On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed alongside your favorite (and least favorite) episodes.
We will graciously count down the start of each episode. This way, you can watch along with us at home on your TV or other streaming device. Never before has it been so easy to faithfully simulate real world time-wasting with your friends while enjoying a cold beverage of your choice!
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On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed alongside your favorite (and least favorite) episodes.
We will graciously count down the start of each episode. This way, you can watch along with us at home on your TV or other streaming device. Never before has it been so easy to faithfully simulate real world time-wasting with your friends while enjoying a cold beverage of your choice!
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Cheez-Its.
Mommy Porn.
Cheez-Its.
Mommy Porn.
50 Shades of Phat Money.
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If black widow spiders feed on the remnants of your Three Cheese Pizza Stuffed Buttery Jack Gorditas while you fall asleep podcasting, and then they bite you, what superpower would you gain?
A) The ability to weave together disparate pop culture ingredients to create a wonderful cacophony of taste, confusion, and strong muscle cramps in the stomach, shoulders, and back area.
B) Buttery, Teflon-coated spider webs shoot out of your orifices. It feels really good, looks like mozzarella stringed cheese, and tastes like... well, use your Warped After Dark Imagination why don't you.
C) Narcoleptic fits during periods of severe emotional distress. Uncontrollable urge to fidget spin spider webs at all other times.
D) Intense pain, sweating, nausea and vomiting. Teary eyes, difficulty breathing. If you find your starship engaged at warp 9 for more than 14 hours, avoid all energized clouds and contact your nearest Federated Poison Control Center immediately.
Or would you just be stupid and dead? Welcome to Warped bonus commentary episodes, folks! Do we even care what "superpower" means?
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Scheduling note: We are currently back on the ranch laying down some sick commentaries for your ears. Once we have bamcked a few we will get back to a once a week format, until then we will be on an every other week schedule. so this week enjoy some more bonus content
INTERSTELLAR-POL RED NOTICE. Wanted by Federation Alliance.
ALIAS: Warped Crew.
DISTINGUISHING MARKS AND CHARACTERISTICS: Weird, funny sounding voices. P may have a deformed left thumb and missing rib cage. M is between 150 and 370 m&ms tall. Q may be balding or may be bald or has balded and will bald.
CHARGES: Endangerment of their own selves by podcasting amongst black widow spiders while consuming inordinate amounts of Taco Bell. Dangerous and outlawed body modification experiments to allow human-microphone hybrid interfacing. Early to late-80's pirating of shitty old school live-action Disney movies on VHS tapes from local mom'n'pop video shops. Failure to be kind and rewind.
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And that kids, is how Uncle Spock got his pointy ears. Good night now. Sweet dreams! Shhh... **tuck** **kiss** **closes door** **pours stiff Romulan ale** **sits down**
Now, for a little adult-oriented "wheeeee" time. Put on some headphones and join us, as the Warped crew sneak in some bawdy tales from dusty deserts. Here, we glimpse the early beginnings of Minh's pon farr. Why would a man choose to walk the desert so? For spiritual enlightenment, or just the boobies?
Erin demands that we Punch that Triangle! Typical. K-erin.
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Greeting Warpies
Just a heads up on what to expect for the fearless drew of the NCC-0420 Starship Warped. The rest of the year will be filled with more Bonus Commentary episodes (If you like what you hear go to www.patreon.com/warped and become a patron for only $5 a month and get access to all the bonus episodes) We will return in January with all new episodes.
Warpedddd... After Darrkkkkkk! We're getting fired the eff up, popping shots of that sweet angel dust, and spilling moonshine all over the electronics. The crew get a little sloppy and talk lady parts. That's right, if you have too many kids your vagina can fall out! You heard it here first. D.A.R.E. to not do drugs, kids... or too many kids, drugs. But if you do (don't), definitely (do) order pizza from Pizzaroni's before hand.
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