for the Wolverine video game only available for PS5. Too bad for you X-box people.

You know him as the helmet wearing master of magnetism and one of the X-Men’s greatest foes. If you haven’t guessed it by now then you need to get glasses because the title literally says his name. Anyway…Yes, Jake and I (Eli) are back again to review this notorious, but very famous, villain: Erik Lehnsherr aka Magneto. They also discuss which historical figure they would wedgie as well as their personal views on the topic of Friendship. They, unfortunately, explain why Fox’s version of Magneto is overused and inaccurate. And finally, they review the long awaited trailer for Marvel Studio’s Spider-Man: No Way Home.

This is by far our most random episode. Just wanna put that out there. They discuss The Shang-Chi movie, Spider-Man, Batman, more-questions-that-have-nothing-to-do-with-X-Men-but-who-cares, guilty pleasures, delayed childhood tv-shows, people who we look up to the most, Why we’re protesting COVID, If we could only say one word what it would be, why Eli isn’t allowed to grow out his hair anymore, Jake being a pizza guy, shoving people off of 1-inch high pyramids, etc. Don’t worry, they eventually talk about the villain of the week, Apocalypse.

Today, Eli and Jake review their last hero before they transition into the villains. Jake shares a pitch for his idea of what the X-Men video game should be like. Eli and Jake roast John Cena and discuss wether or not he’s trying too hard to be more like his fellow wrestler, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Eli also shares his dislike for Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn, and they eventually talk about their character of the week, Alexander “Alex” Summers aka Havok.

Jake and Eli answer more random questions that have absolutely nothing to do with the X-Men and Jake explains the backstory of Elizabeth “Betsy” Braddock