Kody gives the stupidest apology yet, Janelle experiences sweet release, and Meri shows feet on her date with Ron
Meri and David refuse to let Kody off the hook, Robyn makes me laugh out loud at her audacity, and Christine decides to get literal in the basement
Kody and Robyn have a garage full of garbage, Ron cooks eggs, and Christine and David suck down some beers before another stop on Kody's apology tour
Kody manipulates Janelle to a degree I no longer thought capable, Meri refuses to mingle at a singles mingle and claims it's her right to do so, and Christine...plays pickleball
We finally close the chapter on Coyote Pass, Christine continues to find fun new locations where she can talk about how much she hates polygamy, Robyn makes other wives pain about herself, and Kody pretends he has guilt
Kody mispronounces words and thinks he would've been a better polygamist if he just told his wives sit down and shut up, Meri reveals that she's been legally asked to sit down and shut up, and I don't really get what David and Christine are doing in this episode tbh
Meri "randomly" "stumbles on" a letter from Kody she "forgot" he wrote 30 years ago, Robyn calls Kody a stripper, and Christine discusses why Paedon can only communicate in movie quotes
Robyn makes a gross reference to ovulation, Kody doesn't remember what the B&B looks like, and Christine wants Kody and David to be besties
Kody forgets he's the father to Christine's kids, Janelle thinks a janky tree propped up against the side of Maddie's house is a symbol for her future and Robyn gives a tearful goodbye to The Haunted Mansion
Mykelti almost get sucked up into a twister, Kody gets himself a new delicious dining room, and Meri has a painting party with a bunch of horndogs
David makes me legit LOL, Meri claims to be hilarious, and Robyn pretends she doesn't want to move into a mega-mansion. Plus, another terrible Special Forces recap!
Our favorite lunatics are back! Meri gets ready for speed dating, Janelle wears the label of Witch proudly, and Kody and Robyn make us all squirm with discomfort as they make sex jokes. Plus I do a terrible job of recapping Kody's first episode of Special Forces!
I explain my unexpected and unannounced summer hiatus and then regale you with the tale of meeting Christine
The Browns have some rules for the kids and their associates, Maddie calls Robyn out for her promiscuity, and Robyn refuses to get a job, even when one is literally handed to her
Kody announces the big news, Christine is afraid of leading the children to the sharks, and Robyn's got concerns about their neurodevelopment
We finally reach the end of the road! Kody refuses to reveal details of his premarital dalliances, David makes a great point about polygamy, and Janelle makes sure we all know she's an Earth Mama who loves food, wine and sex
Kody claims poor Ariella has no one to pay for her college, we listen to a lot of gross kissing sounds, and I wonder just what the hell is going on in the state of Utah
Kody has a hair on his jacket and then has a staring contest with Suki, I wonder if Christine has actually moved on, and Janelle speaks for us all when she says she simply doesn't like Kody and Robyn
I ramble a ton because I think I forgot how to do a podcast after 3 weeks, Kody mistakes Batman Begins for The Dark Knight, and Meri demonstrates what a woman in therapy looks like