07 January 2026
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New Year talk + South African internet culture: peace, adulting pressure, gym energy — plus the real convo around IShowSpeed’s SA stream.
The gents are back with an Off The Dome episode: we unpack why “fresh starts” feel complicated, how adult life can push you to breaking points, and why the online/content space feels more performative than ever. From Joburg vs Cape Town optics to algorithm fatigue and commentary culture, it’s a wide-ranging real chat.
In this episode:
New Year reset vs cynicism (peace, health, growth)
Adulting pressure + the fear of “crashing out”
SA vs international “Wild West” vibes (and why that matters)
IShowSpeed SA stream: authenticity, clout, and “everyone at work”
Joburg vs Cape Town culture/tourism optics
YouTube algorithm rabbit holes + content fatigue
Gym mindset, motivation, ego, and discipline
26 December 2025Listeners and viewers discretion is advised.” This program contains violent content which may be too intense for some listeners/viewers. "
Year-end reflections on TIME, PATIENCE, and taking chances—plus an Off The Dome freestyle and a couple of real conversations about work, money, and growth.
We talk about listening back to old episodes, corporate reality checks, why online shopping can be a gamble, and how life hardens you if you don’t protect your peace. Then we get into culture talk, authenticity, and a quick tweets segment before we wrap the year with New Year energy.
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19 December 2025
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Recording in broad daylight for the first time
Heat struggles in the car: sweating, windows closed, trying not to annoy suburban neighbours
Plan to jump into “Off The Dome” early because it’s too hot
“Taking leave” ≠ “going on vacation” ≠ “holiday”
Real vacations require money… most people are just home on leave
The hidden cost of driving: “car leaves the garage = money gone”
Holiday spending pressure: you’re supposed to spend, even when you’re budgeting
The “South African black vacation” joke: coming back broke, hungry, and stressed
Insurance/debit orders timing: companies know people will splash their money
Struggling to “turn off” after 12 months of routine
Resting should be treated like a job: planned and respected
Keep core habits (run/gym) but also allow yourself to be “useless” sometimes
Life problems don’t pause just because you’re trying to relax
The internal conflict of helping strangers when you just want peace
Storytime: a chill night turns serious when someone gets stabbed
Being a good person doesn’t always feel good — you do it because it’s right
Dark humour about forgiveness vs what you’d really want to do in court
Freestyle session starts early (because the car is overheating)
Multiple verses, jokes, and beat replays
Shoutouts + “Swift Brothers” running gag
Talk about possibly making a TAP album:
Needs continuity with the podcast vibe
Chaos is fun, but the album must show “brilliance” and structure
Training via freestyles = sharper studio performances
The privilege of having one hit song (especially if you own your masters)
Hits = merch, bookings, adverts, long-term income
The “one-hit wonder curse” vs the financial reality
Examples of artists whose lives change from one massive record
Commercial viability vs artistic brilliance (Drake/Travis vs “art-first” artists)
Travis Scott in India clip: crowd not knowing the lyrics (language barrier)
People being wild/racist in comment sections (especially on YouTube Shorts)
Comment sections as “bias confirmation” — you go there to laugh at what you thought
TikTok stickers take trolling to another level (sometimes funnier than the video)
Finished Miles Morales quickly by focusing on main missions
Praise for Miles’ powers (camouflage + electricity)
Joke: why do black superheroes always have electricity powers?
Frustration with game logic:
Winning in gameplay but losing in cutscenes
Boss fights that force plot outcomes no matter how well you play
Explaining the Nemesis System (enemies remember you + hold grudges)
Dream idea: bring it into GTA / Watch Dogs
NPCs develop vendettas based on what you did
Long-term consequences that return 100 hours later
Big debate: consequences are cool… but too harsh means people quit
GTA 4 praise: rich story, sad tone, meaningful choices with real consequences
Comparing older shows with deep writing (Dexter, Mr Robot, 24)
Wanting plots that surprise you instead of feeling predictable
Netflix SA shows feel stereotyped or forced (“Jozi runner” type plots)
Viewers will read subtitles if the story is good (Money Heist / Squid Game point)
Complaints about accents/dubs breaking immersion
Preference shoutout: Showmax having stronger local content (in their opinion)
Posting statuses that look “hurt” = sneak-dissing energy
Better to have direct conversations instead of public shade
Tweet take: “Using ChatGPT requires you to be smart”
If you’re not smart/clear, it mirrors your bad questions back to you
Comparing AI to a slick lawyer: clever but sometimes full of it
Instagram falling off:
Feels like it’s becoming Facebook
TikTok seen as the most “global/localised” platform
10 December 2025
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Episode overview
Funny Jozi stories, gaming struggles, music debates, and pure vibe talk
The crew gets into masculinity jokes, internet culture, and workplace chaos
In this episode
Vodacom-looking store in Auckland Park
Mic/recording tips and pod setup realities
Big-car vs small-car driving struggles
GTA Online DLC grind + money pressure
Year-end burnout, leave planning, and adult responsibilities
“Off The Dome” freestyle moment
Brent Faiyaz vs Odeal debate + Nas in SA ticket talk
Comment sections, memes, and creator criticism
Handshake politics + vibe check culture
Tug-of-war competitiveness at work
DIY pride and gym etiquette frustrations
Instagram vs TikTok relevance debate
Like/subscribe + “share with grandma & grandpa” outro
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01 December 2025 Listeners and viewers discretion is advised.” This program contains violent content which may be too intense for some listeners/viewers. "
In this episode of Third Avenue’s “Off The Dome,” the bros sit down for a long, loose and surprisingly wholesome conversation about everything from work energy to hip-hop and South African entertainment. They start by joking about how quiet they can be at home versus how loud they are on the podcast, the tension between being authentic and feeling like performers once the camera is on, and why certain language and slang will probably never belong in a corporate setting.
From there the conversation drifts into TV and film, with a breakdown of “Euphoria,” “The Idol” and Hollywood’s obsession with edgy, explicit content. The guys share how those lifestyles no longer look aspirational and then pivot into a nostalgic chat about Will Smith as a childhood hero, comparing him to Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z – full of aura, often dusted, but still iconic.
Midway through the episode they drop into a full “Off The Dome” freestyle session, using it as a springboard to talk about what makes rap exciting: cadence changes, voice switches and the importance of producers like 40 and Mike Dean. That leads naturally into a deep dive on the South African music ecosystem – from DJ Maphorisa and Black Coffee to genre politics, the dominance of amapiano, and how producers and songwriters often don’t get the respect or credit they deserve.
The same critique extends to comedy. They reflect on the local stand-up scene, older comics who claim to have “put everyone on,” and the way some shows have turned into political lectures instead of pure comedy. The message is simple: people are tired and just want to laugh for an hour without hearing about global summits and politicians.
Later in the episode they nerd out over YouTube and internet content: Nico’s “travel the world with no money” series, a video about training an octopus to “play” piano, and how rare it is for the algorithm to surface genuinely wholesome, curiosity-driven work. That opens into a broader discussion about art, opera and classical music, the feeling of “doing things for the plot,” and how real art hits you emotionally even when it looks simple on the surface.
They also revisit a school visit to a maximum-security and juvenile prison, reflecting on crime, consequences and how quickly a split-second decision can turn into years behind bars. From there they move into everyday South African life: why house parties are dying out, the stress of hosting, random plus-ones and drunk drama, as well as December social dynamics.
Towards the end, a tweet about Kanye West possibly coming to South Africa leads into a conversation about his mental state, whether a show would even feel right, and how much people project onto their heroes. Another tweet about muesli becomes a funny but real chat about health, granola, yoghurt, avo and how rural South Africans actually eat pretty well without calling it “wellness.”
The episode closes on a warm note: gratitude for a chilled session with just the three of them, wishes for a safe festive season, and a joke about building a “grandma fanbase” because at least grandmothers will actually sit and listen. It’s classic Third Avenue – long, honest, unfiltered and full of side quests, but always anchored in humour and heart.
10 November 2025
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Intro & New Concept
Nervous about trying a new format and mic issues
Money, Adulting & Being “Broke”
Everyone feels like they need more money
“Next month I’ll sort it out” as an adulting mantra
TV licence, projects and life admin always getting delayed
Off the Dome Freestyle
Live freestyle over a drill-type beat
Honest self-critique of beat choice and flows
Keeping it fun and experimental for the pod
Hip-Hop, Drake & SA Rap
Chat about “murder music”, drill and repetitive trap beats
Saying hip-hop needs hit-makers again, soft apology to Drake
Shout-out to Shane Eagle’s new tape and Joburg storytelling
Cities, Inequality & SA Life
How Joburg/Cape Town can hide deep inequality
Most Black South Africans never appear in the “Instagram city”
Reflections on race, language and visibility
Groceries, Capitalism & Monopolies
Woolworths vs Shoprite vs Checkers and who they really serve
How big chains can crush competition then hike prices
Capitalism in SA: cars, gadgets and chasing the “soft life”
Health, Water & Bathroom Struggles
Drinking 2L of water and living in the bathroom
Gym and office toilet horror stories
Big belly talk: beer, bread, gluten and sugar catching up
Body Image & Clothes
Anxiety about shirts riding up over a big stomach
Jokes about foreheads, ears and kids inheriting features
Gentle reminder to look after your health if you can
Content, Platforms & SA Media
TikTok vs YouTube in South Africa and local language content
Complaints about Netflix filler shows and weird writing
3rd Avenue now properly on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & more
Outro
Perfect pod for driving, cleaning or chilling
Like, share, subscribe and follow on all platforms
Appreciation for everyone who listens to the end
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Dreaming tour production: Pod-in-a-car grind: Check-in: Relationship & “soft” moments: Petrol & cars: Off-the-Dome freestyle: Rat & cats saga: Creator economy & scams: SA streaming rant: Pageant/licensing tea: Music takes: Names & language: Adulting & money: Reading/grammar banter: Health & diet: Parenting vibes:Wrap:
27 October 2025Listeners and viewers discretion is advised.” “This program contains violent content which may be too intense for some listeners/viewers. Listeners/viewers discretion is advised.” “The following program contains mature situations/themes and is intended for an older youth audience.Cold Open & On-Camera Prep
Words, Flex & Gen-Z EnglishParking-Lot Drama StoryApology & Switch to Off-The-DomeBig Idea: “Corporate Cyphers”Worklife & Office CultureHierarchy & MasculinityRap Culture EthicsKanye in SAPerformance MindsetStudy ChatAI & DeepfakesAging & AestheticsParenting & Mental Load-Coming home drained; needing 5 minutesPets & AccountabilityHealth & FitnessNon-Alcoholic DrinksReading, Grammar & AI-Improve grammar by reading; use AI but verifyClosing Bits
23 October 2025Listeners and viewers discretion is advised.” “This program contains violent content which may be too intense for some listeners/viewers. Listeners/viewers discretion is advised.” “The following program contains mature situations/themes and is intended for an older youth audience.Cold Start, Technical Chaos & Phone Drops
Intro & Branding MomentsAccent Switch-Ups & Music InfluenceLife Updates & Mood CheckTAX STRESS & Adulting PainInsurance Industry FrustrationsShauwn Mkhize ReferenceAdult Consequences & Money ResponsibilityCar Culture & ComfortRecording-in-the-Car CultureBody Language, Confidence & Performance EnergyUnderlying Themes
13 October 2025Listeners and viewers discretion is advised.” “This program contains violent content which may be too intense for some listeners/viewers. Listeners/viewers discretion is advised.” “The following program contains mature situations/themes and is intended for an older youth audience.Intro & Chaos
Podcast Kickoff & Guest IntroductionPhone Interruptions & Tech JokesGlasses & Style Segment Off-the-Dome Freestyle Session Guest Shoutouts & Day-One Supporters The Working Man’s RoutineDriving Rituals & Funny Adulting Observations 🚗Conclusion & Real-Life Wisdom
08 October 2025Listeners and viewers discretion is advised.” “This program contains violent content which may be too intense for some listeners/viewers. Listeners/viewers discretion is advised.” “The following program contains mature situations/themes and is intended for an older youth audience.Opening Segment
Technical Chaos & DND TalkOff-the-Dome Freestyle Session Self-Confidence & Growth DiscussionKanye West Artistic DebateKevin Durant, Hooping & NostalgiaCorporate Life & Serious PeopleFartgate & Corporate Pranks 💨Cockroach & Rat Stories 🪳Adulting, Marriage & Gender RolesSocial Media OpinionsChemistry, Margarine & Scholar TalkClosing Segment
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29 September 2025Listeners and viewers discretion is advised.” “This program contains violent content which may be too intense for some listeners/viewers. Listeners/viewers discretion is advised.” “The following program contains mature situations/themes and is intended for an older youth audience.Opening & Vibes
Naming the CommunityCultural Talk & Internet LanguageHip-Hop Genres & DebateFreestyle Segment Hip-Hop Talk: Old Heads vs. New WaveYoung Thug & Mariah the ScientistColourism & IdentityTV & Pop CultureBack to Music DiscussionClosing Energy
23 September 2025Listeners and viewers discretion is advised.” “This program contains violent content which may be too intense for some listeners/viewers. Listeners/viewers discretion is advised.” “The following program contains mature situations/themes and is intended for an older youth audience.Opening & Technical Struggles
Birthday & Family TalkOff the Dome Freestyle SegmentHip-Hop Culture & FameCars & LifestyleAnime & Pop CultureGym & InsecuritiesSports Comparisons-Underdog vs. “born gifted” narratives.Language & IdentityEnglish as a “Scam”AI, Internet & KnowledgeTap Opinions (Hot Takes Section)Closing Notes
15 September 2025Listeners and viewers discretion is advised.” “This program contains violent content which may be too intense for some listeners/viewers. Listeners/viewers discretion is advised.” “The following program contains mature situations/themes and is intended for an older youth audience.
10 September 2025
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Intro & Vibes
“Doing nothing” as a form of rest.
Freestyle & Cypher Segment
Off-the-dome bars in the car.
Celebrating 60 episodes of the podcast.
Reflections on consistency vs. other podcasts that fade after a few episodes.
Podcast Culture & Craft
Frustration with creators who abandon audiences.
Debate on whether “too many podcasts” is hate or lack of ability to create.
Performative vs. authentic podcasting.
Shoutout to SA podcasting scene and struggles with limited resources.
Hip-Hop & Industry Talk
Young Thug & Gunna situation – loyalty, betrayal, and vulnerability.
Healing, grudges, and what it means to be a man.
Drake’s “entertainment interviews” vs. deeper conversations.
Earl Sweatshirt’s philosophy on mumble rap, language, and art.
Reflections on artistry, freestyling, and authenticity.
Life & Principles
-Trust, loyalty, and honour among men and friends.
Handling betrayal, grudges, and healing.
The balance between ego and respect.
Real-Life Storytime
Witnessing aftermath of a drive-by shooting on the highway.
Mistrust of media narratives and reporting accuracy.
Bigger theme: corruption, lies, and how people consume news.
Aliens & Media Narratives
Debates on UFOs, Area 51, and whether aliens are real.
America vs. China/Russia narratives.
Doomsday mentality in news cycles.
Playful banter about trees being aliens.
Tech Rant – New iPhones
Criticism of Apple’s incremental updates.
Lack of AI integration despite marketing “Apple Intelligence.”
Overpriced phones vs. realistic expectations.
Consumerism, hype, and frustration with tech cycles.
Closing and Vibes
Banter about money, upgrades, and consumer choices.
Reminder that the pod is about authenticity, fun, and real talk.
-Sign-off: “Peace. Love. Love.”
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27 August 2025
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