Cold open & intros:

• Third Avenue a.k.a. TAP; running gag with IGOR/KGB “earthquake” nickname and producer yelling “move on.”

• Over-the-top stage entrances, lights drop, Mercedes G-Wagon sponsor jokes, “budget vs theatrics.”

• Recording in traffic, cops, passer-bys
• Nerves vs professionalism.

• gym/jog motivation;
• Weekend at an Afro/neo-jazz show
• Love for sax & double bass and sampling ideas.

• Voice-note to wife in the lift, being cute at work, Gen-Z couple stereotypes.

• Price drop chat; “If petrol hurts, buy smaller”—Toyota/Suzuki over thirsty BMWs
• Passengers pitching fuel
• Asking for petrol “for control” even in a G-Wagon.

• Island/chill vibes, ad-libs, gallery/museum type-beat feel
• Crew rates each other.

• DIY pest control, “get a cat,” township cat stories, stolen puppy, allergies, tailless complex cat.

• Jake Tran documentary style, sponsorship ethics, “personal responsibility” in crypto meme-coins.

• Netflix SA stiff translations/accents & same actors
• Showmax praised for writing but app UI slander
• Too many “instant” documentaries; parody of Netflix doc format.

• Miss SA vs Miss Universe license confusion—winner not going due to rights.

• Taylor Swift’s literal lyric style vs concept albums (Brent Faiyaz – Wasteland)
• Hip-hop’s Billboard slump since the 90s; Drake/Pusha/Travis discourse
• “Lil Yachty will hold it down.”

• 11 SA languages, mispronunciations at work
• Anecdote about an Indonesian village using whistled “names.”

• Year-end fatigue, being “content with what I could do,” payday anticipation, empathy for parents
• Repo hypotheticals; no bumper stickers if you’re single.

• Classroom reading trauma, Afrikaans/Shakespeare, dyslexia joke
• Uni improved reading speed.

• One-meal-a-day discipline, gym while fasting
• Energy management over carbs.

• Kids wasting breakfast, “hard-dad” jokes about gratitude and routine.

• Like/subscribe/share call; “wholesome cult” sign-off and gratitude.

Dreaming tour production: Pod-in-a-car grind: Check-in: Relationship & “soft” moments: Petrol & cars: Off-the-Dome freestyle: Rat & cats saga: Creator economy & scams: SA streaming rant: Pageant/licensing tea: Music takes: Names & language: Adulting & money: Reading/grammar banter: Health & diet: Parenting vibes:Wrap: