Dan compares Joe Root to Twiglets, Clara is best mates with Steve Smith, and things are simply HDer than ever

And the winner is...everyone listening to the greatest (cricket) awards ceremony in the world

Dan hasn't tried a mince pie, Clara is Gru, and we do wish you a very happy Christmas.

Dan flexes his watch, Clara hates money, and some questionable cricketing advice is given

Dan explains who Tung Tung Tung Sahur is, it's Clara's turn for a haircut, and yes they talk a lot about The Ashes

Diana and Bashir (not Shoaib), Oprah and Meghan, Clara and Dan. Interviews that defined a generation.

Dan talks about Glen Powell (again), Clara wants to be adopted by Mitchell Starc and Alyssa Healy, the greatest rom-com ever written about cricket is born.

Dan has made a PowerPoint, Clara wants to know the Irish-ness of Caoimhe Bray, and the first-ever episode of The (Jofra) Archers takes place

Dan is still thinking about The Ashes , Clara settles an old beef, and cricket hurts.

Dan is thinking about Pat Cummins, Clara is thinking about Annabel Sutherland. Is this an Australian cricket podcast?

The two greatest cricket teams to never take the field face off. Also, The Ashes are discussed.

Dan plays Fairy Godmother, Clara manifests The Ashes, and everyone reads their horoscope.

Dan wants you to know about Garfield Arbuckle, Clara wants to be Sharpay Evans.

YOU ASKED (AGAIN), WE ANSWERED (AGAIN)

Dan can’t drive and Clara isn’t interested in cricket.

"Feet, snakes, and blasphemy". We are so back.

Harry Styles, Beyonce, Dan. The greats all go solo eventually.

Dan is rendered speechless, Clara is Oscar The Grouch, and we are ALL in the past.

Dan discovers empathy, Clara discovers The Rizzler, and the real question is whether cricket is woke or posh.

You asked, we answered.