In the thrilling conclusion of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia face off against Major Lazer, a Jamaican cyborg killing machine that is, strangely enough, not musical in any way. At the table, Brent adds a dimension of sexy realism to the Cyberpunk genre by pondering the electrical and plumbing layouts of an office building in 2044. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Ronny Faxmachine: Geoffrey Golden Father Paramnesia: Brent Butler Story Editor: Julian Mundy Sound Design: Adam Baker FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @ItsPatrickBaker @Geoffrey Golden @BrentLButler Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games. MOVIE TRIVIA: In the script, the name of the company is spelled "Texus Instraments," making them invulnerable to lawsuits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In part two of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia continue to work their way up the Texas Instruments tower, fighting back against the big calculator lobby with biblical holograms and plain old violence. At the table, Geoffrey and Brent finally figure out that they can search the bodies of enemies for clues. Patrick learns that his Jamaican accent is so bad, they should hire an actor to play an NPC Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Ronny Faxmachine: Geoffrey Golden Father Paramnesia: Brent Butler Story Editor: Julian Mundy Sound Design: Adam Baker FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @ItsPatrickBaker @Geoffrey Golden @BrentLButler Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games. MOVIE TRIVIA: The holographic Bible violence in the film was cited as the primary inspiration for Pureflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In 2044, the megacorporation of Texas Instruments and its CEO, TJ MacCune, lords over all of CyberDallas. Ronnie Fax-Machine, a veteran of Texas Instruments’ human fax program, is on a quest to make the company resume tech support for human faxes. Paramnesia, a holo-priest, believes that Texas Instruments has killed God. Together, they team up to break into the Texas Instruments tower. At the table, Patrick fights (and loses) a battle with a cardboard box flap. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Ronny Faxmachine: Geoffrey Golden Paramnesia: Brent Butler Story Editor: Julian Mundy Sound Design: Adam Baker FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @ItsPatrickBaker @Geoffrey Golden @BrentLButler Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games. MOVIE TRIVIA: The film was adapted from a newspaper article about a man who ate faxes at a local fair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the conclusion of Sex 84, Sam Droid has been apprehended and brought to the former lab of Tommy Funkhauser and Dr. Blazen. Tommy Funkhauser plans to use these sex robots as part of the secret government project, Readiness Exercise 1984. Dr. Blazen just wants hijinks, which totally ensue when Sam Droid escapes, giant marijuana plants attack, and other robots consider the philosophy of Objectivism. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Sam Droid: Geoffrey Golden Dr. Blazen: Brent Butler Story Editor: Julian Mundy Sound Design: Adam Baker FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @ItsPatrickBaker @Geoffrey Golden @BrentLButler Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games. MOVIE TRIVIA: Ayn Rand is bad! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In Sex 84, Dr. Blazen, a genius scientist who loves smoking weed heads back to his former lab with his former boss, Tommy “Fun Times” Funkhauser, a man who loves wearing Hawaiian shirts. Meanwhile Sam Droid, a former sex robot, is searching for his lost sister, Anna. Did you ever wish Stephen Spielberg’s A.I. was more 420-friendly? Or that Red Shoe Diaries involved computer languages? Then you’ll love this! Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Sam Droid: Geoffrey Golden Dr. Blazen: Brent Butler Story Editor: Julian Mundy Sound Design: Adam Baker FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @ItsPatrickBaker @Geoffrey Golden @BrentLButler Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games. MOVIE TRIVIA: The film was bankrolled by Cinemax based on the title, and they were extremely disappointed with the results. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the thrilling conclusion of Water So Blue It’s Black, Tony, Slaps, and Gilda enter the mysterious, underwater alien cathedral that was guarded by krill ghosts. The wonders and dangers inside bring new meaning to the phrase “publish or perish” for these state university employees. At the table, Brent annoys Patrick with his wish list of underwater hardware and tools. Next time, go to the Home Depot before you hit the ocean floor, Brent. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Tony Danzers: Geoffrey Golden Slaps the Sorority Dolphin: Brent Butler Story Editor: Julian Mundy Sound Design: Adam Baker FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @ItsPatrickBaker @Geoffrey Golden @BrentLButler Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games. MOVIE TRIVIA: Almost all copies of this film were destroyed by Tony Danza's "friends" in the "sanitation business." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In part two of Water So Blue It’s Black, Tony and Slaps try to steal a submarine to go find the missing crew that’s been lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. But first they have to get through FUFLBOT 9000, the robot who protects Sea Station 86. Bad news: He’s categorized them as hostile and is preparing to use “the hard stuff” on them. Good news: He’s very friendly about it! Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Tony Danzers: Geoffrey Golden Slaps the Sorority Dolphin: Brent Butler Story Editor: Julian Mundy Sound Design: Adam Baker FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @ItsPatrickBaker @Geoffrey Golden @BrentLButler Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games. MOVIE TRIVIA: The pirate ghosts were based on real ghosts who still haunt the director to this day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In Water So Blue It’s Black, it’s 2054, and a crew of marine biologists has gone missing from Sea Station 86, which sits deep below the Bermuda Triangle. Former boxer and sea-station manager Tony Danzers must team up with his intern, a prissy, entitled talking dolphin named Slaps, to find the missing crew. At the table, Patrick explains to Geoffrey that some people won’t rewire their moral compasses just because they’ve been offered baked ziti. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Tony Danzers: Geoffrey Golden Slaps the Sorority Dolphin: Brent Butler Story Editor: Julian Mundy Sound Design: Adam Baker FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @ItsPatrickBaker @Geoffrey Golden @BrentLButler Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games. MOVIE TRIVIA: Slaps was portrayed by puppeteer Johannes Rube, who nearly drowned to death in the leaky rubber dolphin puppet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the conclusion of Space Squad, our final episode of the season. And okay, it turns out our heroes had it all wrong. Whoops. The furry monsters were the good guys, and Rex and Boba were flying around with the bad guys. Well, sh*t. At the table, Patrick leaves Brent no choice but to straight-up eat one of the main characters. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Rex Lazerbeam: Geoffrey Golden Boba T: Brent Butler Story Editor: Adam Baker Sound Design: Adam Baker MOVIE TRIVIA: If you play them at the exact same time, Space Squad syncs perfectly with Phil Collins' third album No Jacket Required. FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @ItsPatrickBaker @Geoffrey Golden @BrentLButler Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In Space Squad, a ship slowly floats onscreen. Somewhere below, a planet of small, hair-covered monsters waits in ambush. Our brave, spacefaring misfits are the only thing standing between them and the much-vaunted Bridge of Understanding. In this movie, which is in no way capitalizing on the success of other space movies, battles will rage, blood will flow, and fur will fly. At the table, Brent discovers there's independent journalism in space. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Rex Lazerbeam: Geoffrey Golden Boba T: Brent Butler Story Editor: Adam Baker Sound Design: Adam Baker MOVIE TRIVIA: The cocaine snorted on-screen is real. In fact, the budget for Space Squad was raised by selling cocaine to Hollywood actors. FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @ItsPatrickBaker @Geoffrey Golden @BrentLButler Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the conclusion of Devil's Tramping Ground. In a fight for their very souls, high school science teacher Mr. Linnaeus, and high school bully Duncan Punchnugget, face off against a being who claims to be Satan. But can a man of science accept such a statement on blind faith? Will our bully accept that somewhere there is a bully even more bully than he is? At the table, the players create a scene that legitimately freaks themselves out. Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Duncan Punchnugget: Geoffrey Golden Mr. Linnaeus: Brent Butler Story Editor: Adam Baker Sound Design: Adam Baker MOVIE TRIVIA: The film was shot on-location at the real Devil's Tramping Ground... and no one has heard from the director since. FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @ItsPatrickBaker @Geoffrey Golden @BrentLButler Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices