This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). 🎆 New year. Same chaos. No false promises. Some of you are optimistic. Some of you are exhausted. Some of you are already spiraling — welcome, you’re safe here. This week on Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee ring in 2026 the only way they know how: by roasting 2025, questioning society, and immediately proving that resolutions are mostly fictional. This New Year’s episode is part reflection, part rant, part gam...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Surprise!! This is what we look like!! Some of you are shocked. Some of you are concerned. That’s fair. This week on Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee officially dabble in visual for the very first time. Consider this a test run, soft launch, experiment in chaos. A Christmas episode where the cameras are on, the faces are visible, and everyone quickly learns why audio still feels safer. 👉 Audio listeners:...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). What started as “let’s just talk” somehow turned into six months of spirals, therapy-adjacent breakthroughs, inside jokes, and emotional whiplash. This episode isn’t a finale — it’s a pause. A breath. A vibe check. A moment to look back at the chaos, the growth, the unfiltered conversations, and the accidental healing that happened somewhere between bad takes, weed episodes, conspiracy tangents, and saying things with our...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). The holidays always seem softer in memories — twinkle lights, cozy nights, childhood magic — until you remember the chaos underneath. This isn’t the glittery Hallmark fantasy people pretend to have. This is the season of gift-giving guilt trips, nostalgia goggles that lie, emotional overstimulation, and the exhaustion that hits somewhere between wrapping gifts and crying in your car about nothing and everything. In this f...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Childhood hits different when you look back and realize half your personality came from recess drama, cafeteria politics, and that one cousin who stayed doing the most. This isn’t the soft-focus nostalgia people pretend to have — this is childhood with bruised knees, unhinged memories, questionable lunch menus, and the kind of chaos that still shapes your adult coping mechanisms. In this chaotic time capsule, Anthon...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Thanksgiving comes with feelings the same way it comes with carbs: too many at once and all hitting differently. This isn’t the curated holiday softness people pretend to have — this is gratitude with seasoning, boundaries, chaos, and the kind of honesty that only shows up when the year has been dragging you by the ankles. In this holiday feast of Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee dig into the real side of thankfulness — t...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Being “too much” hits different when you realize people only said it because they couldn’t keep up. This isn’t a “love yourself” Pinterest quote — this is emotional truth-telling with volume, boundaries, delusion, and clarity… all tangled together like your last situationship. In this episode of Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee unpack the hard-earned lessons that came from red flags, gut feelings, failed friendships, bad ...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Gratitude hits different when you’ve been ghosted, gaslit, overworked, and still somehow show up soft for the people you love. This isn’t a “I’m thankful for my home, health, and hot coffee” episode — this is gratitude with attitude: petty, honest, healing, and a little bit unhinged. In this episode of Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee get real about the people, jobs, friendships, and full-on disasters they’re low-key than...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Childhood confidence hits different when you’re high on Kool-Aid, running from chanclas, or convinced your family vacation counted as “character building.” Somewhere between chaos and core memory, we all had our delusional era—and this week, we’re unpacking every cringe and chemical choice that got us here. In this nostalgia-fueled fever dream, Anthony and Nalee spiral through edible regrets, questionable teenage logic, a...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Halloween used to be simple — pillowcases full of sugar, cheap plastic masks, and the occasional emotional damage disguised as a “family costume.” But now? Candy’s $12.99, kids don’t trick-or-treat after sunset, and somehow we’re the ones checking for razor blades and red flags. In this haunted, hysterical Halloween special, we unwrap spooky nostalgia, neighborhood legends, and candy-fueled chaos with zero edits, zero sha...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Ghosts are cute… until the lights flicker mid-sentence, your grandma’s perfume shows up uninvited, and your dog starts growling at a corner you swore was empty. In this séance-style episode, we’re crossing the line between scared and scarred—summoning what still haunts us, burying what no longer serves, and laughing through the chills that hit too close to home. We’re conjuring up: 🔮 Randonautica & haunted adven...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Ghost stories are cute… until your dog stares into the kitchen like he’s seeing Grandpa, your phone rings from inside the house, and Brenda swears her cousin’s friend barely escaped a guy in the backseat. In this episode, we raid the rumor mill of urban legends—what’s real, what’s cautionary cosplay, and why we still check the backseat like it’s our job. We’re dialing into: 👶 The Babysitter & the Man Upstairs → ...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Ghosts in the attic are one thing — but have you ever been haunted by that text you sent in 2014, or dreamed something so real it followed you into daylight? Forget creaky floorboards and horror-movie jump scares: the scariest stuff is often the memories, regrets, and family shadows we can’t shake. In “What Haunts Us,” Anthony and Nalee hold a séance with their own demons, swapping stories of signs from loved ones, creepy...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Ghosts are scary, sure — but have you ever been ambushed by a Jehovah’s Witness at your front door, or realized you’re somehow too old for TikTok but too young to retire? As kids we panicked over Candyman and whatever lurked under the bed. Now the real monsters look a lot like the IRS, ringing doorbells, and unanswered voicemails. In “Fears We Grew Into,” Anthony and Nalee drag everything from paranormal nonsense to the e...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Success is rigged, timelines are fake, and somewhere between “fake it till you make it” and “don’t post it till three weeks later,” Anthony and Nalee decided to crown themselves Valedictorians of Their Own Damn Lives. This week on Twin Tangents, they drag hustle culture, side-eye comparison traps, and fight for ten full minutes over who’s actually shy (Final Ruling included). We’re talking: ⏳ Timelines we’re done wi...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Guilt is sneaky, generational baggage is heavy, and somewhere between “boys will be boys” and “love means sacrifice,” we realized we’ve been therapizing ourselves on-air. This week on Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee drag family expectations, relationship double standards, and the shame Olympics — all while debuting their new life motto: if you’re not financing, feeding, and/or f*ing me… move along.** We’re talking:  ...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Today, Twin Tangents pauses for something deeper. Anthony and Nalee take a moment to honor two important themes: caring for our mental health and remembering the lives touched by 9/11. September is Mental Health Awareness Month, and they open up about the struggles so many carry — from the pressure to “toughen up” to the courage it takes to ask for help. With honesty and a touch of humor, they remind us that tending to yo...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Pumpkin spice is in the air, cuffing season is creeping in, and suddenly every candle feels like a personal identity crisis. 🍂 This week on Twin Tangents: Pumpkin Spice and Existential Crises, Anthony and Nalee dive headfirst into the cozy-core chaos of fall — from prom-night regrets and awkward flings to the infamous Broomstick Story that proves not all nicknames are created equal. What starts as laughter about corduroy ...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). Move over, Mean Girls — the cafeteria politics were real. This week on Twin Tangents: The Syllabus Is Trauma, Anthony and Nalee crack open the filing cabinet labeled “school shame” and pull out every glittery gold star, bathroom pass, and detention slip we’re still low-key healing from. We’re talking: 🍕 Cafeteria cold wars, saved seats, and why “popular” always equals jock-core 🎓 Gold stars → adult validation ...

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us). This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, Anthony and Nalee spiral straight into a Big Tangent™ — and let’s just say, the syllabus includes sex, self-sabotage, and slightly too many dildo tangents. We’re talking: 🍆 Size myths, insecurities, and “sexpectations” vs. reality 💋 Good makeouts that ruin your life for six months (minimum) 🛍 Retail therapy, mirror pep talks, and whether online shop...