Yo — Lets finish this and crown a champ! We also got screwed by shipping, survived a 4DX Grinch screening, and ran a wild holiday smackdown bracket. Come hang while we roast bad Santas, rogue reindeer, and argue who’s the real holiday MVP. Grab a drink (or eggnog), sit tight, and enjoy the chaos.

Hey—we turned Christmas chaos into a game: randomized character matchups, stupid weapons, weird locations, and even a drunk Santa cameo. Think Buddy the Elf vs. Turbo Man, Frosty vs. Scrooge, and John McClane in a toy factory. It’s chaotic, dumb, and hilarious. Pour yourself something warm, press play, and listen to us argue, trash-talk, and pick winners like you're sitting on the couch with your weirdest friends.

This album exists for one simple reason: I love Christmas—and I love Christmas music. I’m not a musician, but I am an artist, a writer, a New Yorker, and someone who grew up surrounded by holiday songs of every kind. My mom loved Christmas music fiercely. She played everything—from crooners to pop to novelty songs—and through her, I learned that Christmas didn’t have just one sound. She also taught me how to decorate the tree “the right way,” which still makes me laugh now that I’ve grown into that role myself.Another piece of this album comes from falling in love. When I started dating my Mrs. Claus, my father-in-law shared a Christmas album their family recorded together years earlier. Hearing her sing Christmas songs—raw, real, imperfect—filled my heart in a way I’ll never forget. Sixteen years later, I still cherish that album and make her listen to it, even though she insists she doesn’t like how she sounded. I love it because it’s honest, it’s family, and it’s Christmas.This album is my version of that feeling. I wrote the songs, created the ideas, curated the genres, and shaped the visuals. AI didn’t replace creativity—it collaborated with it, helping me turn words and memories into music. These tracks are a love letter to Christmas as it actually exists in New York City: the slush, the noise, the crowds, the radiator heat, the gift stress, the late shifts, the traditions we merge, and the ones we complain about while secretly loving them. Each song is a moment in the season, moving from decorating the tree to surviving December, across a mix of styles that mirrors the chaos and joy of a real Christmas playlist. This album isn’t perfect—and it was never meant to be. It was made for fun, for honesty, and for the love of Christmas, family, and the traditions we carry forward together.     https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-SmhzMIu4ReM0ZF1R0MWfslrmQZHZcJw&si=dMqYstXdnLraQa7m  

Yo — we nearly lost our minds wrestling with Loom, dodging robotic AI fixes, and blaming every piece of tech in the room. Then we spiraled into full-ass mustache and beard roast mode, debated the safety of gingerbread in NYC, and complained about overpriced popcorn tins like true holiday champions. Also: subway annoyances, kids peeling grapes like tiny serial killers, Lionel train battery madness, and a Florida Man who used a leaf blower on popcorn. If you want unfiltered chaos, a few laughs, and some salty life observations from two idiots who can’t fix audio, this episode is for you.

Yo — we rip into Teespring's holiday failures, swap wild family-gaming stories (I totally cheated at UNO), and nerd out over N64 rematches and a Hogwarts Express train for the tree. Plus wild job-interview scams, snow horror stories, gingerbread ambitions, and a Florida Man who threw hands at an inflatable Santa. Come hang, laugh, and commiserate like we're on the couch.

Hey — pull up a chair. We jump from a horrifying gym bathroom story to shower paranoia, deep-diving the brainy chaos of the Saw movies, and then get all nostalgic over rice pudding, old delis, and pickleball dreams. It’s messy, gross, weirdly thoughtful, and totally unfiltered — just like hanging with a buddy who tells it like it is. Come laugh, cringe, and stick around for the next weird story.

NEW CHRISTMAS SHIRT! Black Friday Code BFD25 for 25% OFF Knuckleheads Podcast pre-Thanksgiving episode. We're talking workplace holiday blackouts, epic Thanksgiving fails (turkey heists and dog attacks included), and the age-old dessert beefs — pumpkin vs. sweet potato vs. apple (and the sacred carrot cake debate). Also: back snap from putting on deodorant, ear infection misery, Florida-man style holiday headlines, and tips on what to bring when you're traveling for the holiday. Grab a drink, rate and subscribe, and let’s get weird about Thanksgiving.

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Pick up some NEW MERCH! What's up guys with the Knuckleheads podcast. I'm the fanboy. I'm the hater and this may be an episode you may never hear. Who knows? Very true, considering I don't know how to use this new program. We talk food holidays (bologna, chicken-fried steak, pasta), breakfast confessions, gum addiction, subway chaos, and the eternal battle with body odor — plus a ridiculous Florida Man headline. Pull up a seat, crack a beer, and listen to us go off like friends talking in the kitchen.

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CLASSIC REMASTERED! This was episode 323 from 2018...NEW MERCH! What's up, guys? We're the Knuckleheads Podcast — informal, messy, and hella funny. Dive into this episode where we riff about stolen summers, indoor water parks, weird breakfast hacks, wild alligator rescues, brownouts, Xbox rumors, and way too many fast-food grievances. Pull up a seat, grab some snacks, and join our chaotic conversation — it's like hanging out with friends who say what everyone else is thinking.

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Hey Knuckleheads! — we’re back recounting vacations, solo podcast woes, pumpkin spice confessions, and our IMAX Jaws experience (plus the wild merch frenzy). Come hang out for locker-room laughs, diner takes, and the usual chaos — it’s like we’re just chatting on the couch with you. Don’t forget to rate, subscribe, and maybe grab some merch if you’re feeling generous.  Grab some MERCH!!!  

Hey Knuckleheads! Here is a remastered classic from 2018!  dive into a messy, hilarious episode where we cover everything from bad milk and epic bathroom stories to peanut-allergy nightmares, candy obsessions, and whether you’d pay $30 to watch a new movie at home. It’s raw, dumb, and oddly relatable — grab a snack (preferably not the chunky milk), hit play, and laugh along with the Knuckleheads.

Hey friend — jump into our messy, hilarious episode where we roast mint chip, pitch a low-budget time-travel sitcom, and trade ridiculous stories about dumb injuries and cruise drink scams. Keep it real: rate, review, subscribe, and snag some merch if you wanna support the chaos. See you on the next one.