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Take a look at life with Kelner - into a world of villainy...
...including Hitler (again), Mike Graham, a big Italian dog, and Naga Munchetty
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Abba Voyage, the verdict, polycules, Trump's pompadour, and the day I bought a flick knife...
Plus the French had wild man Johnny Hallyday, we had Cliff!
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Purple cauliflower, horses copulating, chopped liver, beauty contests, and they live like pigs - Pinky & Perky
Plus, where do I see myself in ten years' time - probably not lying next to Oscar Wilde & Jim Morrison
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The tragedy of Hollywood kids, Kelner 'sings,' Marlene's many lovers, and do left wing males treat their partners worse than right wingers?
Plus the genus of legendary award-nominated quiz How Old Cary Grant?
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Paula Vennells - we remember - plus a reminder of Naga Munchetty Marmite disaster, blue denim shirt in death shock horror, and the complete joy of Warwick Davies
Content, loads of it, that's what we're creating, and don't bother looking for the end of the flamingo story, we didn't quite get there
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Andy Windsor, General Franco, James Corden, and other tyrants...
...including my grandson. And tales of red wine and urine-soaked jeans. It's fun, fun, fun till my daddy takes my T-bird away.
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The Kennedys - America's royal family; ours meanwhile still in the mire! And blonde bombshells; Brigitte, Marilyn, & Nicole...
Plus massive recruitment drive for full-fat subscription holders risks losing audience through boredom - but we have to give it a go, we don't have a collection box!
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Wildlife special! Red squirrels, Zizi the elephant, & why do so many politicians look like they're there after winning a competition.
...and not particularly by popular demand, the return of Edouard LaPaglié.
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Paddington Bear, Captain Pugwash, Heinrich Himmler - this Substack covers a lot of ground.
plus naked butlers and Sumo Beatles.
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What to admire in Prince Andrew, Cosy Crime & Head Cheese...
Plus Death by Pickleball...
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Meet El Shmucko! Scamsters strike, toilet encounter with Dana, and Jane Austen, it's all bonnets and tits.
Plus a protracted whinge about the uselessness of Lloyds Bank, and Soylent Green - it's nicer than the retirement communities they advertise on GB News.
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Children's hospital, giant thermometer, & 'a gazeteer of al fresco fornication'
This is a taster really of today's podcast, in which several stories are started and not finished (no change there, then)
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Fun for all; John Cleese was wrong; Lenny Henry's latest wackiness, Keir Starmer's a complete lawyer, & Kemi's star rises
...and an idea for that spare 18 trillion pounds in the coffers.
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Red hot Bovril, Cyclists' emissions of methane gas, Wild man Cliff, & George Formby - troubled genius or what?
plus tension rises before grand prize re-draw.
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Bing Crosby says 'Accentuate the Positive,' big tech says 'bollocks to that.'
Plus the King of Camembert, Penn & Teller, & at least one half-decent joke.
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Stalking, Late night talk shows, Israel's army, George Formby's missus, & casualties in shop doorways.
Plus my memories of P.D.James, Phyllis to me, Baroness James to you...
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Morrissey's not doing panto this year, & Tameside's nippiest anaesthetist.
Plus 1000 before I die is the latest target; and death to the Supreme Leader.
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Argos, Alpaca in court case, Woody's worst films, & surveys - Stop asking us stuff, we don't know shit!
Plus decaff oatmilk latte - the work of the devil. And Kelner bids to become cult leader.
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Prince Andrew's naughty puppet, & Elvis really really has left the building
plus 5-hour documentary about Billy Joel anyone?
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Kelner's hideously politically incorrect observations may rule him out as Melvyn Bragg's successor.
...and the time David Bowie might have been afflicted with the 1960s scourge, Butlin's bum.
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