For real guys, when faced with the modern marvel that is CrunchitaTM, it really is hard for us to grab the kale off the shelf next to it even though it does have more [nutrient name] in it.
This week, the girls are talking about "being healthy" (and they *know* that there is no one way etc etc).
They're chatting about the things we are told are both healthy and cheese cake at the same time and also is it ethical to sneak boiled egg into someone's chocolate mousse or tofu into a dessert tart?
That's kind of all I have to say rn about this week's episode. Rather just listen to it! Or even watch it because we've got the YouTube channel going. Cool!
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XD, 0_o and :P have entered the chat because this week, the girls are talking cringe!
Hey, we're all guilty of it and also, so often, cringe can set you free. Ever heard of climbing cringe mountain? All the people brave enough to do it are now millionaires so there is that.
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Hello, not much to say here today [looks knowingly and Sitaara gestures with her left hand, ring finger glinting]
Nothing much to ask [gestures at our opens phones that are showing we following the @twofreaksnotice on Instagram and TikTok and then we nod to suggest you do the same].
[Put in our earphone in as if to say, "please stop talking to me and you should probably also start listening to the episode]
Cough cough
Hey, that wasn't just to get your attention, it was also to publically announce illness!
This week the girls are talking about being sick, sick days, and sick tricks that they can do on their bmx bikes. That's right, Andie and Sitaara are mad bike-heads and no one knew! There really is no stopping them when they start talking about bmx. This episode was actually 2hr45m but we had to cut most of the bmx talk.
This weeks the girls are chatting about mistakes and how they help you grow, teach you how to clean rust of the bottom of your pool and call it quits on your relationship if your partner intentionally breaks something expensive of yours (hopefully! That isn't acceptable behaviour and you're literally better than that).
Tune in or make more mistakes.
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This week the girls are noticing those things all around your house and they're called objects (pets NOT included guys, come on those are living creatures).
What would you save from a fire? Should it be your ukelele? Do you need a shoe horn that is longer than usual? Do you need a shoe horn?
All these questions and the girls give you answers.
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This week the girls are talking about friends and how to make them and then also how to break up with them when you've ha enough.
Have you heard of the word snafu?
Also tysm for all the comments guys! Keep them coming. If you're even reading this.
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This week, the girls are listening to what the freaks have done and are weighing in about whether or not you're the ass(arse)hole.
They're even including some of their own stories but, let's be honest, the girls aren't assholes! So we know the answer.
Love u guys sm, please follow us on tiktok and instagram if you haven't already xxxx
This week, the girls are nerding out about nerding out!
What is it to be a nerd? What is too nerdy and what is just right on the nerd-o-meter.
Rest your head here, weary traveler and follow us on Instagram and Tiktok!
People are doing stuff on the internet all the time and sometimes it is cool and sounds nice and sometimes it is super weird and gross and, like, really wasteful, guys!
Tune in to hear about what the girls think about both and influencers that they love, hate, love to hate and hate to love online.
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This week the girls are diving into the underbelly of the art world, the comedy scene, the sewing arena and the k-pop boy band that has taken the world by storm.
They're also talking about the origin story of the pod (it involves A LOT of backstabbing so tune in or be out of touch!)
Are you following @twofreaksnotice on Instagram and Tiktok or what?
If you're thinking about the Spotty Dog, you're in the wrong place! We are not talking about a hardware store this week.
The finance girls are BACK with all the tips and tricks they have to make the big bucks (of which they have many). They're learning from their past (a bottle of wine at pres isn't necessary!) and looking into the future ($$$$$).
Tune in and you'll instantly become a lot better with your money.
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This week, the girls are freaking out about what you're noticing right now, you freak!
That's right, WORDS. And the entire episode is in Afrikaans! So in strap (??) yourselves
Hey, just kidding. It is mostly in English but there are some Afrikaans words in there because, come on, Afrikaans words are so oulik a lot of the time.
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It's hot takes o'clock!
The girls are back with more hot takes from themselves and from you, the listener (and also some hot takes from people who we know don't listen but they follow us on Instagram and wanted to contribute. Are you following us on Instagram and TikTok??).
Tune in to find out what we think about microwaves in restaurants and the social contract of using cutlery.
Have you heard of the bystander effect? It is what you're doing right now, when you're reading this and not telling everyone you know to listen to the gd podcast.
This week, the girls are talking about phenomena, woman. That's you. Hey, think about it.
Pavlov's dog is here, as is Mandela and his effect. We're catching yawns and saying stuff about the northern lights. Seriously, what is going on with those lights? (Please DON'T DM us about the science, we are not interested).
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Ding dong, who is that? It's a stranger! But it is also Andie and Sitaara back with a new episode!
This week, the girls talk about strangers and what makes a good one and what makes a dangerous (spoiler: a dangerous stranger will often grab you or your belongings!)
We also reveal a HUGE secret at some point so be sure to listen to the whole episode and, if you miss it, just relisten to it multiple times. It only benefits you, I promise!
Thoughts on the new Chappell Roan? It's about a stranger, if you think about it.
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This week, the girls chat about hobbies past, present and yet to come and they don't talk about the sport of hobby horsing at all which is kind of crazy? Is anyone else getting hobby horse content fed to them on Instagram all the time? Please let me know!
Anyway, tune in to hear the girls talk about hobbies that they love (you can hear them light up, it's so sweet! Tone: sincere) And also hobbies that they wish they could get into (and they probably will because, let's be real, it's Andie and Sitaara. They do so much!)
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This week, the girls are FINALLY talking about, you guessed it, Siphiwe Tshabalala and the 2010 World Cup!
So tune in for a minute by minute break down of that historic game and what kicked off the best school holiday for those who were still at school and whatever everyone else did during that time.
If you're not into soccer, don't stress, the girls chat about other things too! Like relationship goals and what is tempeh!
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Front camera confession people, watch your freaking backs because the girls are coming for you and everyone who puts their kids in content (which is actually soooo fair tbvh there are creepy guys online!). But don't stress, if you're a Christian influencer, you're safe because Sitaara loves you!
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