What's up, philosophers? This week we're back and coming at you with your 40th episode! Rose and Anna talk far too much about food, but manage to avoid saying s*up. A miracle! This week Rose also had the privilege of guest-starring on the podcast "We're Myth-ing Something," hosted by the talented Brendan (Rose's brother) and Kaitrin (a new friend)! Go check it out if you want to hear more of Rose being an idiot. <3 Seriously, they rock.

What else is Voltaire known for besides his hair? Beats us, but we do discuss a quote by him this episode! Also Rose knows way too much about drums and Anna knows way too little.

This week our two philosophy minors are joined by the wonderful Patrick! Listen to us roast people on Twitter and then get deeply entrenched in a conversation about soup yet again. I'm sorry, I've been hoodwinked.

Have you ever had a dream that pig men were chasing you through a castle? What about a dream where you were living in a board game with giant spiders? How about a dream where you got a tattoo of the entirety of the avengers on your foot? Well, so have we! Listen now for ample Freud slander and cone-shaped tires? (Also happy 420 hehe)

Contrary to popular belief, even giant godzilla-sized weaponized pugs have weaknesses. Don't believe everything you see on TV, kids! Random universe, what is fair, the black sheep of the science community, and pug warefare.

Groundhog Day, philosophy, and bears, OH MY! Wait a second, there were no bears in this episode! No? No! There were foxes. Aren't those just little bears? No, and they weren't even a big part of the episode. Fine. The cliff before an existential crisis, philosophical ponderings, and too much talk about singular missing shoes. I'm sorry.

Look before you say anything it was fava beans. I figured it out a little late but we got there. If you have no idea what that means, go look up The Silence of the Lambs, fava beans and a nice Chianti. Moral of the story, eat the rich's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Or, just go watch the movie! But first, enjoy this episode where Rose nearly has a nervous breakdown for 30 minutes and Anna once again finds a way to talk about aliens. Enjoy!

This week Rose and Anna talk about if truth can be relative, joke about dumb things to major in in college, and wonder why any god could possibly need a nose.

What would you do with 128 spoons? Is this even remotely philosophy-based at this point? Who knows... enjoy!

Also, is "you" always "you"? Can your "you" become a "not you"? Are you confused yet? We certainly are! This episode also features more Kant slander (yay!) and absolutely no Glocks or hands. Enjoy!

This episode was not intended to be a summoning circle for Kafka. That being said, we are not responsible for any cockroach-related incidents which occur following this episode.

Can Dreamworks Copywrite claim this episode for us using Shrek's name? Silly question. You can't Copywrite a national hero.

We talk too much about money cat and bash on those stupid coconut sno balls cakes. Yes we will fight about it, name the time and place. twophilosophyminors@gmail.com

Anna and Rose talk about if art can be bad for society, and Rose lands some extremely unfunny jokes. Please laugh...

It's all in the title, baby.

As promised, this week we're bringing you part two of the trolley problem. Anna and Rose explore different variations on the trolley problem and see who can make it weirder. We're sorry.

Alternate title options for this episode included but were not limited to: Lil Spider Organs, Hit Me With Your Best Trolley Problem, Brain Stirring, Anna Tries to Die, I Won't Hesitate, We All Scream for Goat Cheese, and last but certainly not least: Don't Do a Victor Frankenstein. No, I will not be taking any further questions at this time.

This week we have a special episode to celebrate the holiday! We hope it doesn't scar you too badly...

Finally our Two Philosophy Minors attempt to answer the age-old question: why is the US government hoarding cheese in bunkers? I said attempt. Since when do we ever come up with answers on this podcast? Give it a listen!

Two Philosophy Minors has finally hit episode 21, meaning we can now legally drink! This episode Anna and Rose have a few too many... existential crises that is. We discuss a little about life, knowledge, and the universe, and have a few laughs along the way.