On this episode, we’re taking a deep dive into the movies and TV shows that shaped our personalities… and awakened things we only understand now as adults.From banned childhood shows to content our parents did not screen properly, we’re unpacking the characters that altered our brain chemistry and created the menaces we are today.Just like how our ‘Hear Me Outs’ make our knees weak. Hearing them will definitely have you sitting down for this. Our inner child's have some explaining to do.Some childhood shows were questionable… your WhatsApp chats don’t have to be. Block & report the weirdos.
CHAPTERS01:00 - Quintessential childhood shows05:00 - Big brother is recruiting Totally Spies07:35 - Watching CSI as a baby08:15 - Kuantan programming 08:45 - The Martin Mystery x Totally Spies crossover 09:45 - Having 0 watch-time restrictions11:45 - There’s a PUPPET WINNIE THE POOH?12:30 - Getting cultured in America kaww14:30 - Touching grass and Pokemon15:00 - Steves notebook has a chokehold on us16:05 - The pipeline from Twihearts to Kpop17:30 - Starting a Jo Bros hate page18:40 - High School Musical traditions 19:30 - Ellen Degeneres to conspiracies 20:50 - Gold Disc vs. Purple Disc22:50 - Naruto, Bleach, Power Rangers23:00 - Choosing your Power Rangers colour24:10 - What’s happening in Power Rangers world25:20 - Back to the Future vs. Minute Men27:00 - Star Wars is 2 star crossed brothers?28:30 - Harry Potters stir the hormonal ages 29:30 - The Harry Potter, Pokemon, Winx Club ban31:10 - The Philosopher’s Stone and church elders33:20 - Anti media revenge binge spree35:40 - Childlocking Astro channels38:30 - The pipeline into Kpop spending39:40 - Harry Potter wand slander41:00 - Being attracted to Disney characters42:50 - JUDGEMENT FREE “HEAR ME OUTS”43:10 - The b3heading of Carlisle44:18 - HEAR ME OUT: Jerry from Totally Spies47:00 - Chinese boys love red hair 47:50 - HEAR ME OUT: Hades from Hercules 48:20 - EVERYONE has the hots for Itachi49:50 - Gabriela THE PERFECT GIRL50:00 - The ‘cloths’ in Atlantis 53:00 - Lola Bunny vs Goofy Movie Roxanne54:00 - Simba AND Mufasa at the same time54:50 - Robin Hood paved the way for Zootopia 55:15 - HEAR ME OUT: Quasimodo55:50 - Give me 10 shots and I’m in 56:20 - The High School Musical Situationship 58:00 - Megara & Shego are the same people58:45 - Emperor’s New Groove 01:00:00 - HEAR ME OUT: WILLIAM DAFOE 01:00:20 - Is Tobey Maguire too sad to be hot?01:01:20 - HEAR ME OUT: Strip ‘The King’ Weathers01:03:20 - HEAR ME OUT: Gantu 01:06:20 - HEAR ME OUT: XLR801:09:00 - Was this a show or a fever dream01:12:50 - Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills
Imagine packing up your entire life, moving to Japan, and realising… you don’t actually speak Japanese. That’s Arnold’s new origin story.From radio DJ to full-time househusband, we’re unpacking his life abroad; the English-teacher shame, Pokémon adventures, living on hard mode, and what it really feels like to start over in a brand-new country.Joined by his partner-in-crime from The Fashion Weak, Lucas, this is the reunion episode you’ll have to sit down for.And hey, life overseas already comes with enough confusion and miscommunication, at least keep your existing chats safe on WhatsApp with 2-step verification. The only thing you should be lost in is translation!Follow Arnold on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/arnoldloh/Follow Lucas on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/notlucahs/
CHAPTERS00:45 - Reviving the dead: Arnold and Lucas 02:50 - Malaysian Househusband in Japan 12:00 - Infinity mode tai tai life15:45 - Doing homework at 40 years old. 19:00 - Ragebaiting in the garbage bin 26:00 - Why is everyone an English teacher?31:00 - Is it too late to start again?37:46 - Boomers still love Labubus 42:00 - Sneakers don’t hit the same anymore 50:00 - Loving them Gundam robot legs52:30 - GET CULTURED BEFORE JAPAN 54:40 - Shouting at your ex boss
Health scares. We all think they won’t happen to us… until they do.
This week, we’re opening up about the most unhinged (and terrifying) things we’ve gone through with our health. From losing organs overseas to ignoring symptoms until it was almost too late.
In partnership with @fwd.malaysia, we’re talking about how it really feels to deal with sudden health scares, critical illness, and the price you pay - physically and financially - when you keep saying “I’ll deal with it later.”
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This episode might make you call your doctor… and your insurance agent. You might wanna sit down for this.
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CHAPTERS01:16 - New Familiar Faces 01:10 - The sickest lineup thus far02:20 - Do sick people like being pitied?!04:50 - Worst things we’ve done to fake sick 07:40 - Microdosing food poisoning 09:20 - THE MAN FLU. 10:24 - Is your doctor fear irrational?10:50 - “You have psoriasis because you’re depressed”12:50 - Self medicating till you’re choking 15:00 - I can fix myself vs SEE A DOCTOR15:30 - How Caleb lost a gallbladder in Korea 18:40 - Heartburn located under the ribs 21:00 - Getting your organs trafficked 23:10 - “You wait another day you would’ve gone blind”30:15 - Having the insurance against cats31:00 - Getting diagnosed with MS (Multiple Sclerosis)33:00 - Washing machine your plasmas 34:00 - “I’ve only seen this in literature” 35:00 - Getting discharged straight into the ICU38:15 - Symptoms so you don’t brush things off40:00 - Waiting 3 months for treatment43:50 - If it lasts 36 hours, GO SEE DOCTOR. 46:11 - The Price of Waiting One Week (RM28K)47:00 - Spending a few RM100K on hospitalisation 48:30 - When you get baby insurance too late50:20 - Is insurance a scam?52:30 - Treating cancer without insurance 56:20 - Pseudosymptoms 58:00 - Self diagnosing Stage 1 Arthritis 01:00:00 - Can we sue???01:00:50 - Don’t choose work over your health!!!01:02:38 - Crisis level acute high blood pressure
Don’t need to wipe your glasses, your eyes do not deceive you. Yes, that’s THE Afgan on the pod this week.
We’re diving deep into the lore of Indonesia’s smoothest R&B icon: from writing baby-making music and doing vocal warmups in the toilet, to his love for Japan, defining relationships, and whether he’s actually an expert on romance.
Also featuring a first look at Mingyue’s fanboy moment. Put on your kacamata, you might wanna sit down for this one.
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CHAPTERS
01:00 - It’s Afgan!
02:20 - What are yall feeding him?? Nasi Chi-Maeng??
03:20 - Afgan was a Monash guy?!?!
05:00 - Mingyue fanboying out thanks to Sezairi
07:00 - Acting, Singing, or Dancing?
08:00 - Announcing the Japan tour?
14:20 - Do angels from heaven get nervous?
17:00 - Pre-Show Rituals in the toilet
23:30 - The Infamous Pocket Pose
23:20 - Being Retrospektif
26:00 - Keeping imperfections in the album
29:00 - Mandated songwriting potty time
33:10 - Baby making music butter in the toilet
34:00 - The rhythm is always going to get you
41:00 - Being the HTS final boss
42:30 - Indonesian slang vs. 2 chinese boys
47:45 - BAPAK KAU!!!
51:35 - WKWKWKWKWK
52:30 - Explaining Mak Kau Hejau
55:25 - The Malaysia showcase in Zepp
58:00 - Reflecting on Retrospektif
1:05:18 - Kacamata Live!
Is believing in conspiracy theories a sign you’re open-minded… or just a little bit psychotic?
This week, we’re debating whether Malaysian ghosts are actually aliens, if Bigfoot deserves the same respect as Pontianak, and whether the Karak Highway ghost stories were just made up to reduce traffic jams.
So grab your Drumstick Stranger Things Ice Cream as we unpack the world’s most iconic theories. You might wanna get abducted after this.
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CHAPTERS
04:00 - Is there life outside the earth?
06:00 - Why do aliens hate asians
10:00 - Growing up with bestie ghosties
11:20 - Getting Abducted: are we pick-me’s?
15:00 - Birds are government spies.
17:24 - The Bermuda Triangle is Atlantis
19:24 - We have real footage of the Lochness monster
21:00 - The moon landing was faked?
24:50 - Stonehenge was just mass comm aliens
26:47 - The lizards people are our leaders
28:15 - Starting our own conspiracies
31:50 - Our leaders gatekept AI for power??
33:30 - The Illuminati & New World Order
35:00 - Sodas are all the same recipe
36:40 - The Lochness Monster has underground tunnels
41:00 - The Hollow Earth Theory
42:00 - If you believe, are you dumb?
44:45 - They don’t want you to hear this…
47:40 - Our thoughts on Strange Things’s loose ends
49:00 - Fish raining from the sky: WHY?
Coming all the way from AUSTRALIA! Mingyue has finally wrapped up his tour with Jenhan, and we’re here for the full debrief. Tears were shed, voices were raised, and yes… someone did break into a hotel room.
From the gigs to the chaos to the moments that definitely shouldn’t have made it out of the groupchat, this is your all-access pass to what really went down- down under.
Grab your flying sheep, mates. You might wanna sit down for this.
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CHAPTERS
00:16 - Australian Weather Report
00:50 - Hold onto your sheep through the wind
04:00 - We know punk rock.
05:40 - SHOUTOUT HANNAH FROM SINGAPORE
09:00 - The tour is over…
10:57 - 2 boys, 1 hotel room.
15:30 - Do non-planners even deserve to eat?
23:20 - Jenhan’s demure little cheese board
23:42 - Australians love salad RAW.
30:30 - Pre-travel friendship briefing
32:00 - The friend that complains about walking
36:44 - HR-ing the whole group trip
41:20 - Just wanna touch each other sometimes
49:50 - If we travel without this we’ll breakdown
48:44 - Did the groupchat survive the trip?
01:02:00 - JUST BUY YOUR TICKETS EARLY LAH.
01:10:55 - Your Accent Come From Where
This week, we’re chasing that UK dream — and giving our friend Loro a crash course on studying and surviving life abroad before he flies off for his uni exchange.
From culture shocks and homesickness to Malaysian student clubs, finding community, picking up random side quests, and even meeting your favourite YouTubers — we’re unpacking what it really feels like to be a Malaysian student in the UK.
You might wanna sit down for this deep dive into the student life, identity shifts, and everything in between.
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CHAPTERS
01:30 - Loro is ascending to higher heights
04:00 - Hunting British YouTubers like Adele
08:55 - The Land of Christmas
12:10 - The Loughborough Lore
14:00 - Hay fever at the YouTube Academy
16:58 - Lancaster the football player
19:52 - Stealing Loro’s passport
20:40 - Staying sad and touching grass
22:00 - FOMO while stuck in Malaysia
26:17 - Banana in the Chinese Christian Club
27:45 - Yee Sang the Non-Chinese indicator
28:44 - Top 50 Sidequests in the UK
30:40 - CNY reunion dinner with PB&J
33:00 - Seasoning in the UK
34:00 - Dinning with Romanian models
39:18 - Graeme’s Greatest ReGraets
43:00 - Transporting through universes
45:45 - Being forced to look in the mirror
49:07 - Getting adopted by random old couples
50:20 - Fear of meeting new people
51:10 - Loro’s Guide to Surviving UK
52:28 - Housemate nightmares
54:00 - Jamie Oliver’s Special Chicken
55:14 - A Winter’s Day is Night
57:35 - Getting stuffed with Greggs
Some fears are valid. Others? They deserve a full roast.
In this episode, we’re unpacking our most irrational fears — from everyday nonsense to the bizarre. Can we actually justify them, or are we just a bunch of wimps? And what do bald heads and cucumbers have to do with what keeps us up at night?
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CHAPTERS
00:40 - This room got elephants
01:25 - Factory setting FakkahFuzz
03:30 - PSLE PTS PT3 PMR??
05:55 - Wow you’re still alive!
08:15 - Jenhan’s health screening is trump approved
13:00 - The irrational fear is your own fault
16:40 - Maybe I’m scared of ugly people
18:30 - The Annabelle Dollhouse and Ghost Files
19:55 - Would you pay for a haunted sx doll?
21:58 - The fear of uncles and aunties
23:30 - All fears lead to a master fear.
24:10 - Possessions in Langkawi
25:25 - This is a performance for Alzheimer’s
28:00 - The plane is falling from the sky
30:46 - What if my head isn’t round enough
32:30 - Teeth out, stuck in cement, bald and naked.
33:42 - Fear of going to jail for no reason
36:10 - Ranking the team’s irrational fears
37:20 - The sinkhole fear
38:55 - Fear of clowns, mirrors, and being too happy
41:30 - Fear of escalators
42:50 - Fear of pregnant women
45:00 - Actively seeking out gaping holes
46:10 - Frogs that lay eggs off their backs
47:30 - Fear of the ocean’s unknown
48:40 - Food with too much texture
51:00 - FakkahFuzz’s Tour
56:20 - Scared of urinal separation anxiety
Another life update, but make it deranged. Between health scares, multiple weddings, accidental fatherhood, and bank accounts running on fumes, you’re gonna wanna sit down for this. Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast __CHAPTERS00:21 - Where are our patriotic bangers 01:10 - Getting each other stuffed 02:30 - Graeme is living in humble brag 05:15 - Does Jenhan actually hate Graeme?05:55 - Inserting things into eyeballs07:00 - Snuggling open chinese arms 08:50 - SG food redemption tour 11:45 - Getting married to the stage 13:40 - Getting married thrice! 18:50 - Gaining a Daddy20:10 - Does my dog have down-syndrome? 24:20 - 8.8 Bazonka Magnitude Blood Pressure31:45 - WE’RE GOING TO JAPAN (again)! 37:00 - How to drink your bank account43:30 - Crying in the comedy club47:00 - ALLEGEDLY. ALLEGEDLY.48:00 - Allegedly octopi are building cities 51:15 - Allegedly AI is bypassing their creators52:22 - Allegedly pigeons can export jpegs 52:20 - Allegedly Mingyue is touring Australia54:46 - Allegedly badminton kills 57:00 - Not allegedly, we love you.
Here’s an expansion to our lore: the side hustle edition.From photobooths to full-blown “business ventures” in school - with Ms Qiwiie, we’re breaking down the wildest ways we tried to earn extra cash. Who had the most elaborate hustle? And what actually happened to all that money?
As usual, some of us bought very questionable things, so take a seat for this one.
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CHAPTERS
00:22 - Our MOST special guest
01:45 - Behind everyone’s success is TA
02:55 - The Hustling Barometer
06:45 - Ms Qiwii’s Prequel Lore
08:12 - Taiwan boba tip fishing
10:00 - How to make millions off drop shipping
12:40 - Never pour coffee for McD aunties
15:50 - Hustling little children’s pocket money
19:00 - McChicken, Fries, NO SALT.
20:15 - The tricks of collectible trades
21:19 - Nothing shapes a hustle like hotpot
23:00 - Hustling the system like a sport
25:45 - Hustling Minghan’s savings
25:50 - Flipping phones in the UK
27:15 - THE KENDAMA guy
28:45 - Forming the dream hustle
32:00 - Becoming jobless for the hustler life
34:10 - Levelling up in side quests
37:00 - Shaping the main quest
46:20 - Chinese medicine daycare
48:00 - Cooking money in hotpot
48:50 - Feeling hehehaha with airlines
51:20 - Worst splurges
53:44 - Earning NET ZERO on a side gig
55:00 - Mingyue’s RM25K paddleboard
58:50 - Losing 12K USD on GameStop
01:01:00 - Savings we won’t gatekeep
On this episode, Hirzi spends a full hour flaming Jenhan. And somehow, we still managed to talk about mortality.From the joys of gout to the creeping anxiety of caring for aging parents, and trading your quarter-life crisis for a mid-life one, we're diving into what it really feels like to be pushing 40.
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CHAPTERS01:00 - Pushing 40 & breaking joints 01:43 - The start of Hirzi x Jenhan beef03:59 - Giving up as a 37 Year Old 06:40 - Labubus the Millennial coping mechanism 09:00 - Growing up close to WWII 11:25 - Irritating gamer boys 13:35 - Beyonce is actually Labubu16:20 - GenZ’s don’t know how to workforce 20:30 - Nobody knows how to spend adult money 23:00 - Beyonce manifested Hirzi’s life irl25:40 - Sending hate to Lego lovers 27:00 - Buying a wedding and love is love 29:54 - The BearBrick 31:20 - Thing to realise at 3542:50 - Crashing out on IG Live 44:00 - Caretaking anxiety for aging parents48:20 - Internship year in your 30s53:48 - Restaging Like This, Like Dad59:30 - SG’s Pride’s Vegas Residency 01:05:30 - The moral of the story
What happens when the Red Flags guy, the Sip & Spill/Covid Morning guy, the Vitagen guy, and that viral fat song comedian walk onto a podcast set?
We’re unpacking what it really means to go viral — who’s selling out, who’s holding on for dear life, and who’s slowly disappearing into the gaping chasm of irrelevancy. At what point does attention-seeking become something darker? And is it still worth it when the likes stop coming in?This is one episode you definitely wanna be sat for.
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CHAPTERS
00:20 - Like This, Like Dad
02:10 - Fighting for your attention
05:20 - Pretentiously defining social media
09:00 - The woes of being slightly popular
11:00 - The Morning Guy
15:16 - Choose your validation
15:55 - Asking our exes to say “I’m proud”
17:39 - Are you actually relevant or just a trend
19:20 - The gaping chasm of irrelevancy
22:30 - Why everyone wants a podcast
26:00 - Putting numbers to heart
27:40 - Our fanciest tickleadges
31:00 - Being a flower blooming crack addict
35:30 - Making IG pins our personality
38:20 - Dead dad competitions
38:55 - There’s a ghost in the audience
41:00 - Flaring nostrils at smelly personalities
44:00 - Attention seeking vs. Narcissism
46:20 - The intersection between christian influencers
49:00 - The irk of religious influencers
52:40 - Pretending we don’t want attention
55:00 - Motivated by becoming forgotten
57:30 - It’s the climb Graeme hasn’t peaked
1:00:00 - Healthy unrealistic 24/7 spiralling
1:06:40 - Staying upping and still coming
1:09:18 - Find the circle and fill your hole
Whoop whoop — it’s a sibling episode! What was it really like growing up with the MingSibs? We’re breaking it all down (and probably oversharing way too much).
Who got pummelled the most? Why isn’t Ming Li in TheMingThing? And the question everyone’s been dying to ask — are Ming Han and Ming Yue actually related, or just banking off the same name?
It’s chaos, childhood beef, and trauma bonding — you might wanna sit down for this.
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CHAPTERS
01:30- Starting super dark so contrast
02:20 - Meet the SibMings
03:20 - Would we be friends if we weren’t siblings
07:00 - Evicting vibes with pregnancy scares
10:00 - The family groupchat
11:20 - Pommeling smackdowns and farting in faces
16:10 - Getting raised as social experiments
21:00 - Recording the minute we shat
24:30 - Getting whooped in a shopping mall
25:40 - Being left on the side of the road
27:00 - Oldest, Middle, Youngest child syndrome
30:15 - Denouncing culture by 15
33:57 - Surviving a sharp cantonese family
39:00 - A favourite child debate?
43:30 - Being an unambitious overachiever
46:00 - Fun facts about each other
49:00 - Why isn’t Mingli in TheMingThing?
50:55 - Dealing with “famous” brothers
53:43 - Assimilating our sister into guyhood
56:23 - Being an influencer from birth
1:00:30 - Tomorrow is the last day on earth
Impulse buys — love them or regret them, we all have them. And this week, we’re putting our bank statements on the table and exposing our most unhinged purchases of the year so far.From breaking the bank on stationery to selling our kidneys for would-be family heirlooms, and convincing ourselves we’re definitely not just gonna use it once — you might wanna sit down for this very expensive show-and-tell.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable
CHAPTERS
04:45 - Justifying a RM3.89K mall cop scooter
12:50 - The Anywhere 3s
14:20 - Strictly killing expensive Japanese trees
29:50 - What standup comics stand on
22:50 - Buying the Midori of new jeans
27:35 - Japanese denim maker hype
31:00 - God level RM900 stationary hauls
31:30 - We only bring dogshit water to S&S
34:30 - The Parker Pen
36:45 - Graeme’s Influencer starter pack
41:25 - The end game coffee maker
44:50 - Dropping RM13k on a coffee machine
45:25 - Mingyue & Sof’s home cafe
47:00 - End Game Items
48:24 - Strong Independent Corporate Girl Bag
52:00 - Buying a RM25K family heirloom
56:00 - Single-use happiness only buys
1:00:00 - Can’t make this one up it’s bad bad
1:07:50 - Buying a sandwich shop
This week, three married people stage a soft intervention on our proudly single friend — who’s fully ready to skip dating and check herself straight into an old folks home. We’re unpacking whether people actually wait to marry the right person, or just whoever’s conveniently there, and stirring the pot to find out if married folks secretly miss being single. And if someone hot and emotionally stable wanted to wife you up… would you still be anti-marriage?
It’s not a debate. It’s not a roast. It’s a gentle bullying session in the name of love — and if you’ve ever questioned your relationship status (or lack of one), you might wanna sit down for this.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable―CHAPTERS
00:36 - Mingyue’s brown phlegm
01:25 - Sleep waking for a sandwich
03:00 - Meet Hampu!!
04:45 - Single and emotionally unavailable
09:30 - Is finding “The One” the end?
12:20 - END OF THE WORLD MARRIAGES
14:40 - Having no game no rizz no roster
18:18 - Do you miss being single?
20:00 - Single people are try-hards
23:00 - Marriage pacts with our friends
27:40 - Building a roster for each other
28:50 - Do hot and emotionally available men exist
30:30 - Red Flags is the reason we don’t trust love
33:00 - We’re making a green flags show
36:00 - She loves me for my allergy attacks
37:00 - Subjecting your wife as a homemaker
38:30 - Finding orphan boyfriends
39:40 - JUST DO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS
40:50 - Single by choice or no one’s choosing you?
41:40 - Forcing a dating show on the office
44:00 - Being in love vs. short-lived crush
45:50 - Not saying “I love you” back
48:50 - Dating for marriage
53:20 - Really hopings and many dreamings
56:40 - Happy single vs sad with someone
57:50 - PIMPING VIVIAN OUT!!!
This week, we’re calling out everyone still holding on to their highschool glory days.
Did we peak too early? Would we actually go back? Or are we just bitter because we were the weird ones in school? From shadowing the popular kids to the curse of being hot too young — we’re airing it all out. If any of this feels a little too real… you might wanna sit down for this.
In this very patriotic episode, we’re repping our home states and going head-to-head to settle once and for all: which Malaysian state reigns supreme? Is PJ just overpriced cafes and traffic? Does Sabah actually have things to do? Should Penang drivers even be allowed on the road?
Sai joins us for this very serious debate — featuring Hilux kids, fake humble PJ folks, and Penangites who think their ‘prawn mee’ is God’s gift. No state is safe.
Chapters
00:25 - We ghosted Sai for 6 years
03:25 - Why Penang people hate us
05:00 - Sai does standup????
06:12 - Which state is superior?
08:40 - Why Sabah only eat’s noodles
12:00 - There’s no pride in PJ
17:30 - Penang has name power
27:00 - Auto City is Desa Park City??
29:00 - Sai’s KL Story
31:48 - MRT x Pokemon Go launch
32:40 - PJ has main character syndrome
38:33 - PJ has nothing to offer
39:52 - Sabah do what one?
46:20 - The Superior BM Accent
50:00 - Is Mainland Fake Penang?
53:00 - Penang Princess???
55:40 - Penang drivers should be illegal
58:05 - Failing the Japan license 7 times
1:02:24 - Gardenia Shortage
1:07:00 - MUST HAVES in each state!
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This episode, Rizal, Kavin, and Prakash join us on the couch to prove just how out of touch we’ve become. From bedrotting to buying flowers at Pasar Seni, to why Gen Alpha takes 0.5x selfies and drafts each other’s breakup texts—we’re struggling to keep up. Also, the comedians spill the tea on their upcoming shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival!
Follow Rizal on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/rizalvangeyzel/Follow Kavin on Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/kavinjay/Follow Prakash on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/prakashdanielcomedy/Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytableCHAPTERS00:16 - The 3 Pillars of The Community 04:00 - Should interns haggle for payment?06:00 - Having Alpha Kids06:40 - Applying To Chinese School 12:37 - Things Young People Do That We Don’t Get16:47 - Taking 0.5x Pictures19:40 - Drafting breakup texts in the groupchat21:40 - Kavin doesn’t know Google Docs22:10 - Hanging gundams on your bags 25:20 - Celebrating 10 Dayseversaries29:24 - Buying Pasar Seni Flowers32:25 - Bedrotting & Brainrotting 37:10 - The Coachella of Comedy 41:27 - The WHAT Show???43:00 - How Rizal Went To Jail 44:40 - Unsolicited Advice from Kavin Jay45:40 - Lobster Boy Prakash 46:30 - Whitewashing Our Jokes50:20 - Local Comedians Going international 51:56 - Creative ways to pass flyers 55:00 - The comedy show on steroids
We’re officially letting go of our hater pasts and entering our healing era! In this episode, we’re getting out of the city, touching some grass, and figuring out what berhealing actually means.
From our go-to ways to unwind to the things that (barely) keep us sane, we’re diving deep into how we rest, recover, and recharge.
Special thanks to MameeChef, Norreen, and Ceddy for joining us on what’s basically our mini mukbang.
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CHAPTERS
00:18 - WE ARE SAT
03:40 - Berhealing and touching grass
05:34 - Norreen is taking stunt classes??
10:40 - Staying present for our pets
16:40 - Minghan’s Live Cooking Demo
17:25 - We’re kinda sick of holidays
19:50 - Mukbang intermission
23:00 - People who heal from travels are liars
24:20 - Healing is to be an old man
27:30 - Healing is playing Marvel Rivals
36:10 - Healing is lowkey road raging
39:15 - Rendang Narrations
44:30 - Missing mamak sessions as adults
52:00 - Fixing burnout through friendship
56:25 - Finding our community
58:10 - Focusing on yourself!!!
01:01:40 - Outro!
What’s one embarrassing moment you’ll never live down?
In this episode, we’re digging up our most humiliating, sleep-ruining moments—the kind that still make us cringe years later. Brace yourself for secondhand embarrassment so intense, you’ll HAVE TO stay seated for this one.