Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Products from the Consumer Electronics Show; Woody Game Wednesday; Americans and reading; Former football player is suing his ex-wife because of comments about his private parts; And more!

Don't Take No Slight of Hand or Dirty Trick; Simply Tell Me This Other Famous Nick

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More talk about scurvy and rickets; Wilcox was injured taking down his Christmas tree; Nike sweatsuits fly off the shelf because of the president of Venezuela; Four things you should not do in the bedroom; Time blindness; Doctors remove a cyst from a woman and discover a baby; New Matt Damon/Ben Affleck movie; Duos that have been in the most movies together; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: We’re back; Woody and his wife are doing dry January; The Chevy Chase documentary on CNN; New Year’s Eve programming; For National Popcorn Day, you can get a five-gallon bucket for $5; LSU football coach Lane Kiffin is getting paid for his old school’s success; Commercials you hate for weird reasons; Chelsea has to take a medicine at 9:00 a.m.; McDonald’s McRib class action lawsuit; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Police trick suspects with a fake dog bark; Birds causing forest fires; Plane loses wheel; Library finger lawsuit; Woman poisons husband with bleach; Sharks test positive for cocaine; Sitting on the floor at work; More women are psychopaths; Woman has a ring emergency; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Mail truck pulled over for speeding; Cool Beans and her violin teacher; Medicine to reverse frostbite; Visits to the ER for cannabis poisoning; Blind woman left at the wrong location by a ride share; Spider shuts down a supermarket; Be careful in the shower; Employers taking phones; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Flight diverted because of pepper spray; Naps for people under 30; Awful siblings stories; Woody Game Wednesday; HOA snafus; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wordle hint; Reusing Ziplock bags; Wilcox gets complimented on his veins; Flight delay due to seat cushions; Scorpion lawsuit; Fertility doctor fraud; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Earlobe surgery; Married to a covict; Things found in your body; Rental cars and license plates; Toothpick injuries; Misophonia afflictions; And so much more

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cool Beans' ticket costs and Woody facts; Baseball player hurt while cooking; Bus driver loses it; Man fights a mountain lion; Woody Game Wednesday; Blowing your nose incorrectly; Frank wraps gifts; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: How to avoid cruise sickness; Help prank at the drive-thru; Caught cheating because of a toothbrush; Cool Beans' sister pays her bills in person; Cool Beans' co-worker throws a laptop at the boss; Weird interview questions; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show; Woody does curling; National Spelling Bee and misspelled words; Hertz and reservations; Lies you believed; The talk; Aquarium sleepovers; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Christmas Unfortunate Friday Music Show: And Fun With Football Audio!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Chelsea is sick/has allergies; My Strange Addiction returns; Road rage incident follow-up; Remembering Hot Frosty, the Christmas movie on Netflix; Santaphiles are the new fetish group; Christmas coronary; TGIFridays now has a 6-7 kids menu; Ideal thermostat setting for your holiday party; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: It’s Wilcox’s birthday; Maury Povich talks tv comeback; You should wash your Christmas tree; Year-end summaries for Uber, Chick-Fil-A, and other apps; Woody Game Wednesday; Trailer for the new Steven Spielberg movie; Town requires kids to wear helmets to play outside during school; Jellyroll claims weight loss cured his color blindness; And so much more!

Won't Someone Think of Their Overworked Mothers; Who Is This Celebrity That Has a Ton of Brothers?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Stuff-a-Bus wrap up; Celebrity Hitchhiker and the new Knives Out movie; Egg salad sandwich from a gas station; Christmas songs may be stressing out your pets; Woody could not buy an orange at the self-checkout lane; Woody yelled at Chelsea’s kids at a station event; Lawyer sues IRS to recognize pets as dependents; Everybody Loves Raymond will have another reunion special; Bill Belichick attends his girlfriend cheerleading event; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Delta's breathalyzer sting; Chess player disqualified over pants; Woody does Cologuard; Things you've never heard of; Walmart testing body cams; Woody was fired because of pants; Ohio funeral home gets a liquor license; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wake-up calls; Fun With Football Audio; Dog lets a steer and a horse into the house; Is the Shining a Christmas movie; Denny’s offers Sticky Kicks; Things kids have asked for from Santa; Women’s arousal cream will hit the U. S. market; Woman gives birth in driverless car and another gives birth in the Buc-ees parking lot; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.