This week is a wild one. Sika’s speed dating event is officially sold out for the women—now we just need the men to show up (link here). Billie Eilish making her own“Dubai chocolate” (don’t ask us what it is, but it’s everywhere). John opens up about acting school trying—and failing—to get rid of his “gay voice.” We also dive into Love Is Blind’s “quiet spleen” guy, John’s defense of Taylor Swift on Threads (zzz), and whether Taylor and Travis scream PR stunt. Plus: why location sharing is actually a cry for help, how going viral over Kelly Clarkson fame has gone straight to our heads, and our very first Am I the Problem? submission—and it’s messy. If you’ve got one, send it in via the link in our bio