if you haven't bought your Christmas presents yet: STAY IN LINE!!! Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

George Bailey didn't know what to do with all that. He didn't understand that Clarence was a nasty-ass PAWG. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they pit all of your favorite Christmas monsters against each other: Santa, Rudolph, Hermie the Elf, Mrs. Claus, Yeti, Ralphie, Snow Miser, Loch Ness, a Grinch, a Krampus, a snowman with no conscience. All of the jolly guys you know and love. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charles Doyle, Dane Stephen, Dave Finlay, David Gebhardt, Dean, Francis Wolf, Heather-Pleather, Jacob Sauber-Cavazos, James Lloyd-Jones, Jennifer Knowles, Jeremy-Alice, Josh O’Brien, Kilo, LM, Lawrence, Louis Ceresa, Malek Douglas, Newmans Own, Packocamels, Phat Ass Cyberman, Rach, raouldyke, Rebecca Kimpel, revidicism, Sam Thomas, T, Tash Diehart, Themandme, Tomix, weedworf, William Copping, and Yung Zoe!

that's an awfully hot coffee cup! Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

It's gonna be a chilly one this year, folks! To make sure you don't die of hypothermia, you gotta listen to this one. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss various strategies for staying warm during this freezing weather, as well as a brief digression into the culture of America's southern states. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charles Doyle, Dane Stephen, Dave Finlay, David Gebhardt, Dean, Francis Wolf, Heather-Pleather, Jacob Sauber-Cavazos, James Lloyd-Jones, Jennifer Knowles, Jeremy-Alice, Josh O’Brien, Kilo, LM, Lawrence, Louis Ceresa, Malek Douglas, Newmans Own, Packocamels, Phat Ass Cyberman, Rach, raouldyke, Rebecca Kimpel, revidicism, Sam Thomas, T, Tash Diehart, Themandme, Tomix, weedworf, William Copping, and Yung Zoe!

You ever notice how there's no good Thanksgiving movies? "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" doesn't count. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they write the first good Thanksgiving movie in history, and change the holiday forever. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charles Doyle, Dane Stephen, Dave Finlay, David Gebhardt, Dean, Francis Wolf, Heather-Pleather, Jacob Sauber-Cavazos, James Lloyd-Jones, Jennifer Knowles, Jeremy-Alice, Josh O’Brien, Kilo, LM, Lawrence, Louis Ceresa, Malek Douglas, Newmans Own, Packocamels, Phat Ass Cyberman, Rach, raouldyke, Rebecca Kimpel, revidicism, Sam Thomas, T, Tash Diehart, Themandme, Tomix, weedworf, William Copping, and Yung Zoe!

john fadule you are in the longhouse bro! theyre putting you in the longhouse!!! Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Should you own your unc with facts and logic? Or should you let him pop off and shoot his poison? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they debate the pros and cons of fighting with your relatives on Thanksgiving, and how much of your turkey dinner you should be allowed to ruin. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charles Doyle, Dane Stephen, Dave Finlay, David Gebhardt, Dean, Francis Wolf, Heather-Pleather, Jacob Sauber-Cavazos, James Lloyd-Jones, Jennifer Knowles, Jeremy-Alice, Josh O’Brien, Kilo, LM, Lawrence, Louis Ceresa, Malek Douglas, Newmans Own, Packocamels, Phat Ass Cyberman, Rach, raouldyke, Rebecca Kimpel, revidicism, Sam Thomas, T, Tash Diehart, Themandme, Tomix, weedworf, William Copping, and Yung Zoe!

it's the episode you've been waiting for. for YEARS, you've been looking forward to this. no idea why, though Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

There's two kinds of comedians: comedians and [REDACTED]. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss the finer points of America's largest and only growth sector: standup comedy. Also, please, if anyone knows Jeff Dunham, PLEASE tell me how to get in contact with him. PLEASE. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charles Doyle, Dane Stephen, Dave Finlay, David Gebhardt, Dean, Francis Wolf, Heather-Pleather, Jacob Sauber-Cavazos, James Lloyd-Jones, Jennifer Knowles, Jeremy-Alice, Josh O’Brien, Kilo, LM, Lawrence, Louis Ceresa, Malek Douglas, Newmans Own, Packocamels, Phat Ass Cyberman, Rach, raouldyke, Rebecca Kimpel, revidicism, Sam Thomas, T, Tash Diehart, Themandme, Tomix, weedworf, William Copping, and Yung Zoe!

did you know that people from canada talk funny? like drake. the rapper drake? Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Would you rather listen or not listen? Please say listen please say listen please say listen. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they weigh their options: shark blowjob or crab handjob? Only breathe cigarette smoke or only drink vodka? And all of those classic philosophical questions that have captured the human imagination for millennia. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charles Doyle, Dane Stephen, Dave Finlay, David Gebhardt, Dean, Francis Wolf, Heather-Pleather, Jacob Sauber-Cavazos, James Lloyd-Jones, Jennifer Knowles, Jeremy-Alice, Josh O’Brien, Kilo, LM, Lawrence, Louis Ceresa, Malek Douglas, Newmans Own, Packocamels, Phat Ass Cyberman, Rach, raouldyke, Rebecca Kimpel, revidicism, Sam Thomas, T, Tash Diehart, Themandme, Tomix, weedworf, William Copping, and Yung Zoe!

instead of killing you, we are going to use mind torture. you will be our first test. let's hope that you are strong enough Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

We're getting closer to the day. That scary day that we all know and love! Join Ty and Andy as they discuss the scary media that shaped them, both as adolescents and as 27-year-old losers. The two eras of life, is what I call them. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charles Doyle, Dane Stephen, Dave Finlay, David Gebhardt, Dean, Francis Wolf, Heather-Pleather, Jacob Sauber-Cavazos, James Lloyd-Jones, Jennifer Knowles, Jeremy-Alice, Josh O’Brien, Kilo, LM, Lawrence, Louis Ceresa, Malek Douglas, Newmans Own, Packocamels, Phat Ass Cyberman, Rach, raouldyke, Rebecca Kimpel, revidicism, Sam Thomas, T, Tash Diehart, Themandme, Tomix, weedworf, William Copping, and Yung Zoe! Show less

Jordan Peele get up in the Discord. We got a lot of shit to talk about. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they pit all of your favorite Halloween monsters against each other: Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman, the Headless Horseman, Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Loch Ness, a goblin, a ghoul, a zombie with no conscience, Blerdula. All of the scary guys you know and love. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charles Doyle, Dane Stephen, Dave Finlay, David Gebhardt, Dean, Francis Wolf, Heather-Pleather, Jacob Sauber-Cavazos, James Lloyd-Jones, Jennifer Knowles, Jeremy-Alice, Josh O’Brien, Kilo, LM, Lawrence, Louis Ceresa, Malek Douglas, Newmans Own, Packocamels, Phat Ass Cyberman, Rach, raouldyke, Rebecca Kimpel, revidicism, Sam Thomas, T, Tash Diehart, Themandme, Tomix, weedworf, William Copping, and Yung Zoe!

rest in peace to the homie parson brown. just a reminder to always use test strips Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

We did a spooky one! You know, for Halloween! Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss and debate the worst ways to die, on a scale from "baby stuff" to "AHHHHHH OWWWWW AHHHHH AUGHHHHHH HELP ME AHHHHHHHH!" Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charles Doyle, Dane Stephen, Dave Finlay, David Gebhardt, Dean, Francis Wolf, Heather-Pleather, Jacob Sauber-Cavazos, James Lloyd-Jones, Jennifer Knowles, Jeremy-Alice, Josh O’Brien, Kilo, LM, Lawrence, Louis Ceresa, Malek Douglas, Newmans Own, Packocamels, Phat Ass Cyberman, Rach, raouldyke, Rebecca Kimpel, revidicism, Sam Thomas, T, Tash Diehart, Themandme, Tomix, weedworf, William Copping, and Yung Zoe!

get your recipe books out folks we're talking about some yummy yummy recipes Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv. Listen to Episode One at www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast/home or wherever podcasts are found!

Oh, did a newsball happen? Did an eventball occur? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they dig into the world of Sidney Lumet's "Dog Day Afternoon," three weeks after it would make sense to link it to any ongoing events in the world of politics. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charles Doyle, Dane Stephen, Dave Finlay, David Gebhardt, Dean, Francis Wolf, Heather-Pleather, Jacob Sauber-Cavazos, James Lloyd-Jones, Jennifer Knowles, Jeremy-Alice, Josh O’Brien, Kilo, LM, Lawrence, Louis Ceresa, Malek Douglas, Newmans Own, Packocamels, Phat Ass Cyberman, Rach, raouldyke, Rebecca Kimpel, revidicism, Sam Thomas, T, Tash Diehart, Themandme, Tomix, weedworf, William Copping, and Yung Zoe!

spooky scary! Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

Join film reviewers Esther Rosenfield and Spencer Barrows as they talk about the year's latest and greatest in the world of going to the movies. And see how many thumbs they give each one! Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Abbie Phelps, Adam W, Anthony Cabrera, asdf, Axon, Baylor Thornton, Bedi, bernventers, bunknown, Celeste, Charles Doyle, Dane Stephen, Dave Finlay, David Gebhardt, Dean, Francis Wolf, Heather-Pleather, Jacob Sauber-Cavazos, James Lloyd-Jones, Jennifer Knowles, Jeremy-Alice, Josh O’Brien, Kilo, LM, Lawrence, Louis Ceresa, Malek Douglas, Newmans Own, Packocamels, Phat Ass Cyberman, Rach, raouldyke, Rebecca Kimpel, revidicism, Sam Thomas, T, Tash Diehart, Themandme, Tomix, weedworf, William Copping, and Yung Zoe! Show less