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Ramblings about skin stuff. Go figure.
Some interesting news out of APPLE JAPAN - is Siri about to get the boot? Plus: The TRUTH about avocados, should we all be considered restaurant owners, and the tragedy of the wet sock.
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Kristi Noem is giving out serious checks. Know it.
Let's talk AOL chain letters. Plus: 600 employees quit Paramount because they don't want to go to the office, sneezing etiquette, Trump-Epstein e-mail nonsense, and more.
Sure is nice.
Like most porn stars, Jenna Jameson finds Jesus at the ripe age of 51, so we do a deep dive, which turns out to be quite shallow. Or does it? Plus: Is buying a $200M mansion better than using it to buy people, why we aren't allowed to sell our souls on eBay, HBO still having the most confusing name, and more.
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There is a real crisis on our hands, folks.
Victor covers the government shutdown reaching day 41 by questioning whether acronyms like SNAP are designed backwards, discussing why people can't riot on empty stomachs, and revealing why he never gets anything in the mail.
Victor and comedians Peter Stewart and Fiona Michaels skip the NYC mayoral election to cover what really matters: twin brothers growing a 2,819-pound pumpkin. Plus: which fruit is the most erotic, is the "options fallacy" ruining modern dating, and why dating apps that connect you through your seventh-grade psychiatrist might actually work.
Victor covers National Sandwich Day (a made-up holiday) and the tight NYC mayoral race between Cuomo and Mamdani. Plus: getting his hedgehog haircut fixed after trying to save money, Zara's terrible mirrors that make you look worse, and being too tired to deliver a full episode.
Victor breaks down October's dismal box office numbers and delivers a five-point plan to save Hollywood. Plus: why Slush Puppies were superior to Icees, Snow Caps being 50-year-old inventory, and Victor's gym progress hitting the dangerous five-week mark where he usually quits.
Victor covers the Paramount bloodbath where 1,000 employees were fired. Plus: coastal flood warnings that never deliver drama, why God definitely listens to this podcast, and UFC fights being too short compared to WWF's attitude era.
Victor and comedian Adam Thomas discuss Kamala Harris potentially running for president again in 2028. They debate campaign strategies, why elections should only last a week, and how to synchronize female candidates' cycles for optimal debate scheduling. Plus: gay bar theme nights, foam parties on the Jersey Shore, and government lessons from Dubai.
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Victor and comedian Adam Thomas cover ChatGPT's new web browser launch—and why they're both hesitant about downloading it. Plus: practicing comedy sets in public and looking schizophrenic, why the Upper East Side isn't the new downtown, and the Jennifer's Body sequel nobody asked for.
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Victor and comedian Adam Thomas break down the "Group 7" phenomenon on Tik Tok. Plus, a business idea to manipulate Google search results for single people, trampoline safety concerns, and a promise to discuss assholes.
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Victor covers the uproar over Trump demolishing the East Wing to build a $300 million ballroom, causing people to lose it over two magnolia trees from the 1940s. Plus, why you can't actually work 16-hour days, selling a laser printer that prints 100 pages in 3 seconds, getting a hedgehog haircut from an Albanian woman, and the mystery of why all barbers are bald.
Victor breaks down the massive FBI bust involving NBA players and the Mob. He celebrates the return of great mob nicknames (Spook, Sugar, Peso), questions why the mob is still obsessed with garbage, and discovers that a "made man" might not mean what he thought it meant.
Victor covers yesterday's Amazon Web Services outage that took down Snapchat, Fortnite, Roblox, Starbucks, and Robinhood. He theorizes about the sexting panic that must have ensued, predicts a decade-long spike in deaths from relationship anxiety, and questions why we call remote servers "clouds" when computers hate moisture. Also, shout out to Salo for complimenting yesterday's episode.
Victor breaks down the Louvre robbery in Paris where thieves made off with tens of millions in jewelry in under 5 minutes. He questions the spelling of "Louvre," imagines life as a reformed jewel thief with an agent, and wonders why Paris didn't at least give us a high-speed chase.
Victor and comedian Ty Marsh discuss the ongoing government shutdown, IRS furloughs, and why nothing has actually changed. Plus: Abraham Lincoln as a stand-up comedian, the Flappy Bird guy's terrible decision, and the eternal mystery of where to buy stamps.