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Two Old Farts Making Noises
David and Steven The Two Old Guys
654 episodes
2 days ago
Send us a text This year, we close out No Snobs or Knobs Ep 915, the only way we know how: Non-Knobs picking the absolute best of the best… the stories so weird they feel illegal to report. We’ve got an AI in China that reportedly refused a job because it decided the work wasn’t worthy of its “talents.” A bear that broke into a bakery, ate every pastry in sight, and somehow left five dollars like it was tipping for service. We also get into the man in India suing a movie theater ...
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Send us a text This year, we close out No Snobs or Knobs Ep 915, the only way we know how: Non-Knobs picking the absolute best of the best… the stories so weird they feel illegal to report. We’ve got an AI in China that reportedly refused a job because it decided the work wasn’t worthy of its “talents.” A bear that broke into a bakery, ate every pastry in sight, and somehow left five dollars like it was tipping for service. We also get into the man in India suing a movie theater ...
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Two Old Farts Making Noises
Deconstructing a Top 10 Cigar Collector 40 Years of Secrets Habanos Saturday | Ep 916
Send us a text This week on Habanos Saturday, Ep 916, we’re doing something special—because it’s not just another episode… it’s our end-of-year show with a proper mix of cigars, chaos, and collector-level truth. First: we take you inside the mindset of a world-famous cigar collector—one of the top collectors on the planet—the kind of guy most people wouldn’t even know is a collector, but the industry quietly respects. He’s been collecting longer than most people have been smoking, and we bre...
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1 day ago
1 hour 8 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Milk from Underarms? The Craziest News We Found | No Snobs Or Knobs Ep 909
Send us a text Close out 2025 with a truly unhinged episode of No Snobs or Knobs. Ep 909 This week, we cover news stories so absurd you’ll swear we made them up—except… we didn’t. We break down the South Africa headline where a mannequin gets stolen from a dam (yes, really), the wild story about a woman claiming to have three breasts, and we finally answer the question nobody asked but everyone now needs answered: what the hell is a “doxy hunter”? Then we go full chaos mode with fruit that e...
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1 week ago
31 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Habanos Saturday End of Year Cigar Rankings Ep 912
Send us a text It’s getting close to the end of the year, kids — and Habanos Saturday is closing out 2025 the only way we know how: by debating (and celebrating) the Best Cuban Cigars of 2025. This week, the three of us bring you our own brand of chaos, knowledge, laughs, and straight talk as we break down the cigars that actually stood out this year — the ones we’d buy again, the ones that surprised us, and the ones that earned their spot in the end-of-year conversation. Catch us LIVE every ...
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1 week ago
1 hour 9 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
025's Biggest Moments in Politics, Religion & UFOs | Sermon From The German Ep 905
Send us a text As we close out 2025, Sermon from the German with Brown Car Guy goes full throttle into a year-in-review like no other. From the highs and lows of a wild 12 months to the biggest global shocks, we dive into politics, religion, culture, and of course… UFOs. Nothing is off the table and no sacred cow is left un-grilled. Join us as we unpack what really happened in 2025, what it might mean for the future, and why this year may go down as one of the strangest—and most revealing—yet...
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1 week ago
51 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
45 Minutes with Greg Shapiro | Politics & Religion Debate | Funny Ha Ha Ep 904
Send us a text This month on Funny Ha Ha Ep 904 we unleash 45 minutes of fun, funny, ha ha chaos with your host, the one and only Greg Shapiro (yes, that’s SHAPIRO, not SCHAPIRO — he will absolutely correct you on air). In this episode we dig into the strange, smelly truth about garbage in Amsterdam, wander straight into the chaos of the war in Ukraine, and even ask the question nobody expected: was Donald Trump… kinda right about climate change? Who knew?! From overflowing trash cans ...
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2 weeks ago
34 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Cigar Experts Smoke in a Graveyard | Habanos Saturday Ep 908
Send us a text This week on Habanos Saturday, Ep 908, we take “live show” to a whole new level — broadcasting straight from a graveyard. Yes, we spare no expense on atmosphere. While the world is out visiting the dearly departed, we’re lighting up and breaking down our favorite non-Cuban cigars of the year, with a few legendary Cubans thrown in just to keep the purists happy. It’s a shorter episode (turns out dead people don’t wait), but the laughs, the chaos, and the cigar talk are all ther...
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2 weeks ago
1 hour 4 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Inside the Most Expensive Cigar Collection Ever | Habanos Saturday EP 898
Send us a text This week on Habanos Saturday, Ep 898, we go full cigar-nerd with world-famous collector Urs – the man with so many cigars he needs a spreadsheet just to find his next smoke. 💨 Urs walks us through how to keep a truly elite collection alive: humidity, storage, rotation, aging, and all the tiny details that separate “I own cigars” from “I protect an empire.” And of course, you get the usual chaos and wisdom from Steven, Reza, and Sman all together, laughing, arguing, and ...
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3 weeks ago
1 hour 41 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Cigars: Lifestyle or Just Smoke? The Big Debate with Jean-Marie | Habanos Saturday EP 896
Send us a text This week on Habanos Saturday, EP 896, we’re diving straight into the hottest topic in the cigar world: Does sex really sell cigars… and does social media actually move product, or is it all smoke and mirrors? We break down the truth behind influencer hype, half-naked “cigar models,” algorithm tricks, manufactured clout — and what actually makes the cigar community tick. Is this industry driven by knowledge, craftsmanship, and tradition… or has it drifted into clickbait ...
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4 weeks ago
1 hour 18 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
The Lost Dollar Breakdown: Home Schooling Robots & Money | Lost Dolaar Business Club Ep 895
Send us a text This week on The Lost Dollar Business Club, Ep 895, we dove into the strange, brilliant, and occasionally ridiculous world we now live in — starting with homeschooling. Is it saving the next generation, or turning them into future basement-dwelling super-geniuses who refuse to go outside? We break it down with our usual mix of experience, sarcasm, and accidental wisdom. Then we ask the real question of the 21st century: If your boss is an AI… is that better or worse? Do we sti...
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1 month ago
58 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Top 5 WILD News Stories You Won't Believe | No Snobs or Knobs Ep 892
Send us a text This week on No Snobs or Knobs, Ep 892, we tackle the wildest, weirdest stories you won’t hear anywhere else. A Mercedes-Benz with wooden brakes sells at auction, a man goes to the doctor and somehow ends up in Italy, and another guy finances his wedding by selling sponsorships on his tuxedo. We dive into the disturbing case of a nurse who kills people simply because they don’t like them, a Chinese bank that gives away children’s toys and lands in massive trouble, and a ...
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1 month ago
30 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Inside The Leaf Master Dubai — UAE’s Premier Non-Cuban Cigar Haven | Habanos Saturday Ep 893
Send us a text This week on Habanos Saturday, Ep 893, we’re going international — all the way to Dubai. Our special guest is Ra’ed Saqfelhait, co-owner and partner of The Leaf Master Dubai, the UAE’s largest and most respected boutique cigar destination for premium non-Cuban cigars. Ra’ed is a true cigar aficionado with deep knowledge of global brands, aging, sourcing, and the rapidly growing Middle Eastern cigar scene. And of course… when the three of us sit down with someone this int...
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1 month ago
1 hour 29 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
No Snobs or Knobs EP 889 : Roman “iPhone,” Irish Lion Dog & Poland’s Boldest Burglar
Send us a text This week on No Snobs or Knobs EP 889,we’re bringing you the world’s most “are we being punk’d?” headlines. • Archaeologists “find an iPhone” in a 2,000-year-old Roman dig—so… did time travel actually happen, or did Caesar just invent airplane mode? • In Ireland, a dog that looks exactly like a lion causes a mini-meltdown… until everyone realizes it’s a very good boy with a salon blowout. • A man insists his sheep is his date and tries to ride first class—baaa-d etiquette...
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1 month ago
31 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
PCA Dubai, Rare Collections, and Real Cigar Talk | Habanos Saturday Ep 890
Send us a text This week on Habanos Saturday, we’re going live to Dubai. Usman is on the ground at the PCA event, giving us a real-time update on what’s hot, what’s overhyped, and what cigar people are actually talking about when the cameras are off. We’re also joined by Urs, back with his insane cigar collection and some hard-earned wisdom on how to care for rare and valuable cigars so they don’t just sit pretty—they age properly. From storage tips and humidity tricks to what not to do with ...
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1 month ago
1 hour 23 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Weirdest Products You Never Knew Existed! No Snobs or Knobs Ep 886
Send us a text This week on No Snobs or Knobs Ep 886 we unwrap the internet’s strangest “innovations” and outright scams: an Apple phone case that allegedly weighs six pounds (for the biceps you didn’t ask for), “magic” water from a Japanese wine company that promises health just by existing, and $119 underwear you can also use as a hair tie—because fashion? We also roast a viral grift claiming you “need to buy oxygen” to survive in space (NASA would like a word), meet Melbourne’s myste...
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1 month ago
33 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Are You Being MISLED by Cigar Influencers? | Habanos Saturday Ep 887
Send us a text Today’s Habanos Saturday Ep 887,is a straight-talking reality check: Steven & Reza break down the rise of “cigar influencers” who don’t actually know cigars. We cover red flags (paid plugs masquerading as “opinions,” fake scarcity hype, sloppy tasting notes), how to spot undisclosed sponsorships and affiliate traps, and why provenance, storage, and repeatable tasting beats clickbait every time. We’ll share how we vet advice, what credible reviews look like, and practi...
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1 month ago
1 hour 22 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
The News, But Funnier: Gregg SHAPIRO on Climate & Politics | Funny Ha Ha Ep 884
Send us a text Gregg SHAPIRO crashes Funny Ha Ha Ep 884, with a rapid-fire roast of the week: climate chaos (with receipts), Trump-world plot twists, and why the Netherlands keeps being the sensible neighbor with the wild party stories. It’s sharp, silly, and just dangerous enough to make you snort-laugh. Come for the climate takes, stay for the Dutch spice, and leave with three new opinions you didn’t know you had. Watch, roast, repeat—then drop your hottest take in the comments. #Fun...
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1 month ago
37 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Weirdest News Stories You Won't Believe! | No Snobs or Knobs Ep 882
Send us a text This week on No Snobs or Knobs, Ep 882, we tackle the headlines everyone else is too scared (or too boring) to touch. From an AI that’s literally getting “holy” to a Turkish lawsuit over a “fat” comment, we’re all over the wild stuff. A passenger sets off airport security with an—uh—personal massager, a strange French “hex” case heads to court, a classroom fiasco forces a school closure after a teacher’s unfortunate… emissions, and the latest in techno-absurdity: robo-chi...
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1 month ago
33 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Smoke Like a Gentleman: Jean-Marie’s Old-School Cigar Playbook | Habanos Saturday Ep 883
Send us a text Jean-Marie drops into Habanos Saturday Ep 883 ,to teach us how to smoke like a proper gentleman—no gimmicks, just old-school craft from cut to ash. We dig into etiquette, tasting order, retro-haling without looking like a rookie, and how collectors think about storage, age, and value. Our scheduled guest couldn’t make it, so Jean-Marie goes deep with practical pointers to level up your lounge game and your palate. Join us live every Saturday morning on YouTube/Instagram; ...
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1 month ago
1 hour 20 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Did ChatGPT Help Catch a Criminal? and Bishop Scandal: 17 Girlfriends | No Snobs or Knobs Ep 880
Send us a text This week on No Snobs or Knobs Ep 880, we round up the planet’s strangest headlines and treat them with the respect they deserve (aka none). Dive into: an 1895 Victorian “loo” turned boutique hotel in Oxford, toothpaste made from human hair (minty? horrifying? both!), a life-size “cat burglar” who actually wears a cat suit, and the tale of ChatGPT helping nab a serial bragger who wouldn’t stop boasting about his robberies. We also unpack the scandal of a Peruvian bishop w...
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2 months ago
34 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
What Jasim Ahmed's Controversy Reveals About the Cigar World | Habanos Satirday Ep 881
Send us a text This week on Habanos Saturday Ep 881..Up close & personal with Jasim Ahmed—the award-winning Habanos communicator known for those iconic red pants. We dig into his origin story, how he built a global profile in cigars, and the realities behind his “Hombre Habano for Communication” honor. We also address the viral clip many called misogynistic—clarifying intent, hearing his response, and opening the floor to women’s voices in the cigar community. And here’s the twist: beyond...
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2 months ago
2 hours 28 minutes

Two Old Farts Making Noises
Send us a text This year, we close out No Snobs or Knobs Ep 915, the only way we know how: Non-Knobs picking the absolute best of the best… the stories so weird they feel illegal to report. We’ve got an AI in China that reportedly refused a job because it decided the work wasn’t worthy of its “talents.” A bear that broke into a bakery, ate every pastry in sight, and somehow left five dollars like it was tipping for service. We also get into the man in India suing a movie theater ...