This week, things get deep â Sika reminds John not to underestimate his power, while John opens up about being on a personal journey. Of course, it wouldnât be Two Opinions without a Taylor Swift detour, and yes, Sika completely zones out and checks her phone during the rant.
The duo recap the last two Real Housewives of Salt Lake City episodes (still begging everyone to watch), and crown the Halloween costume of the year: Kayla Nicole, a.k.a. Travis Kelceâs ex.
They dish on Kim Kardashianâs new show Allâs Fair (spoiler: the ratings are rough, and even John agrees), and gush over Rosaliaâs new album â finally, a pop girl giving something fresh.
Meanwhile, John gets blocked by Kathy Hilton (tragic) while Kathy leaves heart-eyes on Sikaâs posts. Sika goes off about Uber charging waiting fees in Cabo â especially when the driver stops for gas â and questions why people still put flags in their bios (âattention, much?â).
John closes things out with some corporate wisdom: how to actually set up meetings the right way.
We recorded this one after dark⊠and it shows. John finally bought a Switch 2, Sikaâs now a full-blown influencer with a DJI, and we both spiral about the crippling âKâ texts our parents send.
We sip Hiyo (our new mocktail obsession), hate on people that slurp, and discuss how Johnâs frugality made Sika delete their YouTube-linked email. But donât worry â weâre so back.
Also: Kelsey Grammer has a baby at 70, Lisa Barlow is everywhere, and Sikaâs New York origin story involves a sugar daddy and a fat 401(k).
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In this episode, Sika and John keep it real about the struggle of being two grown adults still battling acneâand how Johnâs frugality might finally be rubbing off on Sika after her $500 facial. They dive into the difference between active downtime and rotting, and of course, get into the latest messy reality TV drama: Kim Zolciak dating another married man and getting subpoenaed.
Then, things take a hilarious turn when the duo transforms into a âfake financial podcast,â dishing out advice on why quitting your job might land you on TikTok Live like Heatherâs husband from Selling Sunset.
In a new âget to know usâ segment, John opens up about why he moved to NYCâwhere the apartments might not have in-unit laundry, but definitely have great vibes. The two reflect on the power of community and why Odo Social fills a real need.
Plus, Sikaâs picking up a new hobby (horseback riding, obviously), and they close the show with a positive reminder: donât let social anxiety stop you from living your best life.
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Weâre celebrating our tenth episode, and the vibes are as chaotic as ever! Sika confesses sheâs been paying for a storage unit for over five years (thanks, COVID delusion), and we dive straight into the latest pop culture mess. From Real Housewives of Potomacâs Wendy getting hit with insurance fraud charges (hate to see it đŹ) to Salt Lake Cityâs Angie tossing her black Prada Amex bracelet like itâs nothingâthis weekâs Housewives recap had us feeling poor.
We also tackle how AI has officially gone too farânothing on the internet feels real anymoreâand in our âAm I the Problem?â segment, we break down a $4K moment with BeyoncĂ© and a story about getting ghosted by a man. Sikaâs calling out internet laziness (âGoogle is free!â), while Johnâs on a full-blown rant about gym etiquette and the girlies lacking couth.
Itâs messy, hilarious, and perfectly Botox and Booty.
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John finally crosses the half-marathon finish line (tears, medal, and all!) and immediately proves heâs that guy by wearing it on the pod. We call out our first troll for saying there are âno factsâ in our show â um, itâs literally called Two Opinions, No Facts. Make it make sense.
This weekâs Salt Lake City recap gets deep as we unpack all the mommy issues, and we officially announce: the pod got an upgrade. The audio is crisp, the opinions are louder, and the delusion is thriving.
We also dive into Hermesâ surprise sale in Vegas (the ultimate recession red flag), why retailers charging for returns is straight-up rude, and how being friends with bad people might just make you a bad person (looking at you, Taylor Swift).
Oh â and in case you missed it â John and Sikaâs viral speed dating event is almost sold out, and John somehow managed to fall asleep at a Dua Lipa concert right after his half marathon. Iconic behavior.
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This week, John and Sika spiral through Facebook fears, Nicole Kidmanâs pricey prenup, and why we miss Tyra Banksâ talk show era. They debate the Project Runway winner, influencer pay drama (âtry being one for a dayâ), and Selena Gomezâs wedding (we donât care, sorry).
Johnâs obsessed with a TikToker whose humor Sika just doesnât get, and he wonât stop talking about his half marathon â or Taylor Swift â until Sika saves us all and redirects the chat. Meanwhile, sheâs prepping for a gay speed dating event and celebrating Mean Girls Day by trolling on TikTok.
Plus: how much money is enough, free education for all, and a little unsolicited advice for Lisa Barlow.
This week we cover everything from luxury fashion fails to family drama. A creator exposed the real quality of Miu Miu after dropping $20K on clothesâspoiler: the buttons couldnât even survive the box. We talk about the power of believing in yourself, grandmothers suddenly becoming helicopter parents when they barely parented us, and what itâs really like being the oldest daughter in an immigrant household.Plus, Sika addresses being accused of âlooking like she married a white man,â John cannot let go of the ONE âhotâ comment he got, and we dive into cultural recession indicatorsâlike Coachella announcing headliners a year out and Bill Belichick dating someone younger than his youngest child.Itâs unfiltered, funny, and painfully realâjust how we like it. This is Episode 7, 'He Did Not Pull Out'
Episode 6: Homemaidâs Tale
Sika is back from her Euro summer and has made it her entire personality (oui oui). John spots Aloâs $3K bag and we declare it a full-on recession indicatorâcheap quality, Chanel prices. Speaking of overpriced, Amex dropped their new $895 membership fee and weâre officially out. We also get into Cardi Bâs fourth baby (and second baby daddy), why Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is the only show that matters (Mary married her step-grandpa, yâall), and why everything being behind a paywall is another sign the economy is cookedâeven ponytail tutorials. We share our love-hate feelings on the new iPhone (spoiler: weâre still buying it), and wrap with a super spicy âAm I the Problem?â you donât want to miss.
Weâre still riding the viral wave and this weekâs episode is packed. We kick things off with the Love Is Blind reunion (spoiler: love isnât blind⊠only one couple made it). Then, Emma Stoneâs new movie sparks a conversation about aliensâJohn and Emma are believers, and Sika wishes interplanetary travel was as easy as booking a trip to Europe.
In pop culture chaos: Cardi B is cleared in court but immediately makes headlines again (hello, flying item). Meanwhile, on Plastic Surgery Rewindâthe new show where influencers try to undo their past proceduresâAubrey OâDay finds out about Diddyâs arrest live on camera.
We also debate if living to 115 sounds like a dream or a nightmare, dive into the world of fake followers and engagement pods, and laugh about Cracker Barrelâs logo flip-flop as a recession red flag. John sings praises for Waffle House, while Sika pleads with people to stop posting their wedding photos for every minor anniversary.
Plus: why moms and women need guilt-free âme time,â Johnâs half-marathon update, and the latest Crumbl Cookie CEO controversy.
This week is a wild one. Sikaâs speed dating event is officially sold out for the womenânow we just need the men to show up (link here). Billie Eilish making her ownâDubai chocolateâ (donât ask us what it is, but itâs everywhere). John opens up about acting school tryingâand failingâto get rid of his âgay voice.â We also dive into Love Is Blindâs âquiet spleenâ guy, Johnâs defense of Taylor Swift on Threads (zzz), and whether Taylor and Travis scream PR stunt. Plus: why location sharing is actually a cry for help, how going viral over Kelly Clarkson fame has gone straight to our heads, and our very first Am I the Problem? submissionâand itâs messy. If youâve got one, send it in via the link in our bio
This week, Sika and John spiral from TikTok wellness scams to sky-high scandals. After Sika discovers a white-girl-in-Bali âhealingâ video, she pitches her own genius idea: a Ghanaian wellness retreat just for white women with too much money. Then they unpack the Vegas airline whose entire business plan is the mile-high club.
Also on deck:
Can AI take therapy notes now, or�
Why GAPâs new ad eats while that other jeans spot starves.
Tijuana facelifts, face threads, and why Sika wants to lock up injectors.
The great TV drought (sorry RuPaul).
Recession etiquette when your friend Venmos you for dinner (looking at you, John).
Send us your âAm I the Problem?â questionsâweâll read them on air and assure you itâs definitely not you. Submit here
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Sika and John kick things off by explaining why this podcast even exists. John goes deep into Taylor Swiftâs Easter eggs and why heâs convinced they point to the Super Bowl.
Sika debates the legitimacy of âman cereal,â launches a matchmaking company (maybe a cry for help), and picks fights in TikTok comments until sheâs blocked.
Meanwhile, John admits his half marathon might just be for attention.
Plus: why you shouldnât post ugly babies online and a chat about how gay culture on social media has become super hyper-masculine.
Unfiltered, chaotic, and definitely no factsâwelcome back to Two Opinions No Facts.
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Episode 1 of Two Opinions, No Facts is officially live, and itâs already unhinged. Weâre unpacking why posting on Instagram feels so much more cringe than TikTok, delivering a spicy PSA on why ârelatableâ is overrated, and debating Johnâs borderline fanfiction-level love for Taylor Swift (Swifties, you're welcome).
John brings us into the wild world of cow colostrum. (Spoiler Alert: Sika thought they were milking human moms in a factory)
Two hosts, too many takes, absolutely no facts.
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