Give Up On Your Friends This Christmas!

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Works Every Time

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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

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Give Up On Your Friends This Christmas!

Works Every Time

1 hour 18 minutes 33 seconds

2 weeks ago

Give Up On Your Friends This Christmas!

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:55 - Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve4:08 - Making the world a wetter place5:07 - We got gifts!8:53 - The Heineken 5 pack10:08 - No chance Justin know bout the Magna Carta12:11 - Everyone forgets about second England13:52 - Psychoanalysis doesn't work on Irish and Italians16:11 - The Irish are liars21:12 - We are the Bermuda Triangle23:25 - The Translator (coming to a theater near you 2026!)25:31 - Justin in Switzerland27:42 - The best time to go to Costco33:19 - We gotta lose weight36:17 - Don't plan a party drunk37:34 - Justin gives us jokes for Christmas41:41 - We've given up on Phil45:44 - Running bits48:40 - podcast studio austin is th ebest51:18 - Phil disrespected Justin's yard55:48 - Guns for kids were lit1:01:10 - Toby Keith pilgrimage1:05:42 - Our Christmas wishes1:11:24 - Markus used to DRINK______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass⁠⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedymemes