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Works Every Time
Works Every Time
106 episodes
7 hours ago
The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)
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The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)
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Works Every Time
Happy New Years (Feat: JJ Curry Part 2)

TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)__________________________________________________Follow the show: @wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJJ Curry:@jjcurrycomedyJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/markus-olindPhillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - @phillipgarciacomedy Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/philip-garcia-wtf-is-going-onProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - @rageqzbass#podcast #comedy

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1 day ago
1 hour 24 minutes 21 seconds

Works Every Time
Give Up On Your Friends This Christmas!

MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:55 - Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve4:08 - Making the world a wetter place5:07 - We got gifts!8:53 - The Heineken 5 pack10:08 - No chance Justin know bout the Magna Carta12:11 - Everyone forgets about second England13:52 - Psychoanalysis doesn't work on Irish and Italians16:11 - The Irish are liars21:12 - We are the Bermuda Triangle23:25 - The Translator (coming to a theater near you 2026!)25:31 - Justin in Switzerland27:42 - The best time to go to Costco33:19 - We gotta lose weight36:17 - Don't plan a party drunk37:34 - Justin gives us jokes for Christmas41:41 - We've given up on Phil45:44 - Running bits48:40 - podcast studio austin is th ebest51:18 - Phil disrespected Justin's yard55:48 - Guns for kids were lit1:01:10 - Toby Keith pilgrimage1:05:42 - Our Christmas wishes1:11:24 - Markus used to DRINK______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠  @phillipgarciacomedy  ​ @JustinEssenmacher  ​⁠​⁠  @markusolind9761  ​⁠​ @rageqzbass  #podcast #comedymemes

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1 week ago
1 hour 18 minutes 33 seconds

Works Every Time
New York Comic Explains Why Austin Sucks (feat. Ike Rafferty)

FOLLOW IKE:https://www.instagram.com/ikerafferty/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:10 - Issa noif2:22 - making the world a wetter place2:59 - New York Ike pays his respects7:02 - The different cultures of New York8:42 - The City has a high blood pressure9:46 - How to sneak onto the subway (like a real New Yorker)13:36 - How to sniff out a tourist14:47 - What Austin comics are failing at in New York16:10 - New Yorkers eat at more than just bodegas17:30 - Crunched up pigeons18:31 - Did Ike vote for Zohran??20:37 - Ike and Mamdani are in a zoomba class together21:58 - How much more expensive is New York?24:15 - Ike needs a flood plan25:21 - Why New York doesn't sleep26:54 - Has Ike seen a Knicks game yet?30:42 - For the visual only listeners32:13 - Stealing is encouraged in New York34:35 - Why New York is the best35:21 - The big apple doesn't far fall from the tree39:11 - if you conceived a child to the WET Podcast you may be entitled to compensation40:12 - They typical day in the life of a New Yorker43:40 - What you know about Dimassi's??44:39 - New Yorker explains jelqing48:13 - Comment below if you think Justin knows what halal is50:30 - There's sh*t in Austin's bits57:11 - The rats are evolving59:10 - Best way to eat New York Pizza1:00:25 - Zohran til I bust1:03:31 - Another one for the visual only listeners1:06:05 - The second drawback of New York1:09:14 - How to heal the rift1:10:38 - Ike was in a Nas music video______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​⁠​⁠ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

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2 weeks ago
1 hour 12 minutes 46 seconds

Works Every Time
Responding to Our First Hate Video

Austin Comedians are DONE With Rogansphere Stereotypes and New York Comicshttps://youtu.be/kMtzap0mCCs?si=ARNKinfY0X_FzuA9MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:57 - Is showering with your girlfriend gay?4:13 - Phil the kinda guy to put a sticker on a Mercedes8:52 - Imagine still being on season 1 Trump10:45 - Help make the world a wetter place12:33 - Justin's body is not designed for cuddling15:10 - Comment below if you don't know what the UN is18:34 - Is war real?19:47 - Podcast's first hate video27:22 - Truck Sh*t33:43 - Deer Rumspringa35:53 - Little Israel/Palestine37:54 - What is a party store?39:44 - Phil proved there is a god41:52 - Rewriting the WET Commandments43:01 - The biggest hat in the world45:39 - A Quintin Tarentine Christmas47:23 - Airing out the groupchat49:41 - Phil faced 3 pizzas52:43 - Gummy Bears are Turkish?!55:17 - Big surprise, American's don't want factory jobs56:32 - The Average working American doesn't care about their job1:00:06 - Phil crashed a high school graduation delivering papa johns1:07:17 - Rich people are doing psychedelics wrong______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​⁠​⁠ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

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3 weeks ago
1 hour 11 minutes 1 second

Works Every Time
We Ruined Thanksgiving

So the audio to episode 100 got damaged and I thought I had already deleted the backup but thankfully I was wrong! So here it is (out of order). Thank you to everyone who has made it possible for us to get to this point, we are eternally grateful to all our supporters! Like, comment, follow, here's to 100 more🍻-jj



MERCH

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TEJAS TONIC

Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!

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SUNSET TICKETS

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!

https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6



THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)


______________________________________

0:00 - This week on WET…

1:05 - Poppin bottles for 100 episodes!!!!

3:39 - Monetization has changed us

6:15 - Release the Ratstein files

8:24 - Insulting then apologizing to Drew Barrymore

12:08 - Would you let your boy shave your balls?

15:27 - Every 7 seconds

17:38 - Confronting people who don't tip

20:23 - Justin is the best at getting hired

24:07 - You thought this segment was extinct

30:37 - invest in our dinosaur themed strip club

33:28 - Markus suggests the craziest Christmas present idea

39:31 - Men are picking up the slack for feminism

42:56 - Pause.

44:46 - Justin got kicked out of the heckle mic (again)

48:17 - The money is already tearing us apart

53:48 - How Markus ruined a Thanksgiving

57:54 - How Justin ruined a Thanksgiving

1:02:14 - How Phillip ruined a Thanksgiving

1:06:18 - How WET got it's name

1:10:51 - The world needs more hugs

1:16:01 - Trump announces 50yr mortgages

1:20:41 - Robot litter boxes are taking our jobs

1:23:10 - Thanks to everyone who helped us get to 100!

______________________________________


Follow the show:

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https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/

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Justin:

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https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin

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Markus:

https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/


Phillip:

https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy


Production:

Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass


​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​⁠​⁠ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​⁠ @rageqzbass

#podcast #comedy

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4 weeks ago
1 hour 26 minutes 49 seconds

Works Every Time
They're Trying to Silence Us

Episode 100 got lost and we can't rerecord it for a couple weeks. For now enjoy episode 101!



MERCH

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TEJAS TONIC

Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!

https://www.tejastonic.com/


SUNSET TICKETS

https://sunsetstripatx.com/


RECORD WHERE WE DO

Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!

https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6



THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET…

0:45 - Finding the groove

4:12 - Justin's laugh got him kicked out of the OF comedy special taping

7:42 - All roads lead to 9/11

10:42 - The actual villain in Harry Potter

12:11 - Italian Harry Potter

14:33 - Jesus was the first 9/11

16:25 - How kidnapping became a crime

19:46 - Are the files ever coming out?

22:17 - They're trying to silence us

25:33 - Tucker Carlson is actually doing journalism now?

30:51 - New Sydney Sweeney movie has worst opening of all time

32:59 - Stranger Things and MK Ultra

41:30 - Run America like a bowing alley

43:23 - South (and North) Korea would love us

47:33 - Trump is driving up the price of Diet Coke

49:20 - The US dollar is down bad

53:34 - The WET Rascals

_________________________

Follow the show:

https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027

https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/

https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast


Justin:

https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/

https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin

https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher


Markus:

https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/


Phillip:

https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy


Production:

Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass



#podcast #comedy


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1 month ago
1 hour 1 minute 1 second

Works Every Time
The McRibstein Files

MERCH

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TEJAS TONIC

Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!

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SUNSET TICKETS

https://sunsetstripatx.com/


RECORD WHERE WE DO

Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!

https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6



THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET…

0:33 - Make the world a wetter place

1:44 - 3 dudes, 3 cameras, one podcast

3:13 - 2 haircuts in 2 days

9:33 - It's 2003 again

12:23 - Phil Garcia: Pizza Terrorist

15:02 - Schrodinger's leftovers

20:09 - We ship Trump n Bubba

25:36 - America's classic distraction is back

29:18 - Ain't nobody got time fo that

33:12 - Substances are the best

36:39 - "Did you lock the door?"

41:05 - The cat or the president?

44:26 - 80s content was peak

47:30 - Curb will always hold up

50:52 - Bring back physical media

55:19 - Markus took a Viagra at 13

58:06 - Weekly Entourage Corner

1:04:04 - Christmas Merch COMING SOON

_________________________

Follow the show:

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https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/

https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast


Justin:

https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/

https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin

https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher


Markus:

https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/


Phillip:

https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy


Production:

Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass



#podcast #comedy

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1 month ago
1 hour 5 minutes 7 seconds

Works Every Time
The Newest Kill Tony Regular (feat. Dedrick Flynn)

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TEJAS TONIC

Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

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FOLLOW DEDRICK:https://www.instagram.com/deddyfatstacks/




THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

1:06 - Make the world a wetter place

2:45 - Deddy is a kill tony regular

5:19 - Sodapop almost missed his chance

9:59 - What you know about Kill tony

14:30 - Comedy funk

19:44 - Comedy needs to get back to joke writing not clip farming

23:15 - It was inevitable

27:24 - Sodapop got pre-boo-ed

30:13 - SUNSET!

31:39 - Call the coroner

34:42 - Instagramification

36:08 - $250 for a golf lesson just to learn you're bad at golf

38:32 - getting your car towed should be illegal

41:48 - How to beat the tow company

45:00 - fast and the furious sideboob was very influential to Justin

49:12 - Justin got arrested while his uncle watched from white castle

55:49 - Blue Lone Star, different Phil

58:21 - Threaten your kids

1:04:56 - Justin don't need to count past 300

1:07:02 - Bad socks

1:08:40 - Allergic to cats for pu*sy

1:11:37 - We moved here for fraud

1:15:46 - Deddy's favorite substance to perform on

1:19:01 - Lost in the Mothership

1:21:10 - The Long Continent

1:27:10 - Banan-y

1:30:33 - Southern accents

1:33:56 - Driving each other to drink

_________________________

Follow the show:

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https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast


Justin:

https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/

https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin

https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher


Markus:

https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/


Phillip:

https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy


Production:

Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass



#podcast #comedy

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1 month ago
1 hour 41 minutes 11 seconds

Works Every Time
The Hangover: The Podcast (feat. Shawn Gardini)

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TEJAS TONIC

Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!

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SUNSET TICKETS

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

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FOLLOW SHAWN

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:54 - Making the world a wetter place

2:16 - We warmed the house too hard last night

3:50 - Shawn is a "drunk wrestling in the yard at the party" kinda guy

6:29 - Gifts of Lazer's past

9:21 - Forgot about the whisky

10:20 - Heart burn vs heart attack

12:06 - Dipping through the pain

13:16 - Don't shotgun 10 beers

14:51 - Imagine a pool of gravy

16:26 - Travel vlogers sh*tting on India

18:56 - The Netflix movie about a nuke getting launched

20:56 - Hasbulla was in Poltergeist??

22:23 - Shout out to big willie

23:33 - Getting scammed out of Pokémon cards as a kid

25:20 - Don't go see Shelby Oaks

27:47 - ESPN is off YouTube tv

31:16 - Subwiffers are sick

32:54 - Half the podcast is dying

36:05 - All Shawn's neighbors are white

42:15 - the campers are disappearing

44:31 - Mid-taly

48:34 - Trump is pooping his pants in foreign countries

57:09 - Shout out the sports jersey Halloween costume

59:21 - Shawn's many nicknames

1:00:42 - Commando in high school wrestling

1:02:55 - Shawn's rectal abscess

1:07:58 - from butt problems to nut problems

1:11:43 - Dentists are scammers

1:19:33 - Are gingers black?

_________________________

Follow the show:

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https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast


Justin:

https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/

https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin

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Markus:

https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/


Phillip:

https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy


Production:

Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass



#podcast #comedy

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1 month ago
1 hour 20 minutes 10 seconds

Works Every Time
How Texas Chainsaw Massacre Represents American Culture

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TEJAS TONIC

Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!

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SUNSET TICKETS

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RECORD WHERE WE DOhttps://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6



THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:44 - Get drippin

2:48 - What are we gonna be for Halloween?

8:14 - Austin podcasters discuss beef tallow

9:13 - Ed Gein and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

11:54 - Ed Gein's IQ

14:51 - Why Ed Gein loved skin so much

18:31 - Ed Gein's star sign

19:34 - How Ed Gein inspired Texas Chainsaw Massacre

21:34 - What the TCM movies say about culture at the time

26:20 - Leatherface is a 90s icon

28:54 - Post 9/11 horror movies were wild

31:46 - How Bin Laden culturally effected horror movies

33:20 - DEI Leatherface

37:52 - How Ed Gein got so messed up

40:52 - Ed Gein's first (human) kill

43:41 - Leave every grave site better than you found it

45:48 - Was Ed Gein's mom hot?

47:43 - How Ed Gein got caught

54:47 - A town committed insurance fraud together

57:24 - Ed Gein echos through time

1:00:02 - Justin loves chainsaws

1:04:37 - Markus doing the bare minimum

1:07:27 - Malice in the Palace

1:09:55 - Phil's gang affiliation

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2 months ago
1 hour 18 minutes 48 seconds

Works Every Time
Drill Baby, Drill, Zyn Baby, Zyn

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

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4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:44 - Help make the world a wetter place

2:18 - Something spooky happened to Phil at the club

7:03 - Ghosts LOVE curtains

13:59 - Sports: Scripted or Rigged?

16:22 - Markus' worst sports weekend of all time

19:20 - You know what? Chicken.

21:31 - Get out of my country (club)!

23:11 - 2 Jager Bombs and a Heineken

24:27 - Codeine in Flint Michigan

27:21 - Manscaped and Velo please sponsor us

29:03 - Scary movie logic

32:18 - Markus just watched Terminator

35:44 - Threatening Vinny Chase to be on the pod

38:04 - Markus is so Turtle

39:24 - When Justin went to Hollywood

41:07 - Republican Phil

44:30 - You can legally break the law when the government's shut down

46:06 - ChatJPT

47:44 - Life is hard but also boring

50:08 - Phillatouille

51:11 - McDonalds Monopoly is so back

54:29 - Drill baby, drill, Zyn baby, Zyn

55:42 - Why didn't we get the Riyadh invite?

1:04:36 - Justin bullied a man from the stage

1:10:27 - Markus requested a panic room at the haunted house

1:16:32 - Adrian Grenier please come on the pod

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2 months ago
1 hour 19 minutes 4 seconds

Works Every Time
Are Ghosts Real? (feat. Dedrick Flynn)

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_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:33 - Making the world a wetter place

1:45 - How to open your 5th eye

4:59 - Platypus are aliens, crocodiles are dragons. gators are puppies

9:30 - That dragon in Shrek was sexy and you know it

12:34 - Fired from Chili's for feeding cats

14:25 - Think of animals politically

17:28 - Mermaids and Yetis

20:35 - Are ghosts real

24:45 - If they're tipping you can serve a minor

28:49 - Going cold turkey on black people

31:05 - How white people name their pets

32:07 - Girls that dip

35:51 - Kids these days don't know that hitting is real

38:45 - When you don't know your moms name

43:58 - People who go by their middle names

50:15 - When a black person misses you

52:13 - Don't be depressed, be a man

1:02:13 - Dedrick speaks autism

1:07:38 - Women are like cats

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2 months ago
1 hour 13 minutes 7 seconds

Works Every Time
Funniest Person in Austin Defends the Comedy Scene (feat. JJ Curry)

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4) Be funny

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_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:38 - JJ Curry's second interview of the day

1:37 - Pre-Intro

2:37 - JJ Curry: Funniest Person in Austin

4:17 - Making the world a wetter place

6:04 - High Socks, Low Morals

7:42 - Is that where they made Georgia?

11:39 - Keep the enemy guessing

13:25 - JJ was paralyzed for 2 months

19:38 - How JJ won Funniest Person in Austin

23:02 - Chef Curry

24:39 - What'd you buy with your stimulus checks?

26:56 - Luther Vandr0ss didn't kill any Jews

31:44 - Kid Rock banned from performing in California

32:42 - Shakespeare invented fart

35:00 - Armpit hair, yay or nay?

36:28 - Avoid the middle of the grocery store (shout out Noah)

38:39 - We could have changed the result of Sam Houston vs UT

42:07 - Markus hit his happiness quota for the year

43:27 - The Austin Comedy Strikeout Challenge (video coming soon)

56:05 - Shout out Richard Garcia

58:17 - JJ tested high on his assgrab

1:02:36 - Phil's horrible back tattoos

1:03:47 - White people liking their family is sus

1:06:28 - German child learns about WWII

1:10:04 - Defending the Austin comedy scene

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2 months ago
1 hour 19 minutes 8 seconds

Works Every Time
WET Live from the Sunset Strip Comedy Club (feat. Dedrick Flynn)

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4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:33 - Getting high at work

1:38 - Midwest road rage

4:19 - We all pay for sex somehow

6:07 - Movies in different accents

7:36 - Mexican Spy Kids

9:18 - Asking people what their kinks are

11:21 - Justin's got hives

14:13 - Goodwill for doctors

17:06 - Huntsville TX is the gayest town in America

18:19 - The most bs college degree

20:19 - Justin's bowling career

22:11 - How to get money fast

24:32 - Dedrick bullies Justin for his shoes

28:07 - Dedrick shoulda never told Markus about black twitter

29:35 - Black people's favorite whites

32:23 - Dedrick was an entrepreneurial child

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3 months ago
37 minutes 41 seconds

Works Every Time
Racoons Are Aliens (feat. Dedrick Flynn)

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4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

1:35 - Ads

4:38 - Dedrick really wanted to be here

5:38 - Smelling like work

7:22 - Club Applebee's is a real thing

9:15 - Cutting lawns in Georgia for AF1's

12:16 - Snow is dangerous

15:00 - Texas doesn't understand how snow works

17:51 - Angry at work

19:57 - It's rough for Michigan teams right now

23:45 - Where there's money, there is hockey

27:20 - Non-slip Spanish

29:28 - Shout out the Honda Odyssey

34:11 - How to get out of tickets in the South

39:58 - Never blow

45:23 - Dedrick pulled himself over

51:52 - "You buy a Ford if you wanna cuss a lot"

58:41 - Racoons are aliens

1:01:22 - There's a dragon frozen in the Arctic

1:10:29 - Everyone who sucks are lizards

1:15:34 - Kia is the 2 for 25 of cars

1:23:43 - Shower bloopers

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3 months ago
1 hour 26 minutes 11 seconds

Works Every Time
Every Movie But It's In Boston

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2c) Don't say c*nt

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_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:42 - Markus' viral xtweet

2:57 - ads

6:18 - john reep is a pdf file

9:16 - The thing about hairdressers

9:59 - Come meet us 9/20

12:10 - Closing your eyes while driving

13:45 - Final Destination 6: The Last Destination

16:20 - Justin wants to do episode 100 naked

16:58 - Trailers are better than the movie

20:54 - British people talk funny innit

23:41 - I like my butt on the back

26:23 - Promo code 9/11 for $2 off

28:51 - Every movie but it's in Boston

36:35 - Our votes are for sale

38:32 - More movies in Boston

41:39 - Laughing at accents

43:47 - Why poop is the perfect joke

47:07 - Piss mic theories

48:43 - Definitly going somewhere with this

52:15 - The elephant in the room

54:43 - Markus has a coupon

56:36 - If we got Human Centipeded

1:02:12 - Being sober sucks, just be an alcoholic

1:04:56 - What's cheese to a lion?

1:05:38 - Where's the coupon to Markus!?!

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3 months ago
1 hour 16 minutes 24 seconds

Works Every Time
Fighting Dinosaurs in Vietnam With Ari Gold

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_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:58 - The top

5:32 - God I hope we're still friends

9:03 - Going Thru It w/ Justin Essenmacher

13:25 - Being mean to your daughter's boyfriend

15:47 - Third marriage is the charm

19:13 - Trickle down economics at the comedy club

21:06 - Primitive War is a good movie

25:29 - Jerry Jones is the problem

28:50 - Sports merch is horrible now

33:46 - Sports suck, start gambling

35:12 - Those who can't do

37:13 - The WET Boys join ICE

38:09 - Sprechen sie podcast?

40:16 - If you see Markus, give him a hug

45:11 - We got issues

47:06 - Phil's mom calls in

48:02 - Speaking German is easy

52:29 - Justin got roasted by a stranger at work

56:44 - We need adult scholarships

1:00:05 - We'd be great substitute teachers

1:01:54 - Learn to Serve at a Comedy Club

1:05:08 - Jesus was a stoner

1:09:32 - The Amish cheat now

1:14:49 - Phil fixes Justin's hives

1:16:24 - Markus' phat pork butt

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4 months ago
1 hour 25 minutes 6 seconds

Works Every Time
Peer Pressured Into Being Gay (feat. Colton Jones)

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_________________________

0:00 - This week on WET...

0:46 - I Liked My Lunch Today

3:40 - I Cracked This Open

7:07 - Justin's a Liar

9:02 - Char-zard, Squirt-le

9:44 - Folding

10:44 - Colton is the edgiest woke comic in Austin

12:21 - Colton went to a women's college

15:08 - B*tches be witches these days

17:36 - Not All Women

19:47 - Colton was peer pressured into being gay (and it killed his pet rabbit)

25:25 - Better About Me

27:00 - I Kissed a Dude (and Didnt Really Like It)

28:39 - Doing comedy at BWW and Hooters

32:30 - Cheapest shout out in the game

36:12 - Black people are racist

40:25 - I'm Bringin Woke Back

45:09 - Don't disrespect the haka

47:28 - Pissing on your balls is a right of passage

50:52 - Does your mom have big boobs?

51:40 - 21st birthday stories

54:41 - Black out stories

57:01 - Nostalgia weed

1:00:57 - Biggest loser documentary is crazy

1:05:22 - America is a circus

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4 months ago
1 hour 16 minutes 2 seconds

Works Every Time
The Austin Podcaster Experience (feat. Joey Smith)

This is episode 87 of the WET Podcast.


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_________________________

0:00 - NEW MERCH OUT NOW

2:05 - Austin podcasters do ice bath and sauna

11:09 - Joey is a prolific scammer

14:08 - How to scam T-Mobile

18:14 - Justin doesn't get defensive

22:20 - Stop ordering things that need things added

26:45 - Drawing legendary penises in Shertz Texas

29:53 - Getting ISS as a kid

32:15 - We're all sovereign citizens at heart

33:37 - Are Waymos better than human drivers?

37:01 - Go birds

41:11 - Our mustaches are fake?!

44:50 - Homeless lady infiltrated the comedy club

49:13 - 2000 subs and we'll try tranq on the pod!

53:24 - Trump and Putin 1v1 rust

56:24 - Joey's demands trump pardon YNW Melly

58:59 - How to get out of jury duty

1:01:57 - Jordan Peele tried to buy the script for weapons

1:04:13 - Childhood vandalism and crazy school bus drivers

1:08:50 - Ubering your kids to school

1:12:53 - Super Bowl predictions

1:27:06 - Secret message for Markus

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4 months ago
1 hour 28 minutes 7 seconds

Works Every Time
Hecklers Storm the Stage and Yell Slurs

This is episode 86 of the WET Podcast.



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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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0:00 - ChatGPT wrote this intro

1:41 - Phil quit golf

7:12 - Car talk

13:29 - Justin teaches us yoga

20:43 - Markus is going thru it (it is tissues)

25:59 - Alycast: What is wet?

28:37 - Hecklers hijacked our live show

34:29 - Red Lobster ruined Justin's life

36:54 - Canadians aren't nice when they get drunk

39:59 - We shouldn't have graduated college

44:27 - ChatGPT will be doctors, lawyers, and p*rnstars

49:16 - Heckler storms the stage

58:46 - Colt's yo-yo encore

1:00:52 - "Lesbians aren't real" - Colton Jones

1:05:15 - Finding lesbian love at Apple Bees

1:10:49 - Irish Goodbye vs German Goodbye

1:16:04 - Thanks to everyone who came to the show!

1:17:05 - How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Markus butthole

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4 months ago
1 hour 23 minutes 12 seconds

Works Every Time
The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)