The most unprofessional little podcast there ever was!
The most unprofessional little podcast there ever was!
Whiskey of the Night: Everything Still Austin
“Lots of Ways to Get to Austin” is what happens when Texas whiskey nerds collide with Texas whiskey craft. Jason from Still Austin joins the Bros for a wide-ranging, boozy, and unexpectedly philosophical ride through distillation, music, art, and why whiskey made in Texas has no business being this good. The episode opens exactly how it should: accusing Still Austin of making a crossroads deal with the devil, because Texas heat plus whiskey should taste like regret — not layered, oily, world-class spirits.
From there, things get delightfully nerdy. Jason breaks down column stills, esters, terroir, barrel stress, and Still Austin’s signature slow water reduction technique — a French brandy method quietly revolutionizing Texas bourbon. If you’ve ever wondered why their whiskey drinks smoother than its proof suggests, or how Texas climate can both supercharge aging and absolutely wreck it, this episode delivers the rare treat of real education without the pretension. Think Thunderdome metaphors, stressed-out barrels, and chemistry explained in a way that actually sticks.
The conversation also digs into grain — red corn, blue corn, rye ratios, malted barley — and why Still Austin’s bottles keep punching above their age statements. Along the way, the Bros confess their own gateway-drug moments with the red corn release, argue about rye supremacy, and marvel at how something clocking north of 120 proof somehow refuses to burn. There’s also a deep appreciation for Texas-grown inputs, Texas artists, Texas weirdness, and the stubborn independence that makes the state’s whiskey scene both young and ferociously ambitious.
By the end, this episode feels less like an interview and more like a shared campfire among people who care deeply about doing things right — even when there’s no rulebook. Still Austin comes across exactly as they are: experimental without gimmicks, serious without snobbery, and fully committed to letting place, process, and patience speak louder than hype. Pour something good, don’t rush it, and remember: there are lots of ways to get to Austin — but this one tastes pretty damn great.
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Drink of the night: Diabetus
The episode begins with a bizarre burst of freedom: no one is wearing headphones, everyone is talking into microphones anyway, and nipple-friction becomes an immediate sensory theme. SavageBro, FireBro and SeeingBro discover that without audio feedback they feel “like they forgot their underwear,” and the show opens with a loose, unhinged confidence that quickly tumbles into arguments about how far a mic should be from your mouth. Two fingers, one finger, or a chin press — everything becomes a measurement, including the sudden emergence of beard-ASMR as a legitimate broadcast technique. The whole thing feels wrong, chaotic, and strangely liberating, like discovering you can breathe underwater but only while drunk.
That freewheeling energy carries straight into the highlight of the night: a cold-call ambush of Officer Royce Gastonu from the local PD. He answers in his patrol truck, hair combed, ready for duty, and suddenly finds himself live on a nationally-syndicated disaster of a podcast. What follows is surprisingly wholesome — Royce breaks down the Santa Cops toy drive, the logistics, the light donations this year, and the desperate need for support. He drops real numbers: 73 families, 195 kids, and a heavy focus on teenagers who don’t want plushies, they want earbuds, perfume kits, or art supplies. The Bros pledge to help, threaten to assist again next year, and somehow manage to thank him for both civic virtue and combed hair.
But the moment Royce disconnects, the show descends back into philosophical chaos. Pearl Harbor surfaces, FDR is labeled the first Hot Wheels president, conspiracies are floated, and the ethics of blowing up Venezuelan drug boats are considered somewhere between foreign policy and stand-up comedy. There are debates about whether nukes were a demonstration, whether ships used to look tougher, and how drones have turned war into a video game with bad graphics and real consequences. Nobody fully trusts the official versions of anything, yet everyone still wants the military to be terrifying enough that nobody tries anything stupid — which is the most American sentiment ever uttered over apple-pie moonshine.
And then, naturally, they end on circumcision. A real dilemma is laid bare: a baby boy is coming, and a decision must be made. The topic spirals from Biblical tradition to hygiene to the blowjob economy, raising the immortal question of whether a man who cares too much about the attractiveness of his penis might actually struggle with long-term relationships. Somehow, everything — nipples, ships, nukes, charity, blowjobs — forms a unified field theory of Whiskey Bros logic. The episode is destabilizing, delirious, wildly entertaining, and at times shockingly tender. Behind all the laughter is a genuine impulse toward community, brotherhood, and taking care of the kids down the street, even if the podcast often feels like a Top Gun sequel directed by a drunk philosopher.
Defending the Taint: A Whiskey Bros Security Briefing
Drink of the night: A Midwinter’s Night Dram, Act 10
Last night’s episode kicks off with the Bros wrapped in sweaters, whiskey in hand, already half-feral from holiday food and poor life decisions. It starts as innocent banter—Thanksgiving leftovers, the moral depravity of pumpkin pie, the theological status of pecan squares—but even in the jokes there’s a simmering tension. The group keeps drifting toward the question nobody names out loud: why do we feel so unsafe in our own homes, our own towns, our own bodies?
That pressure detonates in the “wrong house” shooting debate. Suddenly, the Bros aren’t just cracking jokes, they’re wrestling with the raw animal instinct that wakes you up at 2 a.m. when something scratches at your door. Every bro reveals a different map of fear and authority. Do you wait for the breach? Do you pre-empt the threat? Do you trust the cops, the cameras, the dogs, your gut? It becomes clear they’re not just discussing castle doctrine—they’re arguing for the soul-right to define one’s territory, to know where “inside” begins and “danger” ends. And in the modern world, those lines are dissolving faster than anyone wants to admit.
Then, in pure Whiskey Bros fashion, the whole table swan-dives into the “gay or not gay” question—an absurd, unhinged, hysterical debate about buttholes, fingers, raccoons, and identity that somehow continues the same theme. Beneath the comedy is a primitive philosophical question: what counts as a violation of the boundary of the self? When does an intrusion change you? And why do bros joke about this stuff with such wild intensity unless they’re trying to tame something deeper–fear, vulnerability, and the collapsing clarity around what’s permitted to enter and what must be defended with force?
By the time the Bros spill into color theory, gray houses, tip culture, and the death of individuality, the pattern becomes undeniable. This whole episode is a whiskey-soaked autopsy of boundary erosion—physical, cultural, psychological, masculine. It’s four dudes laughing their way through the dread that the world no longer respects doors, walls, norms, or the old markers of “this is mine, and that is not.” It’s unhinged, inappropriate, juvenile, brilliant—and maybe the most honest conversation men can have in this age.
This episode opens like a fever dream from a man who ate expired brisket and fell asleep listening to Full Metal Jacket and a Dave Ramsey audiobook at 2× speed. Before you know it, the Bros are deep into a conversation about missing narrators, unverified mortality, and whether donating to a cameo-style intro voiceover might have accidentally fueled someone’s final bender. Naturally, this slips seamlessly into a blind tasting of Rieger’s Kansas City Whiskey brought by the man himself—because nothing says “welcome back after 2.5 years” like demanding your guest open a bottle named after him while everyone else drinks Four Roses and judges the mash bill like CIA defectors.
Then things take an ethically catastrophic turn as the Bros wander into global warming, La Niña autumns, child labor ethics, Tesla batteries, prostitution as an economic stabilizer, and the philosophical argument that buying a Tesla single-handedly reduces child sex trafficking. Somewhere in the chaos, Vietnam becomes the conceptual intersection of silk scarves, Stanley Kubrick, and the world’s most disturbing sponsorship segue. And as if that weren’t enough, SavageBro produces the world’s strongest smelling salts—immediately weaponized against a guest who did nothing to deserve it. The reactions range from physical pain to existential dread, and one of the great questions of the night becomes: could this be aerosolized into a room-clearing grenade? (Short answer: yes, but we won’t survive the trial run.)
With Rieger reeling from nasal trauma, the Bros pivot—hard—into mortgage math, 50-year home loans, predatory banks, and how everyone is ultimately a prostitute for the financial system. From there, it’s a headlong sprint through temporal reward theory, dopamine economics, Jack-in-the-Box tacos, Julius Caesar, John Wilkes Booth, and the emotional arc of Brutus. There is no roadmap. There are no guardrails. But somehow, miraculously, the conversation ties itself into the theme of the night: How do you avoid becoming a prostitute in the modern world? Spoiler: you don’t. You just try to pick your pimp wisely.
The episode finishes with a surprisingly lucid takedown of universal high income, AI economies, and the philosophical impossibility of utopia—all delivered by men who a half hour earlier were discussing how to weaponize smelling salts and which global superpowers might secretly want us dead. It’s unprofessional. It’s unfiltered. It’s morally ambiguous. It’s intellectual chaos wrapped in whiskey-fueled logic. In other words: it is the Whiskey Bros in their most perfect, most deranged form.
Drink of the Night: Evan Williams White Label - (Evan Williams, CALL US. We are doing so much more for you than you are doing for us. Eventually, we will submit an invoice.)
We kicked things off talking about charity, immediately questioned why the Santa Cops toy list includes Bluetooth speakers and body pillows, mourned the loss of yard darts as a character-building force in America, and then slid headfirst into political philosophy with Evan Williams White Label guiding the discussion (Evan Williams, seriously, call us).
We debated flock cameras, surveillance states, SNAP benefits, and the moral collapse of buying Gucci while demanding free groceries.
We asked whether universal basic income turns everyone into the humans from WALL-E, wondered if Elon Musk is Prometheus or just a dude with a soldering iron and too much caffeine, and launched into whether you should be nice to AI before it gains enough agency to unplug your CPAP.
The final moral of the night is clear: helping people is good, but getting free stuff should be harder than getting a job. Also, peanut butter and honey sandwiches remain the official meal of the American underclass. We didn’t solve anything, we yelled a lot, we laughed even more, and we are once again confused why we don’t have haters yet.
Please step up your game, haters—we can’t self-actualize without you.
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In a VERY impromptu episode, we sit down with former sheriff and Texas Ranger, N Lane Akin once again. On the agenda is facts about DNA and forensic investigations. This is partly due to a local event where a corpse was found. The whiskey bros are curious as to how an identity of the person is achieved. Those facts are revealed as well as some comical conversations about jail and bad decisions.
Wrapping things up, Lane reveals his newest written work that's about to be released - Texas Ranger, Wise County. A Relentless Pursuit of a Serial Killer. Yes it's based on true stories and yes it's a sequel to the masterfully written, The Point - Dawn of the Texas Meth War.
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EPISODE SUMMARY: The Bros break from their usual level of unprofessionalism and hit new heights—literally sniffing ammonia straight into their brains while debating whether 3I Atlas is a rock, a mothership, or just a government psyop to cover up Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Between nasal assaults, joiner jokes, and alien whiskey diplomacy, they still find time to discuss dead bodies, dental records, and why Jesus was probably just a carpenter with better tools.
boot.
Discussion of the body found near the high school leads to a forensic free-for-all.
“If you find bones and hair, maybe check for buried treasure.”
Also: D.B. Cooper resurfaces, sort of.
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Drink of the week: Larceny Bourbon - Barrel Proof; We like our bourbon like we like our Judges!
The Whiskey Bros get historical—like, 1895 courthouse historical. We sit down with Wise County Judge, JD Clark, who somehow still has energy after wrangling the restoration of the Wise County Courthouse, now shining in all its granite-and-copper glory.
Between sips of barrel-proof Larceny, we climb the spiral stairs, ring a 130-year-old bell, and debate whether the courthouse qualifies as a castle (spoiler: the kids are right, it does). There’s laughter, a few architectural tangents, and maybe one too many jokes about bird poop and government drones—but beneath the whiskey haze is genuine civic pride.
This one matters. The courthouse isn’t just a building—it’s a living symbol of craftsmanship, community, and the kind of Texas history that deserves more than a passing glance. Our hope is that this episode gets folks out to see it, admire it, and remember that local heritage still has heartbeat—and a bell that rings on the hour.
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Guest: Reinaldo “Ray” Medina — physics teacher, theologian, and proud Texas RicanDrink of the Night: Homemade Coquito — Puerto Rican holiday coconut cream and whiskey blend (Ray’s twist on the classic rum recipe)
Ray Medina, a physics teacher originally from Cayey, Puerto Rico, joins the Whiskey Bros at the table for a night of laughter, deep thought, and Coquito. The conversation opens lightheartedly – cigars lit, whiskey poured – but quickly moves into the meaningful terrain that defines a true Bros episode. Ray shares his journey from the mountains of Puerto Rico to the classrooms of North Texas, weaving a story of perseverance, faith, and cultural pride.
The group dives into Ray’s unique philosophy of teaching physics: that conceptual understanding must come before calculation. For him, math is not the purpose of learning but the language through which we express the truths of the physical world. His reflections on how math connects to thinking – and how students learn to “translate” ideas through it – become one of the evening’s highlights.
From there, the Bros and Ray explore Puerto Rico’s history and the island’s complicated relationship with the United States. Ray describes a nation both vibrant and restrained — culturally rich, but politically caught between dependence and autonomy. His firsthand account of bureaucracy, corruption, and the lingering colonial hangover contrasts beautifully with his love for Puerto Rican food, family, and music.
Ray’s storytelling opens windows into island life – from the sound of Caribbean rhythms and the smell of roasting pork to the political lessons written into its soil. Between sips of Coquito, the conversation ranges from theology to colonial policy, from salsa to Pentecostalism, from hurricanes to independence. By the time the glasses empty, the listener feels they’ve traveled – not just to Puerto Rico, but through the living philosophy of a man who bridges science, spirit, and soul.
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Drink of the Week: Bad Bitch Rum from the #Unprofessionals
The OG Whiskey Bros are back—no guests this week, just the three of them with a hefty sack of gifts from listeners. They crack into bottles of Bad Bitch Rum from Key West, swap stories about Spanish Marie, and argue whether it smells more like Sharpies or super glue.
From there, the conversation spirals: Michigan church shootings, Iraqi war vets, and the “degrees of horrific” when violence escalates. They debate conspiracies around Charlie Kirk, question official narratives, and invent the codeword “cookie butter” for a certain country. Occam’s Razor makes a cameo, but so do poop knives, Trader Joe’s cookie butter, and why dippers use paper towels in their spit cups.
Somewhere between speculating on drones at rallies and laughing about knives made for slicing turds, the bros reflect on whether the world is safer now than ever, or just more exposed.
One thing’s for sure: whether it’s rum, whiskey, or conspiracy fuel, this episode is equal parts hilarious, irreverent, and unsettlingly deep.
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Drink of the evening: Cabresto Canyon Agave Spirit by Red River Distillery
Shout out: Wendell Wiggins for the Awesome shirts! Our Unprofessionals love us!
The WhiskeyBros roll into this one already half-fixed and fully feral, welcoming the “Meggins”—Nichols and Golden (aka Ponyboy)—to the table. Between fertility jokes, shoutouts to fan-made shirts, and a crash course on how not to Google “donkey punch,” the crew stumbles into the weirdly wholesome origin of Ponyboy’s name, the messy brilliance of The Edge of Okay podcast, and why external validation is a hell of a drug.
Shots of tequila and moonshine keep the honesty flowing: we get tales of dream jobs hawking luggage on QVC, picking up women in farm trucks, testosterone pellets in asses (and why that clip alone belongs on social media), and a very graphic crash course in “gentleman vs. mama’s boy alpha male.” By the time they’re debating whether chivalry is dead, the bros are half-convinced that being a “f-ckable Ms. Frizzle” might actually be a viable brand strategy.
Somewhere between finance hacks, parenting wisdom, and suicidal Shania Twain karaoke flashbacks, the WhiskeyBros prove—once again—that nothing is off limits when whiskey, women, and wild honesty are on the table.
The Bros come in hot on this one—FireBro, SavageBro, The Chief, and Dark Doc wrestle with the biggest themes yet: good, evil, submission, and how all of it bleeds into marriage, politics, and spiritual life.
They kick off with some banter about recording mishaps and Doc’s sun-soaked arrival fresh off a cruise, then dive headfirst into the heavy stuff. The assassination of Charlie Kirk serves as a flashpoint, sparking raw reflections on political violence, cancel culture flipping back on itself, and the unsettling loss of respect for human life.
The Chief frames it as a moral and spiritual war—values being murdered alongside the man. SavageBro and FireBro point out the dangers of censorship, mob celebration of violence, and how ideologies can become “possessions” that blind people to basic humanity. Reuben brings a global perspective, noting that political violence is nothing new in places like Africa but raises the concern: is America heading down the same path?
The Bros don’t shy away from cultural flashpoints—gender ideology, family structure, free speech, and faith all get laid bare. The tone is fiery but heartfelt: an urgent plea not to grow numb, not to let evil slide in by small degrees, and not to let the war for souls be mistaken for just politics.
By the end, the conversation circles back to the home front—how husbands and wives navigate submission, strength, and spiritual leadership in marriage. It’s messy, it’s real, and it’s the Bros at their rawest: calling out darkness while wrestling with their own role in fighting for the good.
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This episode marks a sincere turn for the Whiskey Bros. We sat down once again with Lane Akin—retired Wise County Sheriff, lifelong lawman, and now author of The Point. Unlike our usual antics, this conversation leans heavy, and for good reason.
Lane joined us to reflect on a career spanning more than fifty years, the community that stood with him through both triumph and tragedy, and the personal journey of turning field notes and undercover experiences into a book that’s already become a part of local history. We also celebrated the release of the audiobook—months in the making—produced right here with the Bros.
In this episode, you’ll hear:
This isn’t comedy hour. It’s a chance to honor a man, his work, and the State that shaped him. Pull up a chair, pour something strong, and sit with us as we go deeper into The Point.
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Whiskey of the Week: Balcones True Blue (Blue Corn Whiskey) — butterscotch, vanilla tasting notes. Firebro pours his out in disgust. Also sampled – Red River Distillery’s Vermejo Añejo agave spirit (aka “not-tequila tequila”).
The Bros kicked things off with their usual mix of raunch and banter, warning listeners (again) not to look up “donkey punch.” They joked about becoming feminists with back-to-back female guests, then welcomed Amanda Black (returning) and Crystal Cardwell (mayor of Newark).
Conversation roamed through Boyd speed traps, regional quirks (is it “flip” or “flick” someone off?), and Florida vs Texas Gulf Coast beaches — with a joke that “Trump renamed it the Gulf of America.”
Big highlight: Camp Quit Your Bitchin’ — a new glamping resort on Lake Bridgeport with stagecoach cabins, futuristic vessels, saloon, beer garden, and tetherball. Its grand opening hits Labor Day weekend. Guest Crystal’s marketing firm Pugnacious drives their campaigns, with a fiery, media-savvy approach that could boost shows like Whiskey Bros.
Side trails included aviation streaming apps, small-plane claustrophobia, and fishing nostalgia. All delivered in the Bros’ trademark style: local politics + whiskey + unapologetic humor.
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The Bros crack open another round of pure unprofessionalism with special guest Kristal Campbell (plus her husband, posted up on the infamous casting couch for protection).
In a fun-filled turn-around, Kristal is here armed and ready to interview the Whiskey Bros for a change!
Whiskey of the Week: Larceny Barrel Proof (Batch A125, 125 proof, because numbers matter when you’re slurring them).
Highlights include:
In short: wine was spilled, whiskey was worshipped, questions were asked, and dignity was lost. Just another week with the Whiskey Bros.
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Drink of the Night: Marker Cellars Red – deep ruby, caramel hints (fight over the pronunciation).
The Bros are back, sipping on Marker Cellars red (out of anything but wine glasses, of course) and catching up after a summer hiatus that may or may not have involved Clyde’s mysterious vacation. Doc starts slurring his words, one glass in. We wander from wine reviews to war games, from public school rants to homeschooling hacks, and somehow end up debating AI dance teachers and audiobook robot overlords.
Highlights in This Episode:
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#128 - The Roads Aren't Even Real w. Chad Miller (The Chief)
Drink of the Episode: Founders Brewery lineup (Breakfast Stout, Backwoods Bastard, Dirty Bastard, Fruitwood)
Guest: The Chief — casting couch veteran, part-time mic wrangler, full-time vibe regulator.
In This Episode: The Bros welcome back The Chief and dive face-first into a lineup of world-class stouts like it’s a Michelin-starred keg party. You’ll laugh, cry, and possibly reassess your microbiome as they:
Key Learnings:
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Recorded after a blind whiskey tasting at Trinity Street Coffee Bar – Decatur, TX
Whiskey of the Week: High West’s American Prairie Bourbon — an old favorite makes a triumphant return (even if its cork didn’t survive). Bonus content: how to extract a broken cork like a real DIY whiskey bro.
In this post-tasting debrief, the Bros reflect on their blindfolded stumble through 250 bottles of brown water — and yes, they nailed at least one. Expect hilarious breakdowns of failed guesses, proud moments of palate precision, and an existential reckoning with how impossible it is to truly identify whiskey in the dark.
Highlights Include:
Blind Tasting Debrief: With over 250 bottles on deck, the Bros recount their attempts to identify mystery pours by nose, proof, and pure intuition. Spoiler: Still Austin Cask Strength Rye won the crowd.
Gut Talk & Gardens: One whiskey too many sparks a deep dive into gut health, microbiomes, and “reestablishing your garden.” Featuring unsolicited GI wisdom, angry stools, and a surprising endorsement of Atrantíl.
Conspiracy Corner: From the missing Epstein list to a forensic nose analysis of “Epstein’s corpse” — the Bros go full tinfoil. Featuring: The Nose Knows™, Amazon, flooding, and why Clyde is on thin ice.
Disclaimer: A doctor was present, but absolutely no medical advice was given. (Or taken.)
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Quote of the Episode: “Your gut is a garden. But whiskey? Whiskey is like goats in the garden.”
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Guest: Monty Caraway – Certified Unprofessional
Whiskey of the Week: Whistle Pig Estate Oak Rye (15 yr) and Still Austin Red Corn Bourbon – So good we let Monty finish the bottle off
What starts as a busted audio setup and some producer bashing (🖕 Clyde) quickly spirals into a wide-ranging romp through whiskey reviews, fatherly wisdom, economic rants, hell-on-earth theology, and swamp-surrounded immigration detention centers. Special guest Monty Caraway joins the Bros to share stories of love, financial hardship, and what it means to suffer well – with a side of dark humor and bourbon.
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Guest: Austin Mago – Certified Arborist, Bowyer, Tree Whisperer, Possibly a Druid
Whiskey of the Week: Still Austin Red Corn Bourbon – 100 proof and smoother than your Uncle’s bad decisions
Episode Summary:
Grab a glass and brace your roots—this episode is one for the dendro-spiritual record books. The Bros sit down with Austin Mgo, a certified arborist who doesn't just cut trees… he communes with them. Part chainsaw surgeon, part philosopher-monk, Austin takes us on a journey through dying oaks, resurrected root systems, zombie fungi, prosthetic chainsaw arms, and why some trees just might feel things.
It’s funny, weird, and unexpectedly touching. You’ll laugh. You might cry. You’ll definitely reconsider flipping off your neighbor’s live oak. Also: if you ever wanted to hear the phrase “treeporn.com” explained with sincerity, this is your moment.
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