"Tell me what man that was whom we saw lying dead?" The Ghost of Christmas Present departs, and the dread Ghost of Christmas Future appears. Listen to the third and final part of A Christmas Carol. We hope you've enjoyed this classic tale, and wish you all a very happy holiday season. Send us a text Support the show

"There never was such a goose!" Listen to the final lessons of Christmas Past, and the feasts and festivities shown to Scrooge by the Ghost of Christmas Present. Part 3 will be out on Monday December 22nd. Happy Holidays! Send us a text Support the show

What if a rich man was haunted and hounded by ghosts until he learned to care for his fellow human beings? Voices from the Aether Presents the Dickens classic, A Christmas Carol. Timelessly spooky, and perfect for this holiday season. This will be Part 1 of 3. Voice Actor: August Brotherton Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text Support the show

What's your worst holiday shopping nightmare? At least you eventually got to leave, right? This week's episode is what happens when an Ikea NEVER ends, and is staffed by existential horrors! Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

A job at a theme park sounds like fun, right? The Rules in the Haunted Manor Cast Manual are quite disturbing. Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

A tale of romance and oppression on the Scottish Moor. The classic Victorian poem by Alfred Noyes. Voice Actors: August Brotherton Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

A young man goes to check on his father, to find him gone - and a painting is the only clue. A narration of the fantastically creepy story by DoverHawk. Read with the kind permission of the author. Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Sound Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface. Send us a text

Reiner, born and raised in East Germany in the 1980s, responded to our request for stories about hauntings. He calls it "The Weirdest Haunting You'll Ever Read About..." It's definitely weird, and funny. Enjoy! Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Sound Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

Revenge is a dish best served... with fine, rare wine. A reading of the classic Edgar Allan Poe tale. Voice Actor: August Brotherton Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

Our tour company insists on accuracy - but sometimes, the things we encounter are a bit TOO accurate. A tale of a ghost tour in a small Florida historic town. Voice Actors: Alex Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Sound Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface. Send us a text

One of our listeners sent us a true tale about his parents' confession - that their first home they lived in together was undeniably haunted. Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

Ever wondered what it would be like to grow an edible fruit-flavored beard? And you won't believe what happens when you drink the bottle of Yoo-Hoo! More insanity from SCP-261. Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor. Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio. Logo: Mazzface. Send us a text

Have you been wronged? No, really, truly wronged? Had your life utterly destroyed by the evil acts of your rivals, your friends, or even your family? There is a being you may summon, and these are the instructions. But be certain your cause is just, for HE is fear. (May contain sensitive content regarding implied violence, self-harm, and existential dread.) Voice Actors: Alex Brotherton and Guinevere MacGregor Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

Can your breakfast cereal hate you? Yes it can. A reading of SCP-3671, with a bonus story at the end! Narration by August Brotherton, Audio Engineering by Creative Minds Audio, Logo by Mazzface. Send us a text

Would you call for an Angel of Mercy if you had hit rock bottom? You may not get what you hoped for. Abraham's Dagger was written by Empyreal Invective. Read by August Brotherton and Guinevere McGregor. Sound Engineering by Creative Minds Audio. Send us a text

"Too young to be wise, and not nearly wicked enough..." A very creepy tale from 19th Century Lincolnshire. Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

Reports from the Field #2: My mother saw something as a child that still haunts her. The second of our fan-submitted stories! If you have a submission, please contact us at societyofvirtuouspagans@gmail.com Voice Actors: August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Audio Engineering: Creative Minds Audio Logo: Mazzface Send us a text

More insanity from your favorite Vending Machine of Chaos. Find out what a "Turduchken" is! And what happens when you give the machine an "IOU." But remember, do NOT drink the "Drinking Vinegar." Voice acting by August Brotherton, Guinevere McGregor Sound editing and mixing by Creative Minds Audio. Logo by Mazzface. Send us a text

OUJIA BOARDS ARE NOT TOYS: "I should never have played with one, and neither should you!" The first in our account of listener submitted stories of encounters with what they believe to be legitimate hauntings. Do you have your own story involving a haunting? One you really believe to be true? Do you know of a story told by someone you trust not to simply make one up? Would you like to share it with us? Feel free to share it at societyofvirtuouspagans@gmail.com, or message us on Social...

Send us a text Fancy a can of BEEF? How about a nice fruity pack of "Eat Me's"? SCP-261 continues to dispense the bizarre in Part 2 of SCP-261, The Magic Vending Machine.