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Wilko and Courts

Wilko and Courts

32 episodes

3 days ago

Wilko & Courts are friends of 35 years and it shows, not just on their face but how they speak to each other. If you want your dose of everything in the Zeitgeist but with 2 people who say it how it is, you've come to the right pod.

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Wilko & Courts are friends of 35 years and it shows, not just on their face but how they speak to each other. If you want your dose of everything in the Zeitgeist but with 2 people who say it how it is, you've come to the right pod.

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Wilko and Courts

Kate Beckinsale Claims Her Daughter’s Boyfriend Laid EGGS!? WTF Went Down on Jimmy Kimmel

Kate Beckinsale has delivered one of the wildest celebrity stories of the year… claiming her daughter’s boyfriend laid TWO EGGS. Yes. Actual eggs. With a shell and a yolk. On national television.In this WAC episode, Wilko & Courts break down what Kate said on Jimmy Kimmel, the photos she showed, the “medical theories,” and the absolute chaos this story has caused online.Is this a real medical mystery?A celebrity overshare?A massive prank?Or the strangest PR moment of 2025?We dig into the interview, the reactions, the context — and give our take on whether this egg-laying saga is legit or completely unhinged.🥚 What do YOU think? Is the boyfriend the Easter Bunny or just trolling the world?Drop your theories in the comments.

3 days ago

19 minutes 43 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Is My Husband Broken?! The Shower Story That Sent Us

This week on Wilko & Courts, we accidentally uncover a MASSIVE mystery: why do men shower like this?! After Bobby lets out a blood-curdling scream in the shower, Courts discovers the insane reason behind it… and he thinks it’s normal. Spoiler: it’s not.From husbands with rogue fingers, to brothers brushing their tongues until they gag, to dads washing their faces with bricks of soap and dishwashing liquid — we deep-dive into the strange, chaotic and truly unexplainable ways men shower.If you’ve ever wondered “Are men okay?”, this episode confirms: probably not. 😂We talk nose injuries, aggressive face-washing, tongue-scraping disasters, top sheets, men using Salvo like a concrete block, and whether husbands come with a warranty.Join us for laughs, confessions, and the ongoing investigation into why men think this behaviour is normal.👉 Don’t forget to like, comment and subscribe for more daily chaos with Wilko & Courts.00:00 – The ominous title & the shower incident00:33 – Bobby’s “come shower with me” agenda01:15 – The mysterious scream02:05 – Twisted testicle fear03:00 – “I wasn’t opening that door!”03:40 – Bobby forgets he screamed04:20 – The suspiciously casual explanation04:55 – The finger-up-the-nose injury06:00 – Courts realises this is a monthly thing07:00 – “No one else is doing that, Bobby”07:40 – Are men showering differently to women?08:50 – Courts’ brother and the tooth-brushing gag reflex10:00 – Wilko’s gag-reflex tips11:30 – Tongue scraping + personal hygiene chaos12:30 – The great top sheet debate13:20 – Harsh soaps & dads washing with dish liquid14:30 – Men’s bizarre shower routines15:40 – Windex, dish liquid and Why Men Are…16:20 – Final thought: Are men okay?#WilkoAndCourts #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #CouplesPodcast #AussiePodcast #ShowerStory #MarriageHumor #HusbandWifeComedy #FunnyStories #MenVSWomen #RelationshipComedy #MenInTheShower #HygieneFails #AussieComedy

6 days ago

16 minutes 27 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Australian Politicians Are Actually Unhinged | Pauline Hanson & Her Burqa

Australian politicians have officially gone off the rails, and today Wilko & Courts dive into the absolute circus that unfolded when Pauline Hanson entered the Senate wearing a burka — yes, again. From the recycled stunt to her ongoing obsession with banning the burqa, to One Nation’s rising poll numbers, to Barnaby Joyce sleeping on the street, Australian politics is somehow more chaotic than ever.In this episode, we break down the stunt, the history, the racism, the Islamophobia, Pauline’s previous controversies (remember “we’re going to be swamped by Asians”?), the actual issues Australians care about, and why politics in Australia feels completely unhinged right now.If you’re here for political commentary, comedy, or just watching us slowly lose hope in democracy — welcome back to Wilko & Courts.👉 Like, subscribe, and leave a comment — unless you’re racist, then… don’t.00:00 – The politics chaos begins00:18 – Pauline Hanson’s greatest hits (and most racist moments)01:30 – Why Australian politics feels broken02:40 – The burka stunt returns04:15 – Barnaby Joyce’s curb-napping incident06:00 – One Nation’s polling and the rise of the right08:10 – Is the burqa ban actually about “women’s rights”?10:45 – Pauline vs the Irwins & cartoon drama12:30 – Why stunts don’t solve anything14:00 – What real Australians are actually worried about16:00 – Why political theatre is ruining debate18:00 – Your comments (Mum, skip this one)19:00 – Final thoughts & next episode#AustralianPolitics #PaulineHanson #BurkaStunt #OneNation #BarnabyJoyce #AusPol #PoliticalPodcast #WilkoAndCourts #AustralianNews #PoliticalCommentary #RightWingPolitics #Satire

1 week ago

20 minutes 11 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Wait… Is JoJo Siwa PREGNANT?! The Fake Photo That Fooled Everyone

JoJo Siwa is not pregnant — but the internet (especially Facebook 👀) definitely thought she was! In today’s episode, Wilko & Courts dive deep into the viral fake sonogram photo, the JoJo Siwa & Chris Hughes romance timeline, and why boomers are falling for AI-edited pics left and right.We take you through the full JoJo Siwa and Chris Hughes story — from Celebrity Big Brother UK, to Kath Ebb, to their “soulmate” friendship, to the forehead-kissing soft launch, to JoJo crying over her hairline, all the way to this wild fake pregnancy rumour.We also chat about child-star trauma, Dance Moms, queer rumours, lavender marriages, The Wiggles becoming hot somehow (??), and how easily misinformation spreads online.If you want more pop culture breakdowns, wackadoo energy, and real-life fun with Wilko & Courts, make sure you like, comment and subscribe!✨ Comment WACKADOO if you made it to the end!00:00 – Intro & Why We’re Talking About JoJo Again00:24 – JoJo Siwa on Celebrity Big Brother UK00:55 – JoJo, Kath Ebb & The Original Love Triangle01:18 – The JoJo + Chris Hughes Timeline02:10 – Crossing the Line From “Besties” to NOT Platonic03:50 – Why JoJo Falls Hard & Fast (Child Star Breakdown)06:22 – Dance Moms Trauma & Her Hairline Comments10:38 – The Viral Fake Pregnancy Photo13:00 – Boomers on Facebook Falling For Everything14:18 – Why the Image Was So Convincing16:26 – Misinformation & AI Photos Online18:00 – Checking the Source: Is JoJo Pregnant?20:11 – JoJo Crying Over Her Hairline Clip22:15 – Lavender Marriages, Wiggles & Tangents27:00 – JoJo’s Tour, Music & Fanbase29:01 – Final Thoughts & WACKADOO Challenge#JoJoSiwa #ChrisHughes #WilkoAndCourts #CelebrityBigBrotherUK #JoJoSiwaDrama #PopCulturePodcast #DanceMoms #RumourDebunk #JoJoSiwaRelationship #Wackadoo

1 week ago

31 minutes 49 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Bonnie Blue BANGS Schoolies 2025 | Australian Teens Are Deep In it

Welcome back to Wilko & Courts! Today we dive into the absolutely wild Bonnie Blue Schoolies 2025 drama — including the Bang Bus, the saliva suitcase rumours, the OnlyFans controversy, those viral “I ❤️ Bonnie Blue” T-shirts, and why Schoolies on the Gold Coast has officially gone off the rails.From Bonnie Blue’s 1057 men in 12 hours world-record attempt, to her banned Australian visa, to the viral merch takeover and the debate about sex-positivity vs exploitation — we’re breaking down everything happening at Schoolies Week, the Gold Coast, and the culture surrounding OnlyFans, publicity stunts, and the media frenzy led by A Current Affair.We also chat about saliva vials, fluffers, the Bang Bus sightings, and why young men are spending huge amounts of money on creators like Bonnie Blue. Plus, Courts shares her Girls Gone Wild Schoolies experience and Wilko tells a truly disturbing story from the gay dating app era.If you love our chaotic commentary, pop culture breakdowns and storytelling — make sure you LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and drop a #wackadoo in the comments!#wilkoandcourts #bonnieblue #schoolies #schoolies2025

1 week ago

21 minutes 16 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Kim Kardashian’s Worst Week Ever? Britney, Baby Bar & THAT TV Show…

Wilko & Courts are BACK — and today we’re diving into a huge week of Kim Kardashian chaos. From Kim failing the Baby Bar exam (again!), to those bizarre Britney Spears sleepover photos, to the absolutely brutal reviews of her new Ryan Murphy series “All’s Fair”, we have thoughts.We chat about the Kardashians' early days, reality TV culture, influencer crying-on-camera trends, Kim’s acting career (or… attempts), that infamous sex tape, and why Hollywood legends like Glenn Close, Naomi Watts, Sarah Paulson and Niecy Nash are now sharing a set with Kim K.We also cover Britney’s unpredictable return to Instagram, the viral bed pics with Kim and Khloé Kardashian, and whether this friendship makes any sense. (Spoiler: we don’t think so.)Plus — Courts tells Wilko about influencers filming themselves crying, Wilko confesses something shocking about his own past, and we compare the chaos of commercial radio to the chaos of the Kardashian empire.If you love pop culture deep dives, chaotic commentary, and two mates who overshare for a living, hit LIKE & SUBSCRIBE. And tell us below:Do you think Kim Kardashian should keep acting? And what do we think of All’s Fair so far?CHAPTERS00:00 – We’re back! Man flu & missing days01:00 – Courts’ Kardashian history02:00 – The early Kardashians were trash TV gold03:00 – Kim Kardashian & the infamous sex tape05:05 – Kim K + Britney Spears in BED?!07:00 – Britney’s Instagram chaos09:00 – Why would the Kardashians invite Britney?10:30 – Britney’s childhood + trauma12:00 – Kim Kardashian fails the Baby Bar again13:20 – Influencers filming themselves crying14:40 – Wilko admits he once filmed himself crying16:30 – Courts on emotional oversharing online18:50 – Kim Kardashian’s new show “All’s Fair”19:30 – Critics DESTROY the series20:20 – Kim vs truly talented actresses22:00 – Reddit’s savage Kim K comment23:00 – Naomi Watts, Sarah Paulson & Glenn Close in the same cast?!24:00 – When reality stars get acting roles25:00 – The radio industry comparison27:00 – Should Kim K be getting paid more?28:00 – Final thoughts: can Kim act?28:40 – Like, subscribe & tell us your thoughts!#KimKardashian #BritneySpears #Kardashians #AllsFair #RyanMurphy #KimK #KardashianDrama #PopCulture #WilkoAndCourts #RealityTV #BabyBar #KimKardashianActing #RottenTomatoes #CelebNews

1 week ago

28 minutes 42 seconds

Wilko and Courts

“The Department of War"?! The Pentagon’s Wild Rebrand

In this episode of Wilko & Courts, we dive into one of the wildest US political stories of the year — the Pentagon’s decision to rebrand the Department of Defense back to the Department of War.From confusing press conferences to billion-dollar rebrands, we break down the chaos with our usual mix of comedy, honesty, and absolute disbelief. We also chat about political division, “woke” culture, military life, Darwin heat, Diet Coke conspiracies, failed brand changes (looking at you, Shapes and Jaguar), and why war should NOT be a marketing strategy.Courts shares her experience supporting her husband during his time in the Australian infantry, Wilko tries to say “Pentagon” without sounding aggressively Australian, and together we unpack how absurd the world feels in 2025.If you love political satire, US commentary, pop culture breakdowns, or just unhinged reactions from two mates on the couch — you’re in the right place.00:00 – Wilko sounds “particularly Australian” at the Pentagon00:32 – Intro + catching up after Wilko’s man flu01:10 – Doomscrolling, algorithms & political chaos01:40 – Why division in politics is getting worse02:00 – US Republican clips taking over Wilko’s feed02:34 – Courts explains Australian military life03:16 – Being a young army couple in Darwin04:00 – Who is Pete Hegseth & why he wants a name change04:52 – The Pentagon’s “Department of War” rebrand06:00 – Why the term “war” is alarming06:50 – Russia–Ukraine timeline shock07:20 – “Woke” now means… anything?08:21 – Why this rebrand is ridiculous09:44 – The cost of rebranding EVERYTHING10:27 – Australia’s approach to war + the War Memorial11:26 – “I’m not a Nazi fan, I swear!”11:54 – Brand changes NEVER work (Shapes, Jaguar, Coke)15:23 – Our final message to the Pentagon16:20 – Like, subscribe, and maybe don’t start a war#WilkoAndCourts #Pentagon #DepartmentOfWar #DepartmentOfDefense #USPolitics #PoliticalSatire #RebrandFails #WokeCulture #MilitaryNews #ComedyPodcast #AustraliaPodcast #PopCultureCommentary

1 week ago

16 minutes 38 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Debra Messing MELTDOWN: 91 Instagram Stories, Racism & Will & Grace Fallout

Debra Messing has posted 91 Instagram Stories in 24 hours, shared Islamophobic content about NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani, and triggered a major online backlash — so Wilko & Courts are breaking it all down.In this episode, we unpack everything:• Debra Messing’s Islamophobia accusations• The viral 91 Instagram Story meltdown• Why people think her algorithm has “broken her brain”• Her history of online feuds (Trump, Susan Sarandon, Megan Mullally)• Whether fans should stop watching Will & Grace• The bigger art vs artist conversation — can we separate the actor from the work?• How public figures spread misinformation and the danger of anti-Muslim rhetoric• Age, algorithms, and when celebrities “go boomer mode” onlinePlus: Wilko talks about the bird theory update, Courts talks about parenting, and we ask YOU where the line is when it comes to problematic celebrities.If you enjoy the episode, hit like, subscribe, and sound off in the comments — can we still enjoy Will & Grace after this?⏱️ CHAPTERS (Timestamped)00:00 – The 91 Instagram Story chaos00:32 – Wilko & Courts catch-up01:00 – Bird theory + boyfriend update02:00 – Eating alone in public03:00 – Debra Messing drama begins03:25 – Islamophobic posts explained04:00 – Meme reposts + “jihadist” accusations05:00 – 91 stories… and the second-hand embarrassment06:00 – Debra’s political history (Trump feud)07:30 – Susan Sarandon & Megan Mullally feuds09:00 – Is she “a woman of an age”?09:30 – Will people stop watching Will & Grace?10:30 – Can you separate art from the artist?12:00 – Kids singing cancelled songs (R. Kelly)13:00 – Chris Pratt & likeability14:00 – What’s the rule in 2025?15:00 – Moms, algorithms & misinformation17:00 – How algorithms radicalise people18:00 – Debra Messing’s legacy vs reality18:45 – Final thoughts + “What do WE do now?”19:20 – Comment prompt (sound off!)#DebraMessing #WillAndGrace #Islamophobia #zohranmamdani ranMamdani #WilkoAndCourts #PodcastClips #PopCultureNews #CelebrityDrama #ArtVsArtist #CelebScandal #2025News #ViralStories

2 weeks ago

19 minutes 52 seconds

Wilko and Courts

We Tested the “Bird Theory” — What DOES IT MEAN?!

Welcome back to Wilko & Courts, where chaos meets relationship theory! 😂In this episode, we dive into the viral “Bird Theory” — the TikTok trend testing whether your partner is a green flag or red flag based on how they react when you tell them, “I saw a bird today.” 🐦Wilko puts the Bird Theory relationship test to the ultimate trial, and things get hilarious (and a bit unhinged). From green flags to gas bottles, grandma’s lorikeets to pandas who refuse to mate, we cover it all.👀 Watch as we debate:Is your partner emotionally supportive or just pretending?Do bird stories matter in relationships?Why pandas might be the laziest animals on earth.And what humanely euthanizing a bird apparently meant to Wilko’s pop 😅If you love relationship banter, TikTok trends, and chaotic storytelling, this one’s for you.💬 Comment below: Would YOUR partner pass the Bird Theory test?#BirdTheory #RelationshipPodcast #WilkoAndCourts #PodcastAustralia #ComedyPodcast #CoupleChat #GreenFlagRedFlag #TikTokTrends #BirdTheoryExplained00:00 – The Bird Theory Challenge Explained01:15 – Courts’ Viral TikTok Discovery03:00 – Relationship Green Flags vs Red Flags04:10 – Wilko Tests the Bird Theory on His Boyfriend06:20 – Did He Pass or Fail?07:30 – The Pandas, Birds & Extinction Debate10:00 – Childhood Bird Trauma & Nana’s Lorikeets12:00 – Why Pandas Refuse to Reproduce13:45 – The Bird Cage Gas Story (Yep, Really)15:30 – The Government Bird-Killing Document 😳17:00 – Wrapping Up: Love, Birds & Red Flags

3 weeks ago

17 minutes 5 seconds

Wilko and Courts

WHY Y'ALL SO MAD? | Kylie Jenner, Timmy & The Childfree Chaos Explained!

Wilko & Courts dive deep into the Timothée Chalamet drama — from his viral Vogue interview about wanting kids to the internet backlash calling him “privileged” and “tone-deaf.”We break down why fans are so mad, the Kylie Jenner factor, how tall poppy syndrome shapes reactions, and why the childfree vs. parenthood debate online is getting so heated.Plus: the Kardashians’ weird pattern of “skinny white boy” boyfriends, why people keep making Timmy the villain, and the internet’s obsession with being outraged.👶 Is Timothée just being honest, or out of touch?💬 Are fans right to be angry — or making it all about themselves?🎙️ Join Wilko & Courts for a hilarious, honest, and slightly chaotic chat about fame, privilege, and why everyone needs to chill out.📲 Subscribe for more pop culture breakdowns every week!👍 Like, comment, and tell us your take — are you Team Timmy or Team Internet?⏱️ CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS00:00 – Intro: The O.C., Seth vs Ryan energy01:00 – The Timmy Chalamet obsession begins03:00 – Why people love and hate Timothée05:00 – The “I want to be the greatest” backlash07:00 – Kylie Jenner, stepdad status & dating drama09:00 – The Vogue interview that broke the internet11:00 – The backlash: privilege, parenthood & perception13:00 – Wilko & Courts on pregnancy and perspective15:00 – Why people project onto celebrities17:00 – The Kardashian boyfriend conspiracy19:00 – Being childfree vs wanting kids21:00 – Why the internet makes everything personal23:00 – Wrapping up: It’s not about you, it’s about Timmy!🏷️ HASHTAGS#TimotheeChalamet #KylieJenner #WilkoAndCourts #CelebrityDrama #PopCulturePodcast #TimotheeChalametInterview #Kardashians #Childfree #ParenthoodDebate #VogueInterview #TimmyChalamet #KylieAndTimothee #Wilko #Courts #PodcastAustralia

3 weeks ago

25 minutes 14 seconds

Wilko and Courts

We Got SCAMMED at a Candlelight Taylor Swift Concert 💸🎻

Welcome back to Wilko & Courts, where chaos meets comedy and we overshare our first world problems!In this episode, we reveal how we got scammed by a fake Candlelight Taylor Swift concert in Melbourne — think Willy Wonka Experience vibes but with LED candles and a garbage bin marked “General Waste Only.” 💀Courts’ partner thought it’d be a romantic night out, but what we walked into was less “Enchanted” and more “Is This Real Life?” From glitching fake candles to awkward singalongs and “aggressive security ladies,” we’re unpacking the whole Candlelight Symphony scam so you don’t fall for it too.If you’ve ever been fooled by a too-good-to-be-true experience or had a romantic night turn into a content warning, this one’s for you.🎧 Listen for:Our honest review of the Taylor Swift Candlelight ConcertThe red flags we ignored 👀The $30 ticket scam breakdownWhy influencer nights can go horribly wrongOur hilarious post-show meltdown💬 Comment below: Have you ever been scammed by an “experience”?00:00 – Intro: “We Got Scammed!”00:45 – What Even Is a Candlelight Concert?02:10 – The Taylor Swift Candlelight Event Setup03:20 – Expectation vs Reality (and the fake candles)05:00 – When We Knew It Was a SCAM06:30 – LED candles, glitching lights & awkward vibes08:00 – The Quartet: actually talented!09:00 – Audience chaos: “Can we sing or not?”10:40 – The “Do Not Film” enforcement drama12:00 – Influencer jokes & general waste bins 😭13:30 – The worst dinner ever14:30 – Final thoughts: Lessons learned from fake luxury events#WilkoAndCourts #CandlelightConcert #TaylorSwift #ScamStory #MelbournePodcast #PodcastComedy #FakeConcert #CandlelightSymphony #Wilko #Courts #funnypodcast

3 weeks ago

15 minutes 50 seconds

Wilko and Courts

NYC Mayor Mahem | We Just Lol

IU’s official — New York City has a new mayor, and the 2025 election was absolute chaos. 🗽In this Wilko & Courts episode, we unpack how South Asian Muslim Democratic Socialist Zoran Mamdani shocked everyone by defeating Andrew Cuomo and Curtis Sliwa, and how Donald Trump made it even messier with his wild “endorsements.”From Cuomo’s harassment scandals and federal bribery cases to Trump’s meltdown on Truth Social, Wilko and Courts break down every scandal, conspiracy, and ridiculous quote that made this the craziest mayoral race in NYC history.Expect:Political chaos & comedyA socialist mayor shaking up NYCTrump’s petty outbursts & Cuomo’s downfallScandals, hypocrisy, and a touch of Aussie sass👇 Drop a comment if you’re from the US — what do you think of Zoran Mamdani’s win?🎙️ Watch more Wilko & Courts:https://youtube.com/@WilkoAndCourts#WilkoAndCourts #NYCMayor #ZoranMamdani #AndrewCuomo #DonaldTrump #USPolitics #PoliticalComedy #Wilko #Courts #Podcast #PoliticalSatire #NewYorkCity #MamdaniMayor #NYC2025 #CuomoScandal #TrumpDrama #ComedyPodcast⏱️ Chapters00:00 – Intro & election chaos begins00:24 – NYC votes for Zoran Mamdani01:15 – Aussie vs American politics02:00 – Trump’s hate & Mamdani’s personality03:00 – Andrew Cuomo’s return (and scandals)05:00 – Sexual harassment accusations resurface06:00 – Trump’s confusing endorsement07:15 – Eric Adams’ bribery case & chaos08:20 – Mamdani’s controversies09:05 – Curtis Sliwa: the beret vigilante10:30 – MAGA meltdown and “Judas” rant12:00 – Guardian Angels & fake rescues14:00 – $10 million bribe to drop out?!15:00 – Trump threatens NYC funding16:30 – Truth Social drama & “And so it begins”17:30 – Can Mamdani actually deliver?18:20 – Wilko & Courts’ take on the mess19:10 – Wrap-up & call for comments

3 weeks ago

19 minutes 26 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Road RAGE | Who is in the wrong here?

Courts had a day. A man on his phone nearly cut her off, sped past, and ignored the green light — and she wasn’t having it! In this mildly hilarious episode of Wilko & Courts, she tells Wilko how she transformed into a “fuddy duddy mum,” memorized the guy’s number plate, and nearly reported him to the cops.Wilko, of course, can’t resist roasting her for it — and the two spiral into a conversation about road rage, dash cam culture, and Aussie driving chaos.💬 New episodes every week!Subscribe for more stories, laughs, and questionable adulting moments from your favorite Aussie duo.00:00 – Intro & welcome back to the pod00:40 – Courts explains her “fuddy duddy” moment01:50 – A man on his phone nearly pulls out in front of her02:45 – The good old days of driving and flip phones04:00 – The arrogance of phone drivers05:00 – Mr. Speedy Magoo arrives 🚗💨06:20 – He cuts her off and still doesn’t hang up07:00 – The green light beep incident08:20 – “Calm down, you fuddy duddy!”08:45 – Courts memorizes his number plate (and turns off Pussy Palace!)10:00 – Wilko calls her a full-blown fuddy duddy 😂11:00 – Can you really report bad drivers?12:00 – Wilko’s advice: get a dash cam and join Dash Cams Australia13:00 – The wild comments on dash cam videos14:00 – Outro and wrap-up

4 weeks ago

14 minutes 2 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Survey Says | You'll HATE Music From This Age

Are We Too Old for New Music? | Wilko & Courts Have a Taste FreezeWhat age do you stop discovering new music? According to Spotify, most people hit a “taste freeze” around 33 — and Wilko & Courts are taking that personally.In this episode, they dive into:What “taste freeze” means (and why it’s a bit rude)The exact age you stop listening to new musicWhy Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift might be haunting every playlistNostalgia bangers: JoJo, The Killers, Mandy Moore, Hilary Duff & moreTheir personal “frozen eras” and guilty pleasuresJoin the chaos as Wilko confesses to still blasting Backstreet Boys – Incomplete, and Courts declares Lana Del Rey her forever vibe.No embarrassment here, sweet baby angels — just millennial music therapy.👇 COMMENT BELOW 👇If your music taste had to freeze in one era, which three artists would you keep forever?00:00 – Welcome & mild chaos as usual00:30 – What age is really middle-aged?02:00 – The study that says we’ve hit a “Taste Freeze”03:30 – What Spotify data actually says about music after 3304:45 – Blocking artists: why we’re done with Taylor Swift & Ed Sheeran06:40 – Conspiracy theories: Do they pay to be in playlists?08:00 – Why the songs from your teens hit harder09:30 – Our bus window melancholy era11:00 – Imaginary music videos and Lana Del Rey dreams12:30 – The JoJo “Leave (Get Out)” appreciation moment13:50 – Are we actually frozen or just nostalgic?14:40 – Hilary Duff, Olivia Dean & a little bit of hope15:00 – The big question: if your taste froze, who’s in it?16:00 – Courts’ frozen trio: Lana Del Rey, Lily Allen & Panic! at the Disco18:20 – Wilko’s frozen trio: Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears & John Farnham21:00 – Wrapping up & asking YOU: when did your taste freeze?

4 weeks ago

22 minutes 1 second

Wilko and Courts

Who the F* is Madeline?!” Lily Allen’s Savage Breakup Album Explained

Lily Allen is mad — and we love her for it.In this episode, Wilko & Courts unpack Lily’s explosive new album West End Girl, all the messy breakup lyrics about her ex David Harbour (yes, Hopper from Stranger Things), the mystery of “Madeline,” and why Lily’s chaotic honesty makes her the queen of revenge pop.We dive deep into:💿 Lily’s most savage lyrics (“Who the f*** is Madeline?”)💔 The timeline of her split with David Harbour🏠 The “Pussy Palace” story from Architectural Digest👀 How Millie Bobby Brown’s harassment claims fit into the timeline🔥 Why this might be the ultimate breakup era since Taylor SwiftSubscribe for more chaotic pop culture deep dives every week from Wilko & Courts.#LilyAllen #DavidHarbour #WilkoAndCourts #WestEndGirl #CelebrityDrama #PopCulturePodcast #StrangerThings #Madeline #WhoTheF***IsMadeline #PussyPalace #LilyAllenAlbum #RevengePop #PodcastClips🕒 Chapters / Timestamps00:00 – The Petty Album Drop Timing00:28 – Welcome & Apology for Last Episode01:03 – Why We’re Finally Talking About Lily Allen01:44 – Lily’s Fifth Album West End Girl02:19 – Wilko’s Lily Allen Stan Era03:16 – The Divorce Timeline with David Harbour04:03 – Lily’s Savage Lyrics and Honesty05:18 – Why David Should’ve Listened to Her Old Songs06:11 – Celebrity Relationship Red Flags07:20 – Lily Allen’s Background, Family, and Fame08:10 – Her Addiction Recovery and Brutal Lyric Honesty08:39 – Timeline of the Lily-David Relationship09:19 – The Stepdad Role and Family Dynamic09:56 – “Pussy Palace” & Their Open Relationship11:18 – “If It Has to Happen, Do You Want to Know?”12:12 – David Harbour’s Response in Esquire Spain13:20 – The Ultimate Petty Album Drop14:48 – Women in Their 40s Stop Caring – We Love It15:11 – “Who the F*** is Madeline?” Explained16:19 – The Real ‘Madeline’ or ‘Natalie’ Theory

1 month ago

33 minutes 23 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Woman Complains About A Bad Sleep

Welcome back WACDOO'S!In today’s episode of Wilko & Courts, Courts unleashes a full-blown sleep rant after one of those nights from hell — the kind where you get five and a half hours of “sleep”, wake up at 3:30 a.m., and somehow pull a muscle just rolling over in bed.From Tiger Balm and tears on the way to spin class to Wilko’s story of hurting himself during a gym warm-up, this chat is pure chaos, exhaustion, and adulting pain.If you’ve ever played sleep maths, rolled over too hard, or questioned all your life choices before sunrise, this one’s for you.💬 Let us know in the comments — are you a “just push through” person or a “why did I even try” type?00:00 – Intro: Wilko Pretends to Care00:40 – Courts’ Morning from Hell02:00 – The Sleep Math Struggle03:30 – The 3:30 a.m. Wake-Up05:00 – Remembering Breakfast Radio Trauma06:00 – The Neck Injury That Started It All08:00 – Rolling Over and Breaking Yourself09:30 – Crying on the Way to Spin Class10:00 – “I’m Fine, Thanks” – The Lie We All Tell11:00 – Wilko’s Gym Injury Story13:00 – The Pain of Staying Healthy14:30 – Why Being Fit Just Hurts15:30 – Do You Relate or Are You Judging?16:00 – Outro: The Episode That Went Nowhere (and That’s Okay)#WilkoAndCourts #PodcastAustralia #FunnyPodcast #RelatablePodcast #BadSleepRant #SleepDeprived #TiredAF #AdultingProblems #MorningStruggles #SleepMath #ExhaustedMum #GymFail #SpinClass #RealLifePodcast #ComedyPodcast #WilkoRehashed #AustralianCreators #WilkoAndCourtsPodcast #RelatableAF #TiredMumsClub

1 month ago

16 minutes 21 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Is This BAD Parenting? | Breakfast or Nah?

In this episode of Wilko & Courts, things get a little weird (and very funny).Wilko remembers how his mum used to let him have Chinese takeaway on toast for breakfast, sparking a debate about whether that’s bad parenting or absolute genius. Courts admits to doing something similar with leftover Happy Meals — soggy nuggets and all 🍟They also chat about brain exercises, writing eulogies for the living, and the elusive “ghost poo” phenomenon 💩.👀 Expect chaotic storytelling, a sprinkle of nostalgia, and way too much talk about food that definitely shouldn’t be eaten before 9 a.m.💬 Question for the Comments:What’s the weirdest non-breakfast food you’ve eaten in the morning?Tell us below! (Bonus points if it’s stranger than Chinese on toast 😂)00:00 – The “Ghost Poo” mystery explained 💩00:22 – Welcome back to Wilko & Courts!00:49 – How ChatGPT ruined (and saved) Wilko’s brain 🧠02:10 – Weird couple confessions03:13 – Writing exercises & eulogies (for people still alive) ✍️05:16 – Why Wilko almost wrote a eulogy for his mum 😅07:07 – Childhood memories & “Lollipop Coffins”07:36 – The parenting debate: Chinese takeaway for breakfast 🍜09:14 – Is leftover food for breakfast bad parenting or brilliant?10:18 – Courts admits to giving the kids Happy Meals for breakfast 🍟11:00 – The great MSG redemption arc12:13 – Do you eat leftovers for breakfast? Let’s hear it! 🍕

1 month ago

13 minutes 23 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Kids Are Saying WHAT?! | Wilko & Courts on Gen Alpha Chaos

Welcome back to Wilko & Courts, where two millennial besties try to make sense of the world — and fail spectacularly!

This week, we dive into the latest Gen Alpha chaos: what the hell is “Six Seven” and why are kids shouting it everywhere?! From decoding weird slang like “4-1” to realizing we’ve officially crossed into uncool parent territory, this episode is part comedy, part existential crisis.

We also talk about:The lost art of trauma in kids’ shows like Matilda and NeverEnding StoryThe rise of La Boo Boo toys (and why they’re $28?! 😭)Millennial nostalgia for troll dolls and MSN messengerWhy every generation has its own nonsense phraseJoin us for laughs, rants, and pure parental confusion.

1 month ago

17 minutes 6 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Ozempic Faces, Yacht Rubs & Katy Perry’s New Man?!

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau?!

Yes, you read that right. In today's Wilko & Courts podcast, we unpack the weirdest crossover of 2025: the pop princess and the ex–Canadian PM spotted canoodling on a yacht and leaving the Crazy Horse.

Wilko and Courts get into it — from Ozempic faces and celebrity breakups to fake-tanned politicians and why we really don’t want politics turning into a popularity contest.

Plus, Mariah Carey’s live-lip-sync saga and who could Peter Dutton possibly date to look cool?!

It’s chaos, comedy, and cultural commentary — the Wilko & Courts way.

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💬 Comment your thoughts: Would you ship Katy & Justin?

00:00 – Intro & The Crazy Horse mystery

00:30 – Katy Perry: My celebrity lookalike?!

01:00 – Ozempic face and celebrity transformations

03:10 – The breakup with Orlando Bloom

03:50 – Katy Perry’s new man: Justin Trudeau?!

04:40 – Wait... isn’t he married? The separation scoop

05:40 – Political marriages and public image deals

06:00 – Donald Trump, fake tan & South Park chaos

08:40 – The politics of attractiveness

09:10 – Katy & Justin’s yacht photos—who paid?

10:40 – How rich is Trudeau really?

11:10 – The Crazy Horse outing (Paris or Adelaide?!)

13:00 – How celebrity culture is swallowing politics

15:00 – Who could Peter Dutton date to win votes?

17:00 – Kylie, Mariah & the politics of pop icons

18:10 – Mariah Carey’s “Fridays Live” disaster

19:20 – Lip-syncing divas vs. live vocals

19:45 – Final verdict: Mariah Carey, you’re off the Gay Council!

1 month ago

20 minutes 8 seconds

Wilko and Courts

Why Are People Like THIS at Cafes?! 😂 (The Wollongong Coffee Incident)

Wilko & Courts are back — and this time, it’s personal (and caffeinated).What starts as a harmless coffee run in Wollongong turns into a full-blown café confrontation when Courts finds herself in a truly bizarre social standoff. From “main character energy” strangers to confusing takeaway pick-up zones, they break down the chaos of modern coffee culture… and yes, there’s talk of Lycra dads, dainty shoulders, and why waiting at cafés makes everyone lose their sense of spatial awareness.☕️ Grab a coffee (and maybe a safe distance) — this one’s CAFE IN YOUR FACE.👉 Subscribe for weekly laughs🎧 Available wherever you get your podcasts💬 Comment below: what’s YOUR most awkward café story?

00:00 – If you were left alone with your thoughts…

00:26 – Dainty shoulders & Victoria Beckham

01:18 – The café story begins (in Wollongong)

02:03 – Boomer directions and map rants

03:14 – The rainbow crossing & “mammals” explained

04:33 – Lycra dads and dad bod chat

06:30 – White Lotus and prosthetic… you know what

06:56 – Post-run coffee vibes

08:12 – The world’s slowest coffee order

09:14 – The woman who stood *too close*

10:39 – Toe-to-toe awkwardness

12:01 – “Main character energy” explained

13:42 – The lost art of social awareness

15:57 – The great café confusion (pickup zones!)

17:09 – Why ordering coffee shouldn’t be this hard

18:26 – TAKE THE NAME! (Public service announcement)

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1 month ago

18 minutes 49 seconds