I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The script is your map of the world, isn’t it? And if someone knows that if it’s well written, you get all of the beats, it will tell you everything you need to know. - Gary Oldman

In most good stories, it is the character’s personality that creates the action of the story. If you start with real personality, a real character, then something is bound to happen. - Flannery O’Conner

Part of being successful is about asking questions and listening to the answers - Anne Burrell

Rule One is: Whatever you’re telling people, tell them it’s Rule One. Don’t ever say Rule Two. Never works. Or Rule Three. You just get looks. And don’t talk to me about Rule Four. If you say, for example, ”Quick, duck before that Robot Samurai Decapitator Unit can decapitate you - it’s Rule Four!” chances are, people will just blink at you and ask, ”Well, what are Rules One, Two and Three, then?” And you say, ”Never mind, you’re about to be decapitated! Rule Four: duck!” And they say, ”Yeah, I understand, but I’m just wondering, given how important Rule Four sounds, what on Earth could be in Rules One, Two and - oh! Why am I suddenly on the floor, upside down? And why is that headless body about to fall on me?” So everything’s Rule One. That’s Rule One. Because saving lives is more important than a strict numbering policy for rules. That’s also Rule One. - The Doctor

You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it’s this boy? - The Phantom Menace

You don’t really understand an antagonist until you understand why he’s the protagonist in his own version of the world. - John Rogers

Chandler: Okay, on three. One... Two... Joey: Why don’t we just go on two? Chandler: Why two? Joey: Because it’s faster. Chandler: Yeah, I coulda counted to three like four times without all this ”two” talk. - Friends

To the glistening eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy the Valiant. To the great western wood, King Edmund the Just. To the radiant southern sun, Queen Susan the Gentle. And to the clear northern sky, I give you King Peter the Magnificent. - C.S. Lewis

Fox Force Five. Fox as in we’re a bunch of foxy chicks. Force as in we’re a force to be reckoned with. Five as in there’s one-two-three-four-five of us. - Pulp Fiction

Jean Valjean: I stole a loaf of bread. My sister’s child was close to death, and we were starving... Javert: And you will starve again unless you learn the meaning of the law! Jean Valjean: I’ve learnt the meaning of those nineteen years; a slave of the law. Javert: Five years for what you did. The rest because you tried to run, yes 24601... Jean Valjean: My name is Jean Valjean! Javert: And I’m Javert! Do not forget my name. Do not forget me, 24601. Les Miserables

I believe it’s some sort of riddle. ”Why is six afraid of seven?” Now, I assume it’s because seven is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating. - Supernatural

It all began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. - Lord of the Rings

AUDREY II: Feed me SEYMOUR: I beg your pardon? AUDREY II: Feed me SEYMOUR: Tuey, Tuey You talked You opened your... trap, your thing, and you said- AUDREY II: Feed me, Krelborn, feed me now SEYMOUR: I’ll run down to the market and pick up some nice chopped sirloin AUDREY II: Must be blood SEYMOUR: Tuey, that’s disgusting AUDREY II:Must be fresh - Little Shop of Horrors

“Oh, no way,” Leo said. ”We’ve been sitting in a cave and you get the luxury tent? Somebody give me hypothermia. I want hot chocolate and a parka!” - Rick Riordan

To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths! - Edgar Allan Poe

Trauma, when left untreated, has the capacity to make a villain out of you. - Nikita Gill

Ah, there’s nothin’ like a little... stranglin’ to get the blood flowin’, am I right? - The Umbrella Academy

A handgun at two hundred feet is the same thing as crossing your fingers and making a wish. - Lee Child

Move swift as the Wind and closely-formed as the Wood. Attack like the Fire and be still as the Mountain. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War