Wilko & Courts are back — and this time, it’s personal (and caffeinated).What starts as a harmless coffee run in Wollongong turns into a full-blown café confrontation when Courts finds herself in a truly bizarre social standoff. From “main character energy” strangers to confusing takeaway pick-up zones, they break down the chaos of modern coffee culture… and yes, there’s talk of Lycra dads, dainty shoulders, and why waiting at cafés makes everyone lose their sense of spatial awareness.☕️ Grab a coffee (and maybe a safe distance) — this one’s CAFE IN YOUR FACE.👉 Subscribe for weekly laughs🎧 Available wherever you get your podcasts💬 Comment below: what’s YOUR most awkward café story?

00:00 – If you were left alone with your thoughts…

00:26 – Dainty shoulders & Victoria Beckham

01:18 – The café story begins (in Wollongong)

02:03 – Boomer directions and map rants

03:14 – The rainbow crossing & “mammals” explained

04:33 – Lycra dads and dad bod chat

06:30 – White Lotus and prosthetic… you know what

06:56 – Post-run coffee vibes

08:12 – The world’s slowest coffee order

09:14 – The woman who stood *too close*

10:39 – Toe-to-toe awkwardness

12:01 – “Main character energy” explained

13:42 – The lost art of social awareness

15:57 – The great café confusion (pickup zones!)

17:09 – Why ordering coffee shouldn’t be this hard

18:26 – TAKE THE NAME! (Public service announcement)

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