A snowball of chaos hosted by Jen & the perpetually over-caffeinated Ashten

Hold on to your Santa hats, because this episode has everything no one asked for but desperately needed:

• ❄️ The weather is colder than Ashten’s heart before coffee
• 🐈 Jen’s cat pulled a “surprise! I’m knocked up!” plot twist
• 🚗 Road rage confessions that will have the DMV reconsidering our licenses
• 🔧 Car maintenance? Never heard of her.
• 🤼‍♂️ A deep dive into why 80s wrestling was basically soap operas with muscles
• 🎄 Christmas plans full of hope… and thinly veiled panic
• 💋 Age gaps in relationships — because society still loves a double standard
• 😂 Enough personal anecdotes to make you feel incredibly normal

We deliver vibes, chaos, and questionable life advice — all wrapped in tinsel and regret.

If you came for structure… honestly why are you here? But if you’re here for laughs, oversharing, and Jen saying “I hope you do well” like a passive-aggressive Victorian ghost… welcome home.