Life is hard—and so are dicks. But like badass bitches, we can handle it. 🎤 Welcome to the unfiltered world of the Hard Things Podcast, where real talk, dark humor, and sexual candor collide.In this NSFW episode, Angie and Amy dive deep into:🤯 Being offered a tip (haha) for a glory hole hookup🍆 Dick pics with “consent”?🫣 Freak matching & why it's trending in modern dating🎭 People-pleasing vs. authentic weirdness🚨 Red flags vs. quirks: What’s a dealbreaker?💩 Why going back to your ex is like putting poop back in your butt🧠 Identity crises after breakups🎵 Plus: going HAM = what now?Grab a drink, clutch your pearls, and join us for the chaos.⏱️ Timestamps & Chapters:00:00 - Intro: Life is hard, dicks are harder01:14 - Frog throats & accidental innuendos04:10 - Glory hole economics07:32 - Consent & dick pics12:05 - Why your Tinder pics suck17:20 - Rating dicks (based on what, exactly?)22:40 - Freak Matching 10126:15 - Codependency & “Runaway Bride” syndrome35:50 - Identity crises after divorce42:22 - New boundaries & choosing again51:40 - The turd you don’t put back54:12 - Shitty exes & helping anyway58:33 - Food, prison calls, and buffalo chicken salads1:08:40 - HAM = hard as a what now?!1:12:00 - The power of hating the same thing1:16:50 - Fake freaks vs. real kinks1:25:10 - Freak flags & runaway brides1:30:00 - Closing thoughts, listener challenge, and our usual chaos🎧 Subscribe, rate, and send us your unfiltered confessions:📧 hardthingspodcast@gmail.com📱 TikTok | YouTube Shorts | Facebook Reels | Spotify#StayHard, fam. 💜💦

Life is hard — and so are d*cks — but adulthood, dating, money, and the holidays might be harder.In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angie and Amy spiral (in the best way) through holiday burnout, modern dating frustrations, gift resentment, being single with no kids, time boundaries, money honesty, and why “normal adult life” feels like a scam sometimes.This episode is funny, reflective, unfiltered, and painfully relatable — especially if you’re exhausted, overworked, single, partnered, childfree, neurodivergent, or questioning literally everything during the holidays.We talk about:Working holidays and why random days off don’t helpDating red flags (including unemployed “Jimbos”)Why weekday texts feel suspiciousFeeling weird about gifts, Venmo culture, and thoughtfulnessBeing single with no kids and how that quietly affects money & milestonesNavigating grief, loneliness, and changing family dynamicsSecret Santa chaos (yes… HR-level chaos)Why socks and candles are not personality traitsValuing your time, charging for your labor, and setting boundariesSugar daddy fantasies vs realitySide hustles, selling underwear, and the economics of timeStretch therapy, pain management, and aging bodiesWhy New Year’s growth plans work better than resolutionsFood, Weight Watchers logic, baby steps, and balanceIf you’ve ever thought:“I love my life… but this still kind of sucks sometimes,”this episode is for you.🎧 Hard Things Podcast — sex, relationships, money, work, and mental health without sugarcoating.📩 Send us your stories or hot takes:hardthingspodcast@gmail.comAvailable on Spotify, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music & iHeartRadio👍 Like • Subscribe • Comment • Share🔞 Content Warning: Adult language, dating, money talk, grief, sexuality, holiday stress.⏱️ CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS(Replace timestamps after upload — titles are optimized for scanning)00:00 – Intro: Holidays, burnout & zero chill02:15 – Working Christmas & why random days off suck06:40 – Dating during the workweek & “do you have a job?” energy10:55 – “Jimbos,” dating red flags & housing insecurity jokes15:30 – The brick/elephant/giraffe riddle (brain chaos)20:10 – Being single, podcast hiatus & creativity struggles24:45 – Craftmatic beds, aging bodies & getting creative29:30 – Holiday gifts, Venmo culture & why it hit different this year36:10 – Being childfree & explaining Santa to nieces42:20 – The single/no-kids “gift economy” reality50:15 – Weddings, showers, milestones & unequal expectations57:30 – Secret Santa chaos (Diet Coke + flick-a-dick incident)1:05:40 – Minimalists vs gift people & buying smarter1:11:50 – Stretch therapy, pain relief & productivity1:20:10 – Time boundaries, inconvenience fees & charging for labor1:30:00 – Sugar daddies, side hustles & pricing your time1:40:25 – Selling underwear, effort vs time & weird economics1:52:00 – New Year’s growth plans (not resolutions)2:00:15 – Food, Weight Watchers logic & baby-step balance2:12:40 – Final thoughts, rest, naps & self-care

Life is hard—and so are d*cks—but consent is never automatic.In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angie and Amy dig into one of the most misunderstood and uncomfortable truths about sex and relationships: consent, power, and double standards—especially inside dating, long-term relationships, and marriage.We cover:Why “no” still means no, even in committed relationshipsThe history of marital consent (and how disturbing it actually is)How cultural conditioning teaches men to push and women to appeaseWhy rejection triggers entitlement, anger, and coercion for some peopleHow women are punished for saying no—and punished for saying yesWhy men’s consent is often minimized or ignored ( AND IT SHOULDNT BE)The difference between communication vs. pressureReal-world dating stories that show how fast “nice” can turn hostileWe also unpack:Dating app entitlementWhy you don’t owe anyone sex, time, explanations, or politenessHow to respond when someone doesn’t respect your boundariesWhy rejection isn’t a character flaw—and why not everyone is your personThis episode blends research, therapy insight, history, and raw real-life conversations to dismantle outdated sexual scripts and call out behavior that needs to end.🎧 Hard Things Podcast is where sex, relationships, psychology, and power get real.📩 Send your stories or questions:hardthingspodcast@gmail.com📍 Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, iHeartRadio & more👍 Like • Subscribe • Share • Comment🔞 Content Warning: Adult language, sexual consent, dating behavior, relationship dynamics, power imbalances.

Angie & Amy dive into the "Hard Thing" that is the Sexless Winter phenomenon. The holidays are here: the lights are twinkling, the cookies are baking, and your libido is currently wearing an eye mask and hiding under the covers. Why does this happen every year?It's not you, it's science! We break down the biological reasons your desire is MIA and offer realistic, funny solutions to save your relationship (and your sanity) this December.In this episode, we discuss the Hard Things:[0:00] Intro: The Stress is Real & Your Libido is Hiding[3:21] The Science of Sexless Winter: The Cortisol Crisis & Why Your Body Cancels the Appointment with Pleasureville[6:45] Sleep Deprivation Dip: You’re Too Tired for a Quickie (and that’s normal!)[9:02] The Audacity of Dudes: Angie's Hilarious and Disrespectful Snapchat Encounter 🤬[14:10] The "Good Luck Chuck" Curse: When Your Exes Find Forever After One Bite[19:55] Body Dissatisfaction Spike: Why the Holiday Puffiness is a Wet Blanket for Desire[22:05] The Hard Conversation: Surviving the Logistically Impossible Quickie with Family Nearby[25:30] Why Scheduled Sex is HOT: Debunking the Monotony Myth & Building Desire[29:45] Dick Pic Etiquette & The Toilet Seat Rule: Grooming, Consent, and Why You Need to Ask First[33:15] Challenge #1: The Knee-High Orgasm Challenge (Bob Ross Socks Stay ON!)[35:40] Challenge #2: The 5-Minute No-Goal Touch & The Erotic Text Bomb[38:11] The Big Takeaway: Sex is the Stress Therapy You're Skipping[40:15] Happy Chrismukkah Quanza! (Outro & Where to Find Us)Try the challenges, send us your stories, and remember: The holidays are about connection. It can be as simple as holding hands!💌 Send us your stories & questions:hardthingspodcast@gmail.com🎧 Listen & follow Hard Things Podcast on:Spotify • Apple Podcasts • YouTube • TikTok • Facebook • iHeartRadioIf your sex life is on ice this winter, you are not broken. You’re tired.Stick around and we’ll help with both.🔞 Content warning: Adult language, sex, libido, holiday stress, NSFW themes.

Life is hard… and so are d*cks — but like badass bitches, we can handle it. 💅In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angela and Amy spiral into some of Reddit’s WILDEST sex and relationship stories, including:The guy who practiced thrusting to one specific song and used it for every hookup (yes, it’s CBAT 👀)A boyfriend who discovers his girlfriend’s entire cheating saga… and breaks up with her via Reddit“Worst sex ever” confessions featuring:Walmart parking lot chaosPeppa Pig as sex soundtrack (WHY.)Farts, bad angles, tiny d*ck insecurity, accidental pee, and full-body ickA surprisingly wholesome update: therapy, pottery, boxing, and choosing yourself after betrayalWe also chat about:Why accountability (Weight Watchers-style) actually helps with weight lossWhy music during sex is less important than music that gets you in the moodHow partners avoid talking about what actually works in bed—and why that kills your sex life💌 Got a wild story or question?Email us: hardthingspodcast@gmail.com📲 Listen & follow Hard Things Podcast on:SpotifyApple PodcastsYouTubeTikTokiHeartRadio & moreIf you laughed, cringed, or said “oh NO” even once…👉 Like, subscribe, share, and drop your own “worst sex ever” story in the comments.(We might read it on a future episode 👀)🔞 Content warning: Adult language, sex, cheating, Reddit drama, and way too many details about terrible hookups.

Life is hard—and so are dicks. But like badass bitches, we can handle it.In this raw, hilarious, and unexpectedly educational episode of the Hard Things Podcast, we dive into a wild mix of:🔍 Cookie cravings and grocery store delusions🍑 The difference between a fuckboy and a fuckMAN🧠 The science behind squirting (it’s not pee—don’t be dumb)😤 Why people ghost instead of using their words🍆 Spicy anatomy truths: clits have legs, cervical orgasms are real, and your Kegels matter💦 A breakdown of female ejaculation, pelvic floor tips, and why communication is the real aphrodisiac💅 Frugal gel manicures, family holiday chaos, and toe-sucking confessionsUnfiltered, unedited, unapologetic.📌 CHAPTERS00:00 – Cold Open: Life Is Hard (and So Are Dicks)01:12 – The Case of the Missing Smoked Sausage04:50 – Cookie Meltdowns & Shortbread Fails07:55 – OG Co-Host Tiffany Drops Wisdom10:40 – Fuckboys vs. FuckMEN: Yes, There’s a Difference15:10 – Living Apart Together: Relationships with Boundaries19:32 – Ghosting, Emotional Maturity, and Why Grownups Should Text Back23:45 – Squirting Deep Dive: Science, Shame & Female Anatomy31:25 – Kegels, G-Spots, and The Wishbone-Shaped Clit38:00 – Horny Ghosts, Cervical Orgasms, and the A-Spot43:50 – Pig Orgasms and Bacon Joy: A Tangent47:15 – Foot Fetishes, Personal Kinks & Spicy Boundaries52:05 – Family, Holidays, and Home Manicures58:30 – Therapist Rants, Time Management, and Final Cookie Thoughts🎙 ABOUT THE PODCASTWelcome to Hard Things—where therapy meets thirst trap. Hosted by Angie (therapist, ex-pro girl, chaos manager) and Amy (hot mess with great timing), this audio-only podcast dives deep into the messy parts of sex, love, and being human—always with humor, heart, and a dash of filth.🔞 100% NSFW. 1000% real.🔗 FOLLOW & CONNECT📍 Listen: Spotify | Apple | YouTube📧 Email: HardThingsPodcast@gmail.com📸 Follow: TikTok | IG | Facebook @HardThingsPodcast

Life is hard… and so are d*cks—but so are water heaters when they stop working. 😤 In this brutally honest, laugh-out-loud episode of Hard Things Podcast, we unpack the not-so-sexy side of adulting: broken plumbing, $21K roof quotes, cold ass showers, family drama, sibling disagreements over "useful" education, and the emotional toll of just trying to keep your head above water.Angie and Amy dig into:Cold showers & creative hygiene hacks 💦The real cost of being a grown-ass woman in 2025Inheritance guilt & emotional landmines 💰💥Adult loneliness, friendship shifts, and making new communityWhy millennials are DONE with the old ways—and ready to rage against late-stage capitalism 🔥Hilarious commentary on roof repairs, customer service rage, and the eternal desire for adult summer camp 🍃🛶Whether you’re hanging on by a thread, stress-laughing in your car, or rage-cleaning your kitchen—this one’s for you.📩 Want to vent with us? Email: hardthingspodcast@gmail.com📲 Follow us on TikTok, YouTube, and Facebook @HardThingsPodcast🎙️ Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & wherever you get your fix⭐ Support the pod: send us stars or share with your fellow stressed-out friendsStay hard. We got you.

It’s hard out here for a pimp — or anyone trying to date with standards. Angie and Amy break down why “friends with benefits” often forgets the friend part, swap stories about ghosting, coffee-date flops, and the stretch-table straps that sparked a thousand jokes.

They also dive into audiobook narration icks, “The Materialists” movie, Lexi Blake & Nora Roberts obsessions, and a wild take on the new divorce reform debate. Funny, honest, and a little unfiltered—because life is hard, but we can handle it.

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We dove into a polyamory & kink FB group…and a 29-year-old’s DMs went off the rails fast. From “move to Missouri” in 5 texts to “get a dog” instead of companionship, we unpack dating red flags, double standards (MMF vs FFM), consent, perimenopause + kids, and what real communication looks like in open relationships.

If you’ve navigated poly dating, kink 101, or just modern app chaos—this one’s for you.

In this episode

• Polyamory basics: roles, boundaries, and consent

• Kink & communication (no, “sweetheart” isn’t a strategy)

• MMF vs FFM dynamics—why the double standard?

• Red flags in DMs: negging, flip-flops, and pressure tactics

• Perimenopause, fertility, and setting non-negotiables

• Why clarity > vibes when you’re building a roster or a relationship

💬 Tell us your hottest take on poly dating etiquette.
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We kick off with a first-time rye bread adventure (proofing wins, crumb lessons learned) and slide into a no-blush sex-ed chat: does diet actually change the taste of body fluids? We break down hydration, fruit myths, sulfur foods, and hygiene basics. Then we tackle foreplay misconceptions, communication vs. performance, premature finish anxiety, a wild Reddit “cheater rules” story, and whether some folks might actually be asexual (and what to do if sex feels icky or humiliating).
Plus: a quick shout to Sonya Maya (love her content!), why voice memos > 47 short texts, and the eternal PSA: lift, wash, rinse, repeat.

Tell us your take in the comments, or email: hardthingspodcast@gmail.com
“Stay hard.” 💋

Chapters:
0:00 Cold open & bread fail → lessons
5:40 Diet & body-fluid taste (what helps/hurts)
16:30 Hygiene > perfume (always)
20:45 Foreplay myths (it’s not just oral)
28:00 Premature finish: biology & better options
37:15 Asexuality? When sex feels gross/ humiliating
45:50 Reddit story: “I stayed after cheating… with rules”
57:20 Communication that actually works
1:05:00 Sonya Maya shoutout + wrap

#SexEd #Relationships #Foreplay #Consent #Hygiene #Baking #RyeBread #Podcast #SonyaMaya

Amy’s under the weather, Angie’s got a fresh trigger-thumb surgery, and the group chat is CHAOTIC: we swap hilarious game-night stories (Go Fck Yourself, Puns of Anarchy, New Phone Who Dis?, Ransom Note), share our dangerously delicious “Hold My Cck” cocktail, then dive into the big one—should sex work be legalized or decriminalized?We cover safety, consent, STI testing, GFE, screening, licensed companions (Vegas/Amsterdam vibes), economics, relationship dynamics (from “outsourcing” hard limits to menopause & desire changes), polyamory mindset, and why stigma makes everything worse. Sound off in the comments: would you ever pay for sex, be a sex worker, or support legalization?👉 Like, comment, subscribe, and email us: hardthingspodcast@gmail.com“Stay hard.” 💋Chapters (optional):0:00 Cold open & housekeeping1:10 The “Hold My C*ck” cocktail (recipe rundown)4:05 Spicy game night highlights9:30 Trigger-thumb surgery update12:40 Snapchat creeps & boundaries16:45 Should sex work be legal/decriminalized?38:10 Safety, screening, testing, consent58:20 Relationships, outsourcing hard limits, GFE1:14:00 Your takes + sign-off#SexWork #Legalization #BDSM #Consent #Relationships #Podcast #Comedy #AdultHumor

Life is hard—stay hard.In this episode we dig into a wild Reddit AITA story tied to the viral “A 1000 Men & Me” documentary (on Channel 4), the fallout from group-chat receipts, and the bigger convo about consent, communication, and sex-work discourse. We also nerd out on the Universe-25 “mouse utopia” study and why a mini tech Sabbath might save your sanity. (Raspy-voice edition, but we showed up anyway. 😅)In this episode:AITA breakdown: Should you tell a pregnant friend if you recognize her fiancé in a viral spicy doc?Open vs. monogamy: expectations, boundaries, and consent IRLGroup-chat receipts: digital safety, doxxing risks, and naming contacts smartlySex-work & virality: platforms, rules, and the economics behind a headlineUniverse-25, attention spans, and a practical “no-screens” reset18+ content note: Adult themes and explicit language. This is opinionated commentary, not advice. Practice informed consent and aftercare.Join us:Discord: Hard Things Podcast (look for our logo)Email: hardthingspodcast@gmail.comListen: YouTube • Spotify • Apple • iHeart • AmazonIf this made you think (or cackle), like, subscribe, and drop your AITA verdict below. 💬 #HardThingsPodcast #AITA #RedditStories #ViralDocumentary #OnlyFans #RelationshipAdvice #ConsentMatters #StayHard

Programming note: This episode was recorded out of sync and we’re dropping it as a bonus filler because we have some Hard Things going on so bear with us while we prep the next mainline ep. It’s raw, spicy, and very us.In this episode:Consensual Non-Consent (CNC) roleplay done safely (trust, scripts, aftercare)The viral “Flint Mint” saliva hack that leveled up someone’s oral game (plus beginner tips)Body-hair debates, grooming preferences, and boundary settingApp dating safety: dealing with creeps, contact-name hygiene, and “Are we dating the same guy?” sitesSpicy reads: “why-choose”/reverse-harem romance & audiobooks we can’t stop talking about⚠️ Content warnings: Adult themes, explicit language, kink discussion (CNC), dating-safety stories. 18+ only. Always practice informed consent (SSC/RACK), discuss boundaries, and prioritize aftercare.Join the conversation:Discord: “Hard Things Podcast” (look for our logo)Facebook: @HardThingsPodcast – come comment on the cartoon avatars post!Email: see contact in our channel bioListen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, iHeart, YouTube, & moreIf you laughed, learned, or got a new idea—like, subscribe, and drop a comment with your hottest why-choose recs. 💦

Life is hard… and sometimes horny hard. This week’s Hard Things Podcast is an absolute ride. 🚀Inside this episode:Threesome gone wrong: babysitters, beard guys, and flaky dudes ruining the fantasyWhy women get blue balls too — and why it’s just as frustratingThe “hookup lottery” experiment 🎲 (Hunger Games edition: may the odds be ever in your favor)Why groups of women at work can turn into “king of the hill” drama 👑A Reddit rabbit hole: What makes sex the BEST ever for men?The truth about faking confidence vs faking orgasms (don’t do the second one)Toy tales, edging confessions, squirting stories 💦 and almost going deaf from pleasureSexy voices, dirty talk, and why men lose their minds when women flip the script 🔥A live “phone sex voice” performance that might just break the internet👉 Plus, we’re starting a Discord for live hangouts, Q&As, and more unfiltered chaos.🎧 Listen everywhere: Spotify, Apple, iHeart, YouTube

Life is hard… and so are d***s. But your favorite chaotic duo is back with one of the wildest Hard Things Podcast episodes yet. 💀This week, we cover:Accidental cam girl “market research” on Adult Friend Finder (spoiler: topless + typing = $$$)The most awkward hookup ever (feat. a hot dog bun analogy you’ll never unhear 🌭😭)Why communication matters more than excuses when you ghost last-minuteA deep dive into a book of women’s sexual fantasies (and Gloria’s outrageous “Market of Men” story)Our own secret fantasies (DP fears, mechanic smells, tattoo thigh obsessions 👀)The “dark side of TikTok” and why gray sweatpants content is apparently researchWhy lube is your bestie, why “you’re so wet” is usually a lie, and how to talk honestly in bed✨ Spoiler: this episode is equal parts NSFW chaos, feminist real-talk, and way too many cereal & Dr. Seuss jokes.👉 Tell us: what’s YOUR secret fantasy (anonymous if you want)? We might read it in a future “storytime.”

Life is life-ing HARD and we’re recording at the latest hour ever… so naturally we ended up with cop cars, SWAT trucks, and a zero-filter convo about the kinks people are scared to say out loud. 🙃Today we play the Taboo Kink Game: we toss out terms (from rope art to food play to “uh… please Google that carefully”) and say if it’s a yes, a no, or a “with precautions.” Then we get practical with green flags, red flags, safety tools, and consent—because curiosity ≠ consent, and fantasy ≠ obligation.What’s inside:Neighborhood drama (12 cruisers + SWAT?!), neighborly nosiness, and accidental community watch 🕵️‍♀️The kink lightning round: shibari/rope art, food mess play, tickling, primal chase, and moreWhy experience, aftercare, and safe words matter (and when a “no” from a Dom is healthy)“Don’t yuck someone’s yum” vs. “this is unsafe for me” — how to talk about limits without shameOur funniest late-night giggle spiral (cereal rankings included 🥣)Content note: Adult themes, frank discussion of sexuality. We don’t endorse unsafe/illegal activity. Always practice informed consent, risk awareness, and harm reduction.Join the convo:What’s a kink/topic you’re curious about but rarely hear discussed? Drop it (anonymously if you want) and we’ll add it to a future round.

🗣️ Kick off your shoes and dive into some spicy and hilarious conversations! On this episode of the 'Hard Things Podcast,' we explore the wild world of erotic literature, sexy voices, and relationship advice you didn't know you needed. Angie and her Amy talk about everything from cringe-worthy morning songs to using assets to get ahead at work. Get ready to laugh out loud, learn about the importance of communication in relationships, and maybe even discover why women and men desire differently. Don't miss out on the playful banter, real-life stories, and some surprisingly deep insights into what makes us tick. Tune in and stay hard! 💪😈

Welcome to a no-holds-barred episode of the Hard Things Podcast! Get ready for some raw, unfiltered stories and rants as we delve into erotic literature, relationship advice, and naughty toys. Our host vents about recent experiences with online dating frustrations, from sudden wife interruptions to inappropriate DMs, and aptly discusses the importance of respect and communication in sexual relationships. Stick around as we dive deep into a BDSM checklist discussion, touching on voyeurism, exhibitionism, forced nudity, triple penetration, and more! Don't miss out on the juicy confessions and candid chat that's sure to leave you wanting more. Remember to like, subscribe, and hit the bell for more spicy content! Stay hard! 🔥

Join us for a hilarious and bold dive into the world of pickup lines, where no line is too cheesy and no response too savage! We're here to spice up your day with some of the best, worst, and downright naughty pickup lines you've ever heard! Plus, we delve into outrageous sexual humor, personal anecdotes, and tantalizing ideas for your own flirtatious adventures. Perfect for a laugh, some inspiration, or just pure entertainment. Stay tuned for the raw, unfiltered banter and much more! Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share! Stay hard!

Good afternoon, good evening, and good night! Get ready for an unabashedly candid and hilarious episode where Amy, Zack, and Angie cover it all—from wild conversations about erotic piercings, scrotal ladders, and personal stories of sexual exploration, to an unfiltered discussion on the emotional cost of casual sex and societal perceptions of gendered intimacy. Does casual sex have an emotional cost? Are women really more likely to catch feelings? Why do men get praised for sleeping around while women are shamed? Dive in for some raw, unscripted fun and maybe learn a thing or two about the wild world of human sexuality!