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Celebrate Creativity
George Bartley
563 episodes
5 days ago
Send us a text SHAKESPEARE: Aye. The mind loves threes. Beginning, middle, end. Birth, life, death. Knock, knock, knock. GEORGE: I knew you’d do that—three examples to explain the “rule of three.” SHAKESPEARE: Would you have me offer four? That way lies chaos. GEORGE: So why does three work so well? What’s the magic? SHAKESPEARE: Because one is a point. Two is a choice. Three is a pattern. GEORGE: That is… annoyingly perfect. SHAKESPEARE: I have practiced. GEORGE: Okay—if ...
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Send us a text SHAKESPEARE: Aye. The mind loves threes. Beginning, middle, end. Birth, life, death. Knock, knock, knock. GEORGE: I knew you’d do that—three examples to explain the “rule of three.” SHAKESPEARE: Would you have me offer four? That way lies chaos. GEORGE: So why does three work so well? What’s the magic? SHAKESPEARE: Because one is a point. Two is a choice. Three is a pattern. GEORGE: That is… annoyingly perfect. SHAKESPEARE: I have practiced. GEORGE: Okay—if ...
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Celebrate Creativity
Tricolon: List of Three
Send us a text SHAKESPEARE: Aye. The mind loves threes. Beginning, middle, end. Birth, life, death. Knock, knock, knock. GEORGE: I knew you’d do that—three examples to explain the “rule of three.” SHAKESPEARE: Would you have me offer four? That way lies chaos. GEORGE: So why does three work so well? What’s the magic? SHAKESPEARE: Because one is a point. Two is a choice. Three is a pattern. GEORGE: That is… annoyingly perfect. SHAKESPEARE: I have practiced. GEORGE: Okay—if ...
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5 days ago
11 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
Opposites Attract: Antithesis
Send us a text GEORGE: All right, for the listener who doesn’t want a grammar lecture: antithesis is when you place two opposing ideas side by side—often in a balanced structure—so the contrast hits hard. Like: light and darkness, love and hate, life and death. Well let me see let's say give me a famous example one that listeners will recognize SHAKESPEARE: Aye. Two wrestlers in one ring. The mind loves a contest. GEORGE: Now—here’s my big question. Why does antithesis feel so S...
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5 days ago
18 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
Say It Again, Will: Anaphora
Send us a text GEORGE: Master Shakespeare, are you with us? SHAKESPEARE (warm, amused): Indeed, sir. I am ever at your elbow—though I confess, your age is wondrous. In mine own day, men grew old chiefly by avoiding theaters. GEORGE: Ha! We’ll take the win where we can. All right—anaphora. I’m going to pronounce it slowly so I don’t embarrass myself: a-NA-pho-ra. SHAKESPEARE: A fair stumbling, sweetly done. And what think you it means? GEORGE: Here’s my best “general adult” definition: ana...
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6 days ago
19 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
Rhetoric Gym
Send us a text GEORGE (to mic, playful): All right. Confession Some people hear the phrase “rhetorical devices” and immediately reach for the nearest exit sign. But over the years I have learned that rhetorical devices are not decorations. They’re not lace on the edge of language. They’re engines. They’re how a speaker makes an audience feel the truth— even when the truth is… being negotiated. And Shakespeare? Shakespeare wasn’t born with a quill in his hand. He was trained. Today we wa...
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6 days ago
21 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
Shakespeare's First Home
Send us a text George: Stratford-upon-Avon is not London. Not even close. London is noise—argument, urgency, ambition. London is a place where a man can vanish into a crowd and become someone else by lunchtime. Stratford is… remembered. Stratford is: “Ah, there he goes—John Shakespeare’s boy.” Stratford is: “Did you hear what the Ardens are up to?” Stratford is: “Mind your tongue—your aunt will hear you from three streets away.” It is a market town, where your reputation is a second coat yo...
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1 week ago
22 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
Transitions
Send us a text Welcome to Celebrate Creativity. I’m George Bartley. For the next section of this podcast, I’m beginning a new series I’m calling Conversations with Shakespeare. And tonight's episode is called get here anyone who ever try to do the right thing Transition to Shakespeare. I want to start with something simple—something honest. I’m doing this now because I’m seventy-five years old, and I have finally stopped worrying about whether I’m doing Shakespeare...
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1 week ago
29 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
We Need to Talk
Send us a text NARRATOR: New Year’s Day. The museum is quiet the way a room gets quiet after somebody says, “We need to talk.” Last night the toys lit up the patio with fireworks— and the Director lit up the Night Watchman with consequences. And now… here is the night watchmen NIGHT WATCHMAN (low, to himself): Okay. I’m not breaking in. I’m… returning property. And maybe… returning hope. NARRATOR: He’s been fired. But he came anyway—because when you care about a place, you don’t stop cari...
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1 week ago
24 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
The Patio Rebellion
Send us a text NARRATOR: The Night Watchman rises from his desk and follows the sound—past the exhibits, past the quiet corridors, toward the patio doors. Outside, the winter air holds that New Year’s feeling: cold, sharp, expectant. And inside the museum… something is celebrating like it has a permit. SFX: Door latch. Soft squeak. Patio door opens. SCENE 1 — THE PATIO REVEAL SFX: Outdoor patio ambience: faint wind; distant city fireworks; then—very close—party pops, tiny whistles, and to...
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1 week ago
21 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
Blank Slate
Send us a text NARRATOR: In the museum, toys do not age the way people age. They don’t get older, exactly. They get… remembered. And on the last nights of December, the museum feels like a giant attic— full of objects that once felt brand new… and now feel like proof that time is real. NIGHT WATCHMAN (to mic, mock-host): Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Late Night at the Toy Museum— Tonight we’re approaching New Year’s. That magical time when everybody vows to “turn ...
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1 week ago
20 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
String Theory
Send us a text NIGHT WATCHMAN (to mic, mock-host energy): Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Late Night at the Toy Museum. Tonight’s top story: New Year’s Eve is the day after tomorrow, which means the museum is preparing the traditional celebration of “fresh starts”… by using the same extension cords from 1997. And speaking of 1997—remember when our biggest problem was keeping a Tamagotchi alive? Now I can’t even keep my phone alive without carrying a charger like it’s a li...
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1 week ago
19 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
The Color of Thinking
Send us a text NARRATOR: Welcome back to the Metropolitan Museum of Toys and Childhood Artifacts—where the lights dim, the doors lock, and the exhibits do what exhibits are not supposed to do. [SFX: A security door clicks shut.] NARRATOR (cont.): Tonight, our night watchman makes his rounds with a thermos of tea, a sensible flashlight, and the quiet confidence of a man who believes no object smaller than a breadbox could possibly ruin his evening. [SFX: Footsteps. Keys jingle softly.] NIG...
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1 week ago
25 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
Lite-Brite, Artist in Residence
Send us a text NIGHT WATCHMAN (mildly amused, to himself): All right, Museum. Let’s see what you’ve got tonight. No stampedes. No… spontaneous karaoke from the animatronics. And if the wind-up monkey even looks like it’s planning something—no. SFX: a faint plastic “tap… tap… tap” NIGHT WATCHMAN: What was that? SFX: tiny clicks, like pegs being nudged in a bowl NIGHT WATCHMAN (approaching): Okay. Either a mouse has learned arts and crafts… or— LITE-BRITE (grand, theatrical, a...
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2 weeks ago
20 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
Furby After Dark
Send us a text NIGHT WATCHMAN (EBENEZER, cheerful): All right, toys—another calm, orderly night. Nothing’s going to— SFX: A sudden electronic WHIRR from a glass case. SFX: Tiny motor clicks: eyelids opening. SFX: A bright chirp, then a giggle. FURBY (loud): KAH! DOO-AY! NOO-LAH! NOO-LAH! NIGHT WATCHMAN (startled, then amused): …And right on schedule, the museum installs a tiny chaos engine. FURBY: A-LOH! MAY-MAY! A-LOH MAY-MAY! NIGHT WATCHMAN: Hello to you too, Sir Fluffington. Let’s ke...
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2 weeks ago
26 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
More Joy
Send us a text NARRATOR: It’s Christmas Eve at the Metropolitan Museum of Toys and Childhood Artifacts— after the last visitor has gone, after the gift-shop lights click off, after the lobby wreath stops smelling like “busy” and starts smelling like “quiet.” [SFX: KEY RING JINGLE. DOOR CLICKS. FOOTSTEPS ON TILE.] NIGHT WATCHMAN (GENTLE, CONTENT): All right, everybody… Merry Christmas Eve. (beat) Now… let’s have a peaceful night. No surprises. No— NIGHT WATCHMAN (LOOKING UP): …No surprise...
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2 weeks ago
20 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
Christmas Eve
Send us a text NARRATOR: It’s Christmas Eve at the Metropolitan Museum of Toys and Childhood Artifacts— after the last visitor has gone, after the gift-shop lights click off, after the lobby wreath stops smelling like “busy” and starts smelling like “quiet.” [SFX: KEY RING JINGLE. DOOR CLICKS. FOOTSTEPS ON TILE.] NIGHT WATCHMAN (GENTLE, CONTENT): All right, everybody… Merry Christmas Eve. (beat) Now… let’s have a peaceful night. No surprises. No— NIGHT WATCHMAN (LOOKING UP): …No surprise...
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2 weeks ago
15 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
Man in Motion
Send us a text This episode begins with the night watchmen engaged in conversation with Rubik's Cube. NIGHT WATCHMAN: Mr. cube, I want the museum-tour version of how to start. RUBIK’S CUBE: Very well. Rule one: Choose one face to become your “home.” Many begin with white—because it is easy to recognize. But any color will do. RUBIK’S CUBE: Rule two: Do not attempt to solve everything at once. Solve a layer. Then another. Then another. NIGHT WATCHMAN: So… first you build a little island of...
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2 weeks ago
17 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
The Color of Thinking
Send us a text NARRATOR: In the center of the case sits a classic 3×3 Rubik’s Cube— a pocket-size universe that has humbled presidents, professors, and perfectly confident ten-year-olds. It’s the kind of toy that whispers: “Go ahead. Touch me. I will teach you something about yourself.” [SFX: A TINY CLICK. LIKE PLASTIC TURNING—JUST ONCE.] NIGHT WATCHMAN (startled): …Did you just…? RUBIK’S CUBE (CALM, PRECISE): You heard correctly. NIGHT WATCHMAN: You talk? RUBIK’S CUBE: Only when the bui...
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2 weeks ago
15 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
The Hidden Reel
Send us a text NARRATOR (WARM, LOW): Welcome to Celebrate Creativity… and Conversations with Toys. This episode is VIEW-MASTER: CLICK INTO WONDER. This podcast is a dramatization that blends historical research with fiction, satire, and imagined conversations between people, toys, and other objects. It is not a documentary and not professional advice of any kind. No character, toy, product, or brand depicted in this podcast is authorized by, endorsed by, or officially affiliated with a...
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2 weeks ago
15 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
Practice Baby
Send us a text NIGHT WATCHMAN (reading): “Betsy Wetsy. Vintage baby doll. A ‘practice baby’—a caretaking toy reflecting changing ideas about childhood play and domestic life…” NARRATOR: He pauses, as if the next line might argue back. NIGHT WATCHMAN (continuing): “Please do not touch the exhibits.” That last part—I wrote myself. [SFX: Another tiny plastic creak.] BETSY WETSY (bright, polite, slightly prim): Mr. Smith. NIGHT WATCHMAN (not surprised, just tired): Evenin’, Betsy. BETSY WET...
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3 weeks ago
23 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
The Tell Tale Toy
Send us a text The alphabet blocks are gathered around the bobble head figure of Edgar Allan Poe - complete with Raven. The alphabet blocks seem to be fascinated by Mr.Poe’s use of language and are clearly intrigued by his words until the night watchmen makes an announcement. Block a You are famous for your work of terror. Could you share with us your scariest poem. Mr. Poe. That really depends on your opinion - what you believe is scary. Many people believe my poem The Conqueror Worm...
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3 weeks ago
21 minutes

Celebrate Creativity
Send us a text SHAKESPEARE: Aye. The mind loves threes. Beginning, middle, end. Birth, life, death. Knock, knock, knock. GEORGE: I knew you’d do that—three examples to explain the “rule of three.” SHAKESPEARE: Would you have me offer four? That way lies chaos. GEORGE: So why does three work so well? What’s the magic? SHAKESPEARE: Because one is a point. Two is a choice. Three is a pattern. GEORGE: That is… annoyingly perfect. SHAKESPEARE: I have practiced. GEORGE: Okay—if ...