A loose page in a book about constellations—though no one here has ever seen one—hand-printed by a local living legend: the girl who stayed.
A Stranger waking to an axe to the skull again—no answers, but he might be falling in love... or something like it.
A constellation tale of seven vengeful children who mock a fallen warrior forever.
A pig-man waiting with blankets and food, just in case someone needs comfort like he did.
A young widow opening her door to a child with no past.
And Sara beginning to write herself into the sky.
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Written, performed, and produced by Shawn Fitzmaurice.
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Jon’s story survives only in fragments—stitched together across time, rumor, and Ilra Wint’s careful hand.
He was not born in Gratch Hollow, yet he became one of its quiet strengths: barefoot in chapel gardens, humming as he worked, tending cats and kindness with equal devotion.
This episode draws from Ilra’s restored chronicles:
a portrait commissioned so he’d remember he was handsome,
a widow who made room in her grief for another child,
and the first threads tying Jon and Sara together long before the world began to fracture.
A companion to Episode 1, preserving the piece of the story that belonged to him.
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Written, performed, and produced by Shawn Fitzmaurice.
Voiceover Nerd Productions, Inc. © 2025.
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An audio restoration of a surviving fragment from the pre-divergence era: one of Ilra Wint’s stitched chronicles, rescued from a fragile and ancient page.
This entry, simply titled The Moment, records the earliest known account of the event that shaped Gratch Hollow’s fate — as preserved, interpreted, and catalogued long after Ilra’s time.
Not required listening before Episode 2, but intended to deepen your understanding of what Ilra believed was worth writing down.
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Written, performed, and produced by Shawn Fitzmaurice.
Voiceover Nerd Productions, Inc. © 2025.
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A character-driven mystery stitched from sci-fi, constellation folklore, and time loops—handcrafted by Voiceover Nerd Productions.Listen all the way through, then claim your favorite — the poll waits at the end, if you are on Spotify. (Don’t let Cultist #4 win.)
A village with no stars in the sky.A stranger who keeps dying.A pig-man who only wants to help.And a death cult that won’t stay buried.
In Gratch Hollow, the village seamstress records stories of constellations that exist everywhere but here. A warrior wakes to the same brutal moment again and again, trapped in a loop he can’t escape. And a young scientist named Sara studies equations that could rewrite time—until something keeps pulling them all back to the morning everything burned.
When the cult strikes at dawn, Sara’s mentor fights back with impossible precision. Jon, a gentle pig-man cast out by his warrior race, offers comfort in the chaos. And the stranger flickers in and out of existence, his sword already drawn before his eyes open.
Some things repeat.Some things remember.And the truth never stays the same.
Written, narrated, and produced by Shawn Fitzmaurice.A Voiceover Nerd production.
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Content note: This episode includes depictions of violence and death.
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Written, performed, and produced by Shawn Fitzmaurice.
Voiceover Nerd Productions, Inc. © 2025.
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