EPISODE 201 – INTERLUDE: 2026 Movie Resolutions As we move into a Happy New Greer, the Amber Seals take a moment to make some goals for 2026. FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show

EPISODE 200 – THE WEDDING PLANNER “This was not the lesson that 13-year-old Ashley needed to learn!” It’s 2026—Happy New Greer, everyone! To kick off our new season, we’re doing a round of (mostly) Judy Greer movies, starting with the 2001 romcom The Wedding Planner! This week, Ashley reads unusual wedding vows; Chris speculates on Salvatore and Burt’s relationship; Brandon demands a different doctor; and Brian summons impression-ception. BTW: The glorious return of “Tras...

EPISODE 199 – INTERLUDE: 2025 in Review This sure was a year, wasn’t it? To celebrate our return and to wrap up the season, we’re talking about our favorite first watches and theatrical experiences, our 2025 blind spots, and, of course, our totally official and legally binding top 5 lists! FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (tra...

EPISODE 198 – ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK “It feels like a prank being played on you when you’re a teenage boy and you discover that Elvira exists.” We're rounding out Ashley Scared Stupid (yes, it's still going on) with the horror-comedy (emphasis on the comedy) Elvira: Mistress of the Dark! This week, Ashley gets Overboard-ed; Brandon misses Hawaiian shirts; Brian grows to kill for Gonk; and Chris learns about the birds and the sheep. BTW: The marching band finally ret...

EPISODE 197 – INTERLUDE: Minisode: Wicked: For Good: Too Many Colons Of course we were going to do this one! Marvel as we review the new Wicked movie to Chris, who has not seen it! Naturally we talk about the cardigan within the first ten minutes. FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s...

EPISODE 196 – THE HAUNTING (1999) (ft. Marrett Johnson) “Chris, no! Hide his credit card, Marrett!” At long last, Marrett is back on the show! This week, Marrett misremembers the title of Monkeybone; Brandon plots an Instagram prank; Chris discovers his Cabin in the Woods haunted object; Brian is finally Wonka-pilled; and Ashley ends the episode in the best way possible. BTW: When Harry Met Sally: The Video Game! Starring: Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson, Catherine Zeta J...

EPISODE 195 – INTERLUDE: Most Anticipated Movies (Winter 2025) On this week’s interlude, Ashley, Brandon, and Brian talk about the movies we’re most looking forward to in the next couple months (and yes, that includes the obvious one). FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (h...

EPISODE 194 – HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (ft. Josh Waddle) “Before Sinners, this movie dared to ask: ‘What if there was an Irish guy?’” Josh Waddle is back with us to talk about the Halloween movie most famous for not having Michael Myers in it! This week, Chris misses a foreground background detail; Ashley is haunted by a jingle; Brandon reveals his alternate pick; Josh does the fake dead dwarf gag; and Brian fixes the robots. BTW: “You don’t understand, I’m Meth...

EPISODE 193 – INTERLUDE: Halloween Costumes No Brandon on this interlude, which means he’s in for a treat when he hears about Chris’s insane childhood Halloween costume. FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show

EPISODE 192 – GREMLINS “How come all his offspring came out rad as hell?” It’s time for another Ashley Scared Stupid, and we’re spending our only pre-Halloween episode on a Christmas movie! This week, Brandon is “Gremlins Theme”-pilled; Ashley begs inventors to make eggs; Brian gives questionable self-improvement advice; and Chris writes an Always Sunny crossover. BTW: Mrs. Peltzer has killed before and will kill again! Starring: Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, Hoyt A...

EPISODE 191 – INTERLUDE: Movies That Made Us, Part 4 Ashley brings us a couple questions she saved until Chris could answer them. It was worth the wait. FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show

EPISODE 190 – AUGUST RUSH “Is it just me, or does everybody in this movie constantly look like they’re on the verge of tears?” It’s August in October, and it’s a weird one! This week, Ashley has a P.S. I Love You moment; Brian makes the cleverest joke he’ll ever make; Brandon figures out how to get Ashley back onstage; and Chris spends a weekend in New York. BTW: New York City’s New Motto! Starring: Freddie Highmore, Keri Russell, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Terence Howa...

EPISODE 189 – INTERLUDE: The Trash List On this week’s interlude, the Amber Seals are taking it easy and sharing what we’ve been watching/playing/consuming lately. FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show

EPISODE 188 – JURASSIC PARK III (ft. Clayton) “That is a feature, not a bug, of the Jurassic franchise, is you’re gonna have some little stinkers.” Clayton joins us again to discuss one of the less-bad JP sequels, Jurassic Park III! This week, Chris’s dad is changed by the film; Clayton Corners himself; Brandon plans out the franchise’s next steps; Brian says something good about the Jurassic World movies; and Ashley is disappointed by the Parent’s Guide. BTW: “The ...

EPISODE 187 – INTERLUDE: RANDOM RANTS No Ashley this week, so it’s up to the Fartasses to talk about whatever topics we like. Predictably, a lot of it’s about videogames. FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show

EPISODE 186 – STAR KID “The kid tries to Refuse the Call an hour into the film!” The gang’s all here for Brandon’s pick, where Jurassic Park Kid gets trapped in a robot suit! This week, Brandon might not have actually seen the movie; Chris isn’t the one to say it; Ashley goes to Sephora; and Brian compares the film to Sinners. BTW: Somehow this passes the Bechdel Test! Starring: Joe Mazzello, Arthur Burghardt, Alex Daniels, Joey Simmrin, Brian Simpson, Richard Gill...

EPISODE 185 – INTERLUDE: Mt. Rushmore (Based-on-TV & Video Games) This week, we each offer up our picks for the Mt. Rushmores of movies based on TV shows (easy mode) and video games (hard mode)! FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support th...

EPISODE 184 – RAT RACE (ft. Alex Brennan) “Do you guys remember when we judged people for liking Hitler?” We don’t have a Brandon this week, but we do have Alex Brennan to talk about the pre-9/11 ensemble comedy Rat Race! This week, Chris gets rejected by a time-share scam; Alex’s mom recognizes John Cleese; Brian explains Always Sunny; and Ashley learns about that infamous One Tree Hill scene. BTW: Release the Zucker Cut! Starring: Breckin Meyer, Amy Smart, Cuba G...

EPISODE 183 – INTERLUDE: Movies That Made Us, Round 3 It’s a Chris-less interlude, but meanwhile Ashley has some new questions for us to answer! FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show

EPISODE 182 – ALMOST FAMOUS “That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: it’s another week where I have to tell people to ignore the name of our podcast.” Secret Santa Summer closes out with Chris’s gift to Ashley: the Oscar-winning music comedy-drama Almost Famous! This week, Brian handwaves the Chipmunk Theory; Ashley defends the mom; Brandon gives Ashley pick-up advice; and Chris chooses his last words. BTW: The Old Lady Voice Drinking Game! Starring: Patrick Fugit, Kat...