Welcome back to another episode of unhinged bestie logic, where one of us is thriving in No Spend November (it’s Jen, shockingly ) and the other one is currently explaining why a Stanley cup in a new color is an emotional need, not a purchase (hi, it’s Ashten 🥲).

In this episode we cover:

💸 No Spend November — where it came from, who started it, and why we should probably sue them.

💄 Full Glam Every Day Women:
You know those women who wake up, contour, blend, bake, and sparkle before 9am?
Yeah… we need to know HOW, WHY, and are they okay???

🦃 The Presidential Turkey Pardon:
Jen: “Oh yeah, they pardoned the turkey.”
Ashten: “I’m sorry, the WHAT?”
We go deep. It’s emotional. It’s poultry.

😍 Presidential Crushes:
Because everyone has one. Don’t lie.
And yes, ours says a lot about our attachment styles.
Don’t worry — we unpack that too.

🔮 Superstition Showdown:
Do you knock on wood?
Avoid stepping on cracks?
Refuse to put your purse on the floor?
Prepare to find out which one of us is a fun quirky star
and which one may need to sage the entire house immediately.

It’s chaos. It’s laughter. It’s learning (barely).
Come listen and question our life choices with us.

🎧 Grab your earbuds. This one is chef’s-kiss ridiculous.