TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)__________________________________________________Follow the show: @wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJJ Curry:@jjcurrycomedyJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/markus-olindPhillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - @phillipgarciacomedy Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/philip-garcia-wtf-is-going-onProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - @rageqzbass#podcast #comedy
MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:55 - Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve4:08 - Making the world a wetter place5:07 - We got gifts!8:53 - The Heineken 5 pack10:08 - No chance Justin know bout the Magna Carta12:11 - Everyone forgets about second England13:52 - Psychoanalysis doesn't work on Irish and Italians16:11 - The Irish are liars21:12 - We are the Bermuda Triangle23:25 - The Translator (coming to a theater near you 2026!)25:31 - Justin in Switzerland27:42 - The best time to go to Costco33:19 - We gotta lose weight36:17 - Don't plan a party drunk37:34 - Justin gives us jokes for Christmas41:41 - We've given up on Phil45:44 - Running bits48:40 - podcast studio austin is th ebest51:18 - Phil disrespected Justin's yard55:48 - Guns for kids were lit1:01:10 - Toby Keith pilgrimage1:05:42 - Our Christmas wishes1:11:24 - Markus used to DRINK______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass #podcast #comedymemes
FOLLOW IKE:https://www.instagram.com/ikerafferty/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:10 - Issa noif2:22 - making the world a wetter place2:59 - New York Ike pays his respects7:02 - The different cultures of New York8:42 - The City has a high blood pressure9:46 - How to sneak onto the subway (like a real New Yorker)13:36 - How to sniff out a tourist14:47 - What Austin comics are failing at in New York16:10 - New Yorkers eat at more than just bodegas17:30 - Crunched up pigeons18:31 - Did Ike vote for Zohran??20:37 - Ike and Mamdani are in a zoomba class together21:58 - How much more expensive is New York?24:15 - Ike needs a flood plan25:21 - Why New York doesn't sleep26:54 - Has Ike seen a Knicks game yet?30:42 - For the visual only listeners32:13 - Stealing is encouraged in New York34:35 - Why New York is the best35:21 - The big apple doesn't far fall from the tree39:11 - if you conceived a child to the WET Podcast you may be entitled to compensation40:12 - They typical day in the life of a New Yorker43:40 - What you know about Dimassi's??44:39 - New Yorker explains jelqing48:13 - Comment below if you think Justin knows what halal is50:30 - There's sh*t in Austin's bits57:11 - The rats are evolving59:10 - Best way to eat New York Pizza1:00:25 - Zohran til I bust1:03:31 - Another one for the visual only listeners1:06:05 - The second drawback of New York1:09:14 - How to heal the rift1:10:38 - Ike was in a Nas music video______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
Austin Comedians are DONE With Rogansphere Stereotypes and New York Comicshttps://youtu.be/kMtzap0mCCs?si=ARNKinfY0X_FzuA9MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:57 - Is showering with your girlfriend gay?4:13 - Phil the kinda guy to put a sticker on a Mercedes8:52 - Imagine still being on season 1 Trump10:45 - Help make the world a wetter place12:33 - Justin's body is not designed for cuddling15:10 - Comment below if you don't know what the UN is18:34 - Is war real?19:47 - Podcast's first hate video27:22 - Truck Sh*t33:43 - Deer Rumspringa35:53 - Little Israel/Palestine37:54 - What is a party store?39:44 - Phil proved there is a god41:52 - Rewriting the WET Commandments43:01 - The biggest hat in the world45:39 - A Quintin Tarentine Christmas47:23 - Airing out the groupchat49:41 - Phil faced 3 pizzas52:43 - Gummy Bears are Turkish?!55:17 - Big surprise, American's don't want factory jobs56:32 - The Average working American doesn't care about their job1:00:06 - Phil crashed a high school graduation delivering papa johns1:07:17 - Rich people are doing psychedelics wrong______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
So the audio to episode 100 got damaged and I thought I had already deleted the backup but thankfully I was wrong! So here it is (out of order). Thank you to everyone who has made it possible for us to get to this point, we are eternally grateful to all our supporters! Like, comment, follow, here's to 100 more🍻-jj
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0:00 - This week on WET…
1:05 - Poppin bottles for 100 episodes!!!!
3:39 - Monetization has changed us
6:15 - Release the Ratstein files
8:24 - Insulting then apologizing to Drew Barrymore
12:08 - Would you let your boy shave your balls?
15:27 - Every 7 seconds
17:38 - Confronting people who don't tip
20:23 - Justin is the best at getting hired
24:07 - You thought this segment was extinct
30:37 - invest in our dinosaur themed strip club
33:28 - Markus suggests the craziest Christmas present idea
39:31 - Men are picking up the slack for feminism
42:56 - Pause.
44:46 - Justin got kicked out of the heckle mic (again)
48:17 - The money is already tearing us apart
53:48 - How Markus ruined a Thanksgiving
57:54 - How Justin ruined a Thanksgiving
1:02:14 - How Phillip ruined a Thanksgiving
1:06:18 - How WET got it's name
1:10:51 - The world needs more hugs
1:16:01 - Trump announces 50yr mortgages
1:20:41 - Robot litter boxes are taking our jobs
1:23:10 - Thanks to everyone who helped us get to 100!
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Episode 100 got lost and we can't rerecord it for a couple weeks. For now enjoy episode 101!
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0:00 - This week on WET…
0:45 - Finding the groove
4:12 - Justin's laugh got him kicked out of the OF comedy special taping
7:42 - All roads lead to 9/11
10:42 - The actual villain in Harry Potter
12:11 - Italian Harry Potter
14:33 - Jesus was the first 9/11
16:25 - How kidnapping became a crime
19:46 - Are the files ever coming out?
22:17 - They're trying to silence us
25:33 - Tucker Carlson is actually doing journalism now?
30:51 - New Sydney Sweeney movie has worst opening of all time
32:59 - Stranger Things and MK Ultra
41:30 - Run America like a bowing alley
43:23 - South (and North) Korea would love us
47:33 - Trump is driving up the price of Diet Coke
49:20 - The US dollar is down bad
53:34 - The WET Rascals
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0:00 - This week on WET…
0:33 - Make the world a wetter place
1:44 - 3 dudes, 3 cameras, one podcast
3:13 - 2 haircuts in 2 days
9:33 - It's 2003 again
12:23 - Phil Garcia: Pizza Terrorist
15:02 - Schrodinger's leftovers
20:09 - We ship Trump n Bubba
25:36 - America's classic distraction is back
29:18 - Ain't nobody got time fo that
33:12 - Substances are the best
36:39 - "Did you lock the door?"
41:05 - The cat or the president?
44:26 - 80s content was peak
47:30 - Curb will always hold up
50:52 - Bring back physical media
55:19 - Markus took a Viagra at 13
58:06 - Weekly Entourage Corner
1:04:04 - Christmas Merch COMING SOON
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1:06 - Make the world a wetter place
2:45 - Deddy is a kill tony regular
5:19 - Sodapop almost missed his chance
9:59 - What you know about Kill tony
14:30 - Comedy funk
19:44 - Comedy needs to get back to joke writing not clip farming
23:15 - It was inevitable
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30:13 - SUNSET!
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34:42 - Instagramification
36:08 - $250 for a golf lesson just to learn you're bad at golf
38:32 - getting your car towed should be illegal
41:48 - How to beat the tow company
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49:12 - Justin got arrested while his uncle watched from white castle
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58:21 - Threaten your kids
1:04:56 - Justin don't need to count past 300
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1:08:40 - Allergic to cats for pu*sy
1:11:37 - We moved here for fraud
1:15:46 - Deddy's favorite substance to perform on
1:19:01 - Lost in the Mothership
1:21:10 - The Long Continent
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1:30:33 - Southern accents
1:33:56 - Driving each other to drink
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0:54 - Making the world a wetter place
2:16 - We warmed the house too hard last night
3:50 - Shawn is a "drunk wrestling in the yard at the party" kinda guy
6:29 - Gifts of Lazer's past
9:21 - Forgot about the whisky
10:20 - Heart burn vs heart attack
12:06 - Dipping through the pain
13:16 - Don't shotgun 10 beers
14:51 - Imagine a pool of gravy
16:26 - Travel vlogers sh*tting on India
18:56 - The Netflix movie about a nuke getting launched
20:56 - Hasbulla was in Poltergeist??
22:23 - Shout out to big willie
23:33 - Getting scammed out of Pokémon cards as a kid
25:20 - Don't go see Shelby Oaks
27:47 - ESPN is off YouTube tv
31:16 - Subwiffers are sick
32:54 - Half the podcast is dying
36:05 - All Shawn's neighbors are white
42:15 - the campers are disappearing
44:31 - Mid-taly
48:34 - Trump is pooping his pants in foreign countries
57:09 - Shout out the sports jersey Halloween costume
59:21 - Shawn's many nicknames
1:00:42 - Commando in high school wrestling
1:02:55 - Shawn's rectal abscess
1:07:58 - from butt problems to nut problems
1:11:43 - Dentists are scammers
1:19:33 - Are gingers black?
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2:48 - What are we gonna be for Halloween?
8:14 - Austin podcasters discuss beef tallow
9:13 - Ed Gein and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
11:54 - Ed Gein's IQ
14:51 - Why Ed Gein loved skin so much
18:31 - Ed Gein's star sign
19:34 - How Ed Gein inspired Texas Chainsaw Massacre
21:34 - What the TCM movies say about culture at the time
26:20 - Leatherface is a 90s icon
28:54 - Post 9/11 horror movies were wild
31:46 - How Bin Laden culturally effected horror movies
33:20 - DEI Leatherface
37:52 - How Ed Gein got so messed up
40:52 - Ed Gein's first (human) kill
43:41 - Leave every grave site better than you found it
45:48 - Was Ed Gein's mom hot?
47:43 - How Ed Gein got caught
54:47 - A town committed insurance fraud together
57:24 - Ed Gein echos through time
1:00:02 - Justin loves chainsaws
1:04:37 - Markus doing the bare minimum
1:07:27 - Malice in the Palace
1:09:55 - Phil's gang affiliation
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2:18 - Something spooky happened to Phil at the club
7:03 - Ghosts LOVE curtains
13:59 - Sports: Scripted or Rigged?
16:22 - Markus' worst sports weekend of all time
19:20 - You know what? Chicken.
21:31 - Get out of my country (club)!
23:11 - 2 Jager Bombs and a Heineken
24:27 - Codeine in Flint Michigan
27:21 - Manscaped and Velo please sponsor us
29:03 - Scary movie logic
32:18 - Markus just watched Terminator
35:44 - Threatening Vinny Chase to be on the pod
38:04 - Markus is so Turtle
39:24 - When Justin went to Hollywood
41:07 - Republican Phil
44:30 - You can legally break the law when the government's shut down
46:06 - ChatJPT
47:44 - Life is hard but also boring
50:08 - Phillatouille
51:11 - McDonalds Monopoly is so back
54:29 - Drill baby, drill, Zyn baby, Zyn
55:42 - Why didn't we get the Riyadh invite?
1:04:36 - Justin bullied a man from the stage
1:10:27 - Markus requested a panic room at the haunted house
1:16:32 - Adrian Grenier please come on the pod
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0:33 - Making the world a wetter place
1:45 - How to open your 5th eye
4:59 - Platypus are aliens, crocodiles are dragons. gators are puppies
9:30 - That dragon in Shrek was sexy and you know it
12:34 - Fired from Chili's for feeding cats
14:25 - Think of animals politically
17:28 - Mermaids and Yetis
20:35 - Are ghosts real
24:45 - If they're tipping you can serve a minor
28:49 - Going cold turkey on black people
31:05 - How white people name their pets
32:07 - Girls that dip
35:51 - Kids these days don't know that hitting is real
38:45 - When you don't know your moms name
43:58 - People who go by their middle names
50:15 - When a black person misses you
52:13 - Don't be depressed, be a man
1:02:13 - Dedrick speaks autism
1:07:38 - Women are like cats
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0:38 - JJ Curry's second interview of the day
1:37 - Pre-Intro
2:37 - JJ Curry: Funniest Person in Austin
4:17 - Making the world a wetter place
6:04 - High Socks, Low Morals
7:42 - Is that where they made Georgia?
11:39 - Keep the enemy guessing
13:25 - JJ was paralyzed for 2 months
19:38 - How JJ won Funniest Person in Austin
23:02 - Chef Curry
24:39 - What'd you buy with your stimulus checks?
26:56 - Luther Vandr0ss didn't kill any Jews
31:44 - Kid Rock banned from performing in California
32:42 - Shakespeare invented fart
35:00 - Armpit hair, yay or nay?
36:28 - Avoid the middle of the grocery store (shout out Noah)
38:39 - We could have changed the result of Sam Houston vs UT
42:07 - Markus hit his happiness quota for the year
43:27 - The Austin Comedy Strikeout Challenge (video coming soon)
56:05 - Shout out Richard Garcia
58:17 - JJ tested high on his assgrab
1:02:36 - Phil's horrible back tattoos
1:03:47 - White people liking their family is sus
1:06:28 - German child learns about WWII
1:10:04 - Defending the Austin comedy scene
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0:33 - Getting high at work
1:38 - Midwest road rage
4:19 - We all pay for sex somehow
6:07 - Movies in different accents
7:36 - Mexican Spy Kids
9:18 - Asking people what their kinks are
11:21 - Justin's got hives
14:13 - Goodwill for doctors
17:06 - Huntsville TX is the gayest town in America
18:19 - The most bs college degree
20:19 - Justin's bowling career
22:11 - How to get money fast
24:32 - Dedrick bullies Justin for his shoes
28:07 - Dedrick shoulda never told Markus about black twitter
29:35 - Black people's favorite whites
32:23 - Dedrick was an entrepreneurial child
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0:00 - This week on WET...
1:35 - Ads
4:38 - Dedrick really wanted to be here
5:38 - Smelling like work
7:22 - Club Applebee's is a real thing
9:15 - Cutting lawns in Georgia for AF1's
12:16 - Snow is dangerous
15:00 - Texas doesn't understand how snow works
17:51 - Angry at work
19:57 - It's rough for Michigan teams right now
23:45 - Where there's money, there is hockey
27:20 - Non-slip Spanish
29:28 - Shout out the Honda Odyssey
34:11 - How to get out of tickets in the South
39:58 - Never blow
45:23 - Dedrick pulled himself over
51:52 - "You buy a Ford if you wanna cuss a lot"
58:41 - Racoons are aliens
1:01:22 - There's a dragon frozen in the Arctic
1:10:29 - Everyone who sucks are lizards
1:15:34 - Kia is the 2 for 25 of cars
1:23:43 - Shower bloopers
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0:00 - This week on WET...
0:42 - Markus' viral xtweet
2:57 - ads
6:18 - john reep is a pdf file
9:16 - The thing about hairdressers
9:59 - Come meet us 9/20
12:10 - Closing your eyes while driving
13:45 - Final Destination 6: The Last Destination
16:20 - Justin wants to do episode 100 naked
16:58 - Trailers are better than the movie
20:54 - British people talk funny innit
23:41 - I like my butt on the back
26:23 - Promo code 9/11 for $2 off
28:51 - Every movie but it's in Boston
36:35 - Our votes are for sale
38:32 - More movies in Boston
41:39 - Laughing at accents
43:47 - Why poop is the perfect joke
47:07 - Piss mic theories
48:43 - Definitly going somewhere with this
52:15 - The elephant in the room
54:43 - Markus has a coupon
56:36 - If we got Human Centipeded
1:02:12 - Being sober sucks, just be an alcoholic
1:04:56 - What's cheese to a lion?
1:05:38 - Where's the coupon to Markus!?!
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0:00 - This week on WET...
0:58 - The top
5:32 - God I hope we're still friends
9:03 - Going Thru It w/ Justin Essenmacher
13:25 - Being mean to your daughter's boyfriend
15:47 - Third marriage is the charm
19:13 - Trickle down economics at the comedy club
21:06 - Primitive War is a good movie
25:29 - Jerry Jones is the problem
28:50 - Sports merch is horrible now
33:46 - Sports suck, start gambling
35:12 - Those who can't do
37:13 - The WET Boys join ICE
38:09 - Sprechen sie podcast?
40:16 - If you see Markus, give him a hug
45:11 - We got issues
47:06 - Phil's mom calls in
48:02 - Speaking German is easy
52:29 - Justin got roasted by a stranger at work
56:44 - We need adult scholarships
1:00:05 - We'd be great substitute teachers
1:01:54 - Learn to Serve at a Comedy Club
1:05:08 - Jesus was a stoner
1:09:32 - The Amish cheat now
1:14:49 - Phil fixes Justin's hives
1:16:24 - Markus' phat pork butt
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0:46 - I Liked My Lunch Today
3:40 - I Cracked This Open
7:07 - Justin's a Liar
9:02 - Char-zard, Squirt-le
9:44 - Folding
10:44 - Colton is the edgiest woke comic in Austin
12:21 - Colton went to a women's college
15:08 - B*tches be witches these days
17:36 - Not All Women
19:47 - Colton was peer pressured into being gay (and it killed his pet rabbit)
25:25 - Better About Me
27:00 - I Kissed a Dude (and Didnt Really Like It)
28:39 - Doing comedy at BWW and Hooters
32:30 - Cheapest shout out in the game
36:12 - Black people are racist
40:25 - I'm Bringin Woke Back
45:09 - Don't disrespect the haka
47:28 - Pissing on your balls is a right of passage
50:52 - Does your mom have big boobs?
51:40 - 21st birthday stories
54:41 - Black out stories
57:01 - Nostalgia weed
1:00:57 - Biggest loser documentary is crazy
1:05:22 - America is a circus
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0:00 - NEW MERCH OUT NOW
2:05 - Austin podcasters do ice bath and sauna
11:09 - Joey is a prolific scammer
14:08 - How to scam T-Mobile
18:14 - Justin doesn't get defensive
22:20 - Stop ordering things that need things added
26:45 - Drawing legendary penises in Shertz Texas
29:53 - Getting ISS as a kid
32:15 - We're all sovereign citizens at heart
33:37 - Are Waymos better than human drivers?
37:01 - Go birds
41:11 - Our mustaches are fake?!
44:50 - Homeless lady infiltrated the comedy club
49:13 - 2000 subs and we'll try tranq on the pod!
53:24 - Trump and Putin 1v1 rust
56:24 - Joey's demands trump pardon YNW Melly
58:59 - How to get out of jury duty
1:01:57 - Jordan Peele tried to buy the script for weapons
1:04:13 - Childhood vandalism and crazy school bus drivers
1:08:50 - Ubering your kids to school
1:12:53 - Super Bowl predictions
1:27:06 - Secret message for Markus
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_________________________
0:00 - ChatGPT wrote this intro
1:41 - Phil quit golf
7:12 - Car talk
13:29 - Justin teaches us yoga
20:43 - Markus is going thru it (it is tissues)
25:59 - Alycast: What is wet?
28:37 - Hecklers hijacked our live show
34:29 - Red Lobster ruined Justin's life
36:54 - Canadians aren't nice when they get drunk
39:59 - We shouldn't have graduated college
44:27 - ChatGPT will be doctors, lawyers, and p*rnstars
49:16 - Heckler storms the stage
58:46 - Colt's yo-yo encore
1:00:52 - "Lesbians aren't real" - Colton Jones
1:05:15 - Finding lesbian love at Apple Bees
1:10:49 - Irish Goodbye vs German Goodbye
1:16:04 - Thanks to everyone who came to the show!
1:17:05 - How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Markus butthole
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